Written by Al N.

Wednesday, 12 November 2014

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When he pulls the finger out, time to pull out the pillow...

Buckingham Palace, London, England-Queen Elizabeth, as did most of the rest of the audience, fell asleep during a Prince Charles speech yesterday.

"All he had to do was say 'gardening' and I was out" said the Queen. "It at least used to take longer than five minutes before he would put me to sleep."

"What is it with that boy?" spoke Prince Philip. "He was bad enough before but now he insists on bringing his horse to all the events!"

"I think that's Camilla." said the Queen.

The Queen vowed to live as long as she could, if only to spare the monarchy and the people of England as long as possible.

God Save the Queen!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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