NASHVILLE, TN - Country superstar singer, Reba Mcentire, told The Spoof today that she was outraged that President Obama named Loretta Lynn to the top law enforcement position in America.
Reba said she Turned On The radio and apparently became The Last One To Know that Somebody, other than herself, was named to replace outgoing AG, Eric Holder. "How Was I To Know, she added. Rumor Has It that Eric Church was going to get the job."
Ms. Mcentire immediately called the whitehouse and demanded that Obama Take It Back. When asked if she would consider replacing Joe Biden as Veep, Reba responded "Consider Me Gone", Because of You I'm a Little Rocked.
When whitehouse press secretary Ben Dover mentioned to Ms. Mcentire that it was Loretta Lynch, not Loretta Lynn, who was chosen as AG, Reba responded "that's Strange - Never mind..."