Cataclysmic Comet Collision to End World in Two Weeks Time

Funny story written by Bad Granma

Thursday, 13 November 2014

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Scientists controlling the Rosetta Space Probe's landing on a huge comet were jubilant that the mission had succeeded this morning, but their joy turned to horror when the Orbiter Craft plunged into the comet and shifted it into a deadly collision course with the moon. In six days time the moon will be knocked like a Pool Table Ball into the earth, splitting it in two, exactly like a scenario from a "B" movie.

There will be no survivors left on earth and the two halves will spiral into the sun, probably causing a Supernova followed by a mega Black Hole which will have a reverse "Big Bang" effect, imploding the Universe into itself. But this will be on the following Friday and we won't need to worry about it. God has reportedly been informed and is said to be "not best pleased".

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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