A shell shocked Sofia Vergara is still reeling in horror after discovering that there were still products and services that the buxom Colombian actress was not endorsing.
"Call me mad - but it seems as though there are many products and services on the market that our lacking the endorsement of a sassy Colombian actress with big tits like me," announced Vergara.
"How on earth is toilet paper meant to sell unless I tell people, in my sultry and highly accented voice, that it is good? What about dog food? It is calling out for me to endorse it - tell the world how great it is, that I eat it everyday. It is what I do!"
"I am shocked that not everyone has approached me to endorse their product - I mean I have made it perfectly clear that I will put my name to anything - irrelevant of what is - so, if you need something endorsing let my agent know....."
