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Sunday, 9 November 2014

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HOLLYWEIRD, CA -- Dizzy Pixie has announced plans to produce Toy Store 1000, which is scheduled to be released sometime in June, 2015.

After years of false starts and setbacks, Pixie head Johnny Lasso, who will direct the film, said his team was finally able to come up with a story. "We thought, at first, we'd tried every possible angle, but, out of sheer desperation, we were able to pull yet a new--or, at least, another--wrinkle out of our collective a**."

As always, the film will feature astronaut Buzz Lastyear, his penis Woody, and "their playful pals."

The latest chronicle in the Toy Store series' characters' lives promises to create new demand for millions of new product tie-ins, Lasso predicts.

"Look for them in time for Christmas next year," he advises.

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