Report Suggest That Not All Zombies Flesh Eating

Written by D P Whitehead

Saturday, 15 November 2014

A study conducted by the University of West Georgia has concluded that not all Zombies, or 'Walking Dead' are flesh eating - in fact some are quite friendly.

"There is a wide misconception that every reanimated rotting corpse is a danger to living humans. In fact, in not one reported case of people returning from the dead has there been a report of cannibalism, a rabid need for human flesh or any other odd behavior," said scientist Kim Katts.

"The Bible, which talks about the Resurrection of Christ makes no mention that he attacked his disciples, nor did he embark on an eating binge which included the legs, arms and brains of his followers," confirmed Katts.

The news though has not convinced everyone that zombies pose any threat to mankind.

"Ridiculous!" screamed one reader of this article "I've seen The Walking Dead - I've seen every zombie movie - I know zombies eat people....as for Jesus? That is bullshit - he probably didn't even exist....."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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