There were 2,162 spoof news stories published in 2005. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to browse the spoof news archives.

Funny story: Fury over 'Marijuana is Good for You' Campaign

Fury over 'Marijuana is Good for You' Campaign

Hungary's quiet arrival into the European Union has given way to a blazing row after the Magyars declared 'marijuana is good for you' in a bold bid to boost tax revenue. The country's new approach to 'soft drugs', however, has met hard line opposi...
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Funny story: New Weight Loss Plan: The M&M's Diet

New Weight Loss Plan: The M&M's Diet

Nutrition experts at candy company M&M Mars have released the newest weight lost method to hit the market: the M&M's diet. Selections from an interview with company spokesman, Skip Wiffleball, are listed below:...
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Funny story: Maria Sharapova Shaving Tips!

Maria Sharapova Shaving Tips!

WIMBLEDON, England (SPORTS SPECIAL) Maria Sharapova is turning all heads at Wimbledon in her direction. The blond, leggy Russian girl is the #1 reason most people even show up for these tennis matches.
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Funny story: Anti-Rape Condom Superceded by Vaginal Land Mine

Anti-Rape Condom Superceded by Vaginal Land Mine

Capetown, South Africa (Wreiters) - After a South African inventor unveiled a new anti-rape female condom on Wednesday, arms manufactuer Denel announced its "even more lethal vaginal land mine." According to Denel spokesperson Gunner Downs,...
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Funny story: Korean Manufacturer Debuts Lightsabre

Korean Manufacturer Debuts Lightsabre

Samsung, the leading electronics manufacturer has announced today that it has successfully developed a fully working Lightsabre.
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Funny story: Michael Jackson dies of heart failure.

Michael Jackson dies of heart failure.

Pop singer and paedophile Michael Jackson, has died at the age of 46. The entertainer died in his private apartment near the Santa Maria courthouse at 2137 local time (0337 GMT) on Saturday, surrounded by his closest family members.
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Funny story: Top 10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson Needs to Go to Prison:

Top 10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson Needs to Go to Prison:

10. Michael Jackson's nose. That disgusting chunk of plastic that Jackson now parades around as "his nose" is an affront to even the least talented Hollywood plastic surgeon. Michael Jackson has refused to face up to the fact tha...
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Funny story: Hilary Duff Pregnant!

Hilary Duff Pregnant!

Thats right. The 17 multitalented actress is pregnant!...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Neverland For Sale

Michael Jackson's Neverland For Sale

NEVERLAND RANCH, CALIFORNIA - Michael Jackson has put his Neverland Ranch on the market. Several area real estate firms have recently listed the sprawling estate. "Mr. Jackson has plans to be away from his beloved Neverland Ranch for an indeterminat...
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Funny story: Aishwarya Rai to Appear on Jerry Springer !

Aishwarya Rai to Appear on Jerry Springer !

Deemed by millions as the World's Most Beautiful Woman, Aishwarya Rai burst upon the international stage when her striking beauty, poise and commanding intelligence won her the Miss World crown in 1994. She is the reigning Queen of Bollywood, the hig...
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Funny story: Press summit held to create Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie media nickname

Press summit held to create Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie media nickname

Shirley Knott: HOLLYWOOD - As the media continues struggling to find an appropriate nickname for the Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston split, the entrance of Angelina Jolie on the fringe of the failed Pitt marriage is wreaking extra nickna...
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Funny story: Amateur Video of Panther Cheerleaders Having Stall Sex Surfaces

Amateur Video of Panther Cheerleaders Having Stall Sex Surfaces

TAMPEX, Fla. - Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders arrested after having sex in a restroom stall were caught on video by one of the irritated patrons waiting to pee. The patron, sporting a Nikon Coolpix 5100, recorded approximately 3 minutes of vide...
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Funny story: Brad Pitt Pregnant

Brad Pitt Pregnant

The Oxro Clinic of Finland has contacted Brad Pitt announcing they have successfully made mothers out of guys. This one step procedure would produce a child in nine months without the need of Jennifer Aniston. Let her pursue her fledgling career. No...
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Funny story: Naked Sushi Girls on Western Menu

Naked Sushi Girls on Western Menu

The Chinese government's ban on restaurants from serving food on the bodies of naked women has led to a flood of 'Sushi Suzies' trying to find work in the West. But initial reports indicate the culinary requirements of a different culture...
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Funny story: George Bush Busted!

George Bush Busted!

