London, UK It was leaked by Buckingham Palace that the reason that no one knows where the Queen and Prince Philip are holidaying is that they wanted to go somewhere where Charles and Camilla can't locate them.
"I don't want ONE MORE holiday ruined by those two. I know he's our son and God help me I love him but if I hear him say one more word about wildlife I will have him beheaded!" the Queen was overheard saying to Philip.
"And it's rude enough that he brings Camilla with him, but now he has his horse with him all the time too!" replied Philip.
"I told you, that IS Camilla!" said Her Majesty.
"Oh yeah, I keep forgetting" replied Philip.