Washington, DC The United States was shocked and astounded when the country found out that President Obama had lost the entire contents of the US Treasury to Internet scam artists.
"It was a really good deal, where I could double the entire Treasury by just sending it to an Arabian prince for 24 hours so he can get his money into the US," said the President.
Although the scam artists haven't been heard from, President Obama stated that, "they probably just got mixed up on the time change."
Meanwhile, it was reported that a previously unknown Nigerian billionaire just purchased the Bahamas.