"THE RANCH" CRAWFORD, TEXAS (AP) Local law enforcement officers seized a large quantity of marijuana from the ranch owned by President George Bush. In an early morning raid, undercover officers swooped into the old ranch house, whi...
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Funny story: Plastic surgeon claims responsibility for Ashlee Simpson lip sync disaster

Plastic surgeon claims responsibility for Ashlee Simpson lip sync disaster

NEW YORK - Dr. Jonelson Smith, the famed British plastic surgeon who performed rhinoplasty and eye enlargement on Ashlee Simpson, revealed today that while Ashlee Simpson was under the knife, he accidentally removed her talent.
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Funny story: Whatever Happened to Johnny Rotten?

Whatever Happened to Johnny Rotten?

What happened to the inspirational punk we all know and love that is Johnny Rotten? After the early 1980's he just seemed to disappear and the punk era seemed to come to a close. A recent confession by one-hit wonder Rick Astley has shocked the...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Arrested in New York

Britney Spears Arrested in New York

NEW YORK (Reuters) Pop singer Britney Spears is waiting to be bailed out of jail after being arrested Tuesday on charges of insurance fraud. Several international insurance companies are cooperating in the investigation against the 23 year-old singer...
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Funny story: Laura Bush Converts to Islam, Enters Harem

Laura Bush Converts to Islam, Enters Harem

RIYADH (AFP)-International tensions continue to grow over the disastrous goodwill tour of Laura Bush, the wife of United States President George W, Bush, after the American First Lady secretly converted to Islam in Jerusalem and later entered a harem...
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Funny story: Matt Hardy buys WWE

Matt Hardy buys WWE

A surprise press conference was held today at the offices of World Wrestling Entertainment to announce the company's new owner. Matt Hardy.
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Funny story: Sick Truth Behind Andre The Giant's Death

Sick Truth Behind Andre The Giant's Death

Sex scientist and forensics expert Dr. Rudolph Lassaratte today announced the results of the ten year long autopsy of professional wrestler Andre the Giant, aka Andre Rene Roussimoff. Andre died January 27, 1993 and his autopsy took as long as it di...
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Funny story: Bin Laden announces his retirement

Bin Laden announces his retirement

Pakistan. Osama Bin Laden has announced he plans to retire early at the end of the year. The Al Queda chief executive revealed his surprise decision in a taped speech which was broadcast by an Arab news network early on Monday afternoon.
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Funny story: Fruitcake Attacks, Devours Pit Bull

Fruitcake Attacks, Devours Pit Bull

Houston, TX : Yesterday a 9-inch fruitcake attacked and ate a full-grown pit bull. Rocky was a 4 year old American Pit Bull Terrier weighing in at just over 75 lbs.
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Funny story: Victoria Gotti: "I'll make you an offer you can't refuse!"

Victoria Gotti: "I'll make you an offer you can't refuse!"

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION (AP) Victoria Gotti doesn't play games. A Spoof reporter on assignment to interview the daughter of mob boss John Gotti soon found out that Victoria has some secrets that are best left… secret! Spoof's Morgan Truce began phoning...
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Funny story: First Lady Laura Bush Looking Buff

First Lady Laura Bush Looking Buff

WASHINGTON (AP) Wherever First Lady Laura Bush travels these days, people are remarking at how wonderful she looks. Visitors to the White House have noticed quite a change in Laura Bush's appearance. "She looks so… uh… healthy!&quo...
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Funny story: God proclaims George Bush "Jesus Christ Almighty"

God proclaims George Bush "Jesus Christ Almighty"

In a bold political move, the president formerly known as George W. Bush today announced that he had legally changed his name to Jesus Christ Almighty.
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Funny story: Tweety Dead of Bird Flu

Tweety Dead of Bird Flu

Warner Brothers' cartoon character Tweety Bird has been the latest death from the mysterious bird flu. Tweety was one of the first Americans and the biggest name star to contact and die due to the illness.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Night with William Hung

Paris Hilton's Night with William Hung

Hollywood, CA, U.S.A. - The dream boy of thousands of women has finally lost his virginity to none other than Paris Hilton. William Hung, a huge Ricky Martin fan and admired contestant for American Idol spent "the night in Paris" la...
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Funny story: No-talent kid says he is Bob Dylan's son

