Bill Cosby Says That He Blacks Out After Eating Jell-O Pudding Pops and Can't Remember Anything Afterwards

Funny story written by Al N.

Thursday, 20 November 2014

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Dr. Cosby, in his early days before Pudding Pops, trying to pull women the old-fashioned way.

Beverly Hills, CA In a startling admission, one-time popular comedian Bill Cosby responded to rape allegations by multiple women with the "Jell-O Defense."

Dr. Cosby's lawyer admitted that Cosby hasn't been able to properly respond to the charges due to the fact that they have usually happened right after he does a Jell-O Pudding Pop commercial. Dr. Cosby has said that he always blacks out after eating Pudding Pops and then, through no fault of his own, wakes up in compromising positions.

Also responding to the inquiries about how Dr. Cosby allegedly slipped mickeys to the rape victims and why no one that knows him has willingly accepted a drink from him in 20 years, his lawyer replied, "Dr. Cosby sometimes lapses into the characters from his shows like gym teacher Chet Kincaid and Dr. Cliff Huxtable. Unfortunately, some of these unfortunate women caught him as Old Weird Harold."

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