Written by Auntie Jean

Friday, 28 November 2014

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Ghost writer helping police this morning

The new best selling novel, Wuthering Highs II by Emilia Bronte, of Wuthering Highs fame has been found by a forensic journalist to be a clever fake and has probably been written after her death by a "Ghost Writer" lurking in a cemetery it was revealed today.

There have been suspicions in the literary world that the book may not be genuine, after investigative journalist Wazir (The Sheik) Mahmood found and photographed her grave last week in Haworth.

Posing as a Kuwaiti Sheik to put Miss Bronte's ghost writer at ease, the intrepid journalist spoke at length to the ghost and fooled it into admitting writing the book and then the ghost allegedly offered to write ten more books including three "James Bond" novels, a Downtown Abbey series, ten episodes of East Enders, Hitler's Lost Diaries and Wuthering Highs III.

A Panoramic Special on channel 8 on Monday promises to show footage of the fake interviews.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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