Washinton DC - A second woman called Loretta Lynch has been nominated by President Obama as his pick for Attorney General following Eric Holder's abrupt departure citing piles.
Loretta Lynch, 69, is a Little Cock, Arkansas lawyer who was part of Bill Clinton's Whitewater probe defense team in 1992.
She was also the Clintons' campaign aide advising on facials and makeovers during the notorious White House Travel Orifice affair subsequently appointed private dry cleaning consultant during the President's impeachment trial.
Apparently she's totally different from Loretta Lynch, 55, the United States Attorney for the Eastern Distict of New York who is a shoe size six - and not an 11 like her sexagenarian namesake - and a DD-cup size 34.
Apart from that both women are Harvard graduates, like well endowed guys and juicy jurisprucence stuff.
Commenting on the announcement about the second Ms Lynch a spokesperson for the President said, "Yeah, we fucked up badly," during an early evening press briefing.
Monica Lewinsky's podiatrist is 104.