No-talent kid says he is Bob Dylan's son

NEW YORK CITY -- A young man claiming to be the son of Bob Dylan has come forward to say that he cannot follow in his father's footsteps because he has no talent and doesn't care to have any.
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Funny story: Prince William getting fat and going bald

Prince William getting fat and going bald

London. (Spoof International News) Prince William, second in line to the British throne, has reportedly recently gained excessive weight, and has become very concerned about his accelerating hair loss.
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Funny story: Microsoft Gives Away Windows

Microsoft Gives Away Windows

Redmond, WA, Saturday...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie says Brad Pitt smells 'badly'

Angelina Jolie says Brad Pitt smells 'badly'

NEW YORK - In an interview recently given by Angelina Jolie, the actress says she "thinks the world" of Brad Pitt - but never slept with him, probably because "he smells badly."...
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Funny story: Orlando Bloom gets his ears

Orlando Bloom gets his ears

Lord of the Rings star, Orlando Bloom, has recently announced that he will be having a plastic surgery in the near future. Not just any plastic surgery. Bloom, who played the elven prince Legolas in Lord of the Rings, will be having his ears stretc...
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Funny story: Amber Frey Dating Again!

Amber Frey Dating Again!

CALIFORNIA (AP) Between her appearances in court to testify against Scott Peterson, Amber Frey has resumed her active social life and is dating one "very special man". Her last dating experience with Scott Peterson didn't go so well for Amber...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie's Lips Explode

Angelina Jolie's Lips Explode

HOLLYWOOD (AP) Angelina Jolie was rushed to the hospital this morning after a freak accident resulted in massive trauma to the beautiful actress. The fire rescue crew that transported Ms. Jolie to the hospital reported that her face looked like she w...
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Funny story: WalMart Store Closings Spread

WalMart Store Closings Spread

TORONTO (AP) A loud noise was heard in Jonquiere, Quebec as the door slammed shut at the local WalMart store. The worldwide retailing giant decided to close the doors to its store rather than give in to demands to unionize the huge discount store. Th...
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Funny story: Moore to weave his magic on next Harry Potter book

Moore to weave his magic on next Harry Potter book

Sizzling in the acclaim for Fahrenheit 9/11, Michael Moore has accepted the invitation to direct the sixth Harry Potter film.
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Funny story: Stick-Figure-Man Wins Copyright Lawsuit

Stick-Figure-Man Wins Copyright Lawsuit

In a stunning victory today, Stick-Figure-Man (S-F-M) won his decades long lawsuit against the world. Experts predict that the reward he'll earn for copyright infringement and libel will be in the high billions if not trillions.
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Funny story: It's confirmed, Peter Crouch is Timmy...!!!

It's confirmed, Peter Crouch is Timmy...!!!

Liverpool - 9th September 2005.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton, Laura Bush and Hillary Clinton to Train as Suicide Bombers

Paris Hilton, Laura Bush and Hillary Clinton to Train as Suicide Bombers

WASHINGTON-Three of America's top women notables have announced that they will train as suicide bombers "to teach those Muslim girls a thing or two" they indicated in a press statement.
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Funny story: Bush bids for Popeye's arms on ebay

Bush bids for Popeye's arms on ebay

IN AN MOVING emergency address to the nation, President George W Bush last night dropped a bombshell on his fellow Americans when he delivered the news that he has purchased cartoon superstar Popeye's arms to aid against the war on global terror.
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Funny story: 50 Cent Awarded Purple Heart

50 Cent Awarded Purple Heart

NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- At a packed press conference in 50 Cent's hometown, President Bush made an appearance to honor 50 for his remarkable accomplishments and achievements to the hood and the gangsta way of life. Many of 50's friends were on...
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Funny story: WWE fires entire roster

WWE fires entire roster

Stanford,Conn -- In stunning news today, WWE terminated all of it's contracted wrestlers, except for Paul Lavesque, AKA Triple H.
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Funny story: Wal-Mart to Begin Selling UltraLight Airplane Kits

Wal-Mart to Begin Selling UltraLight Airplane Kits

Wal-Mart Supercenters across the country are making room in their Sporting Goods departments for a new line of ultralight aircraft kits. The small single engine aircraft were made popular after John Walton, heir to the Wal-Mart fortune, recently mad...
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Funny story: Minorities Upset About New Cable TV Network: White Entertainment Television (WET)

Minorities Upset About New Cable TV Network: White Entertainment Television (WET)

(AP) Minority groups across the United States were visually upset and preparing to march against their local cable companies at the announcement of a new television station. White Entertainment Television (WET) will make its debut in November on ove...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Gives Second Recorded Virgin Birth

Britney Spears Gives Second Recorded Virgin Birth

(AP) Entertainer and virgin Britney Spears gave birth to a bouncing baby boy. A spokesman for the singer gave this statement: "The baby was born through normal means. While he did come into the world naked, it was done tastefully and was not sexua...
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Funny story: Scott Peterson, Mark Hacking, OJ Simpson: "DON'T Do-it-Yourself!"

