New York, NY-Blowhard billionaire Donald Trump stated in a press conference that he was afraid for the world after he had passed.
"I know there will be widespread mourning and depression when the Donald leaves this mortal coil and I want to try to prevent that sorrow happening in the world," spoke Trump. "I can't stand to think of what will happen to the world without me. That's why I just can't let that happen!"
From there, Trump went on to explain that all of his future earnings would go to Science to find a way to make him immortal.
"Even if their experiments to find me immortality caused a lot of lesser people to die, it would all be worth it if it gave me even one extra hour. Because, after all, I am the Donald!" opined the egomaniac.
