Hefner's Wife Tells All

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Saturday, 29 November 2014


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Former Girl of the Playboy Mansion Kendra Wilkinson has been telling her "I'm a Celeb" mates about her time as Hef's girlfriend.

She told her jungle pals that sex with Hef wasn't obligatory and that the girls had a choice, but that "they did tend to go to bed with him". (Heatworld).

She did not explain WHY the girls chose this course of self-denigratory action as in ordinary circumstances the very idea of having sex with an 88 years old Viagra-driven geriatric would assuredly have creeped them out.

A drunken Irishman living in a cardboard box by the river Thames in London, when told this story, said simply;

"Could it be that they're all feckin' hoors and Hefner is the biggest feckin' hoor among them?"

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