Written by Al N.

Thursday, 27 November 2014

image for Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson to Remarry For the Children
Prince Edward has stated that his offer of a job for Andrew still stands.

London, England-Tired of living in squalid, back street non-Royal quarters, Sarah Ferguson got back in touch with her ex-husband Prince Andrew. She had been hearing that he had been confined to squalid back street palaces since their divorce, Fergie reached out to the former "Randy Andy" and convinced him to come by for a pasta dinner. The rest, as they say, was history.

"We are glad to get together for our two lovely children, Beatrix and the other one, and give them some family stability. We feel we owe them that!" spoke the royal and semi-royal couple.

Unspoken was the fact that the two princesses are in their twenties and are reportedly somehow the most normal and stable of the immediate royals.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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