Former Girl of the Playboy Mansion Kendra Wilkinson has been telling her "I'm a Celeb" mates about her time as Hef's girlfriend.
She told her jungle pals that sex with Hef wasn't obligatory and that the girls had a choice, but that "they did tend to go to bed with him". (Heatworld).
She did not explain WHY the girls chose this course of self-denigratory action as in ordinary circumstances the very idea of having sex with an 88 years old Viagra-driven geriatric would assuredly have creeped them out.
A drunken Irishman living in a cardboard box by the river Thames in London, when told this story, said simply;
"Could it be that they're all feckin' hoors and Hefner is the biggest feckin' hoor among them?"