Obama Has Identity Stolen by Muslim Teenager

Funny story written by Al N.

Thursday, 13 November 2014

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Obama on the phone trying to track down the identity thieves.

Washington, DC-President Barack Obama's identity was stolen recently when he was trying on clothes at an upscale shopping mall and lost his wallet while in the dressing room. The wallet was stolen right under the noses of the Secret Service. After the thieves maxed out Obama's cards, a Muslim teenager bought the cards and social security number online from one of the dressing room thieves.

From there, the teenager created a new identity from Obama's information. Before long, the teenager and his girlfriend had run up bills in Obama's name all over Canada, Minnesota, and Wisconsin.

Obama was sitting at a table in a restaurant in Washington with the family and paid for dinner with his credit card. Soon, the waitress comes back to the table to tell him his card has been rejected. After Obama finishes washing dishes to pay the bill, he has the Secret Service track his cards down only to find the person using the cards to purchase candy and comic books.

Obama was unable, much to his chagrin, to keep the details from the press as the story was broken by the National Enquirer not long afterwards.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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