Scott Peterson, Mark Hacking, OJ Simpson: "DON'T Do-it-Yourself!"

CHICAGO (AP) The spouse killing business is showing a profitable increase in the 2nd quarter. One anonymous hired wife killer told our reporter, "There are a lot of husbands out there that want to get rid of their wives. Usually it's all about sex, b...
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Funny story: Britney Spears' secret marriage to Adolf Hitler

Britney Spears' secret marriage to Adolf Hitler

Last week in Las Vegas the Pop Princess and the most evil man ever to live were secretly wed at the "Lucky Larry" Marriage Chapel.
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Funny story: Controversy Over Photo of Pope John Paul II

Controversy Over Photo of Pope John Paul II

VATICAN ((AP) As hundreds of mourners walked past Pope John Paul II's body which was laying in state in the frescoed Apostolic Palace, many hushed whispers broke out as the people got close to the body. The mourners generally remained respectful...
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Funny story: American Idol Shocker: Scott Savol Quits, Apologizes for Wasting Viewers' Time

American Idol Shocker: Scott Savol Quits, Apologizes for Wasting Viewers' Time

Los Angeles - The big news of this American Idol season was supposed to be last week when popular rocker Constantine Maroulis was booted from competition. As of today, that news seems tame.
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Funny story: Sister Paris Hilton gives tips to young women

Sister Paris Hilton gives tips to young women

BELMAR, NJ (AP) In her first public appearance since taking vows in the Catholic Church, Sister Paris Hilton gave a talk to an assembly of girls at the St. Rose High School in this seaside town. Touching on many topics important to young women, Siste...
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Funny story: Babysitter & Toddlers Have Party. Busted By Police

Babysitter & Toddlers Have Party. Busted By Police

PATCHOGUE, N.Y. - A 37 year-old man was arrested when two toddlers he was supposed to be babysitting, were found drunk.
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Funny story: Kate Hudson Sues Tabloids for Anorexia Accusations

Kate Hudson Sues Tabloids for Anorexia Accusations

Actress Kate Hudson, daughter of Goldie Hawn, has sued several tabloids due to their all running pictures of the actress that show her as having an eating disorder. The young actress was nominated for an Academy Award for her work in Almost Famous.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Forced to Hide

Paris Hilton Forced to Hide

Paris Hilton is hard to find lately. Up until recently, all she had to do was step out the door and hundreds of photographers would climb over each other to get a picture of the beautiful heiress to the Hilton Hotel fortune. Paris Hilton used to love...
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Funny story: AFP Photo of Katrina Debit Card #: Priceless

AFP Photo of Katrina Debit Card #: Priceless

Astrodome: Within two minutes of AFP photographer Stanly Honda electronically publishing a photo of Katrina victim Latesha Vinette holding up her Red Cross debit card, Ms. Vinette was paged by the management of Reliant stadium to receive a call from...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Loses Ability to "Drop It Like It's Hot"

Britney Spears Loses Ability to "Drop It Like It's Hot"

Malibu, CA - Recently remarried and former pop princess Britney Spears has reportedly lost the ability to "drop it like it's hot". Sources close to the singer failed to finger one particular cause, but speculation in Tinsel Town is rampant.
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Funny story: Victoria Gotti And Her Boys Are Going Into The Family Business

Victoria Gotti And Her Boys Are Going Into The Family Business

Huntington and New York, New York---Today, it is not only possible to Grow Up Gotti, but also to Buy Gotti, Eat Gotti, Look Gotti and Live Gotti.
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Funny story: Hunter Thompson Suicide Note Found

Hunter Thompson Suicide Note Found

ASPEN - Hunter S. Thompson, who fatally shot himself at his Colorado home Sunday night, left behind a 352-page suicide note, say Aspen police. According to the note, which will be published in book form by Rolling Stone early next week, Thomps...
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Funny story: Dennis Rader having tough time in El Dorado State Prison

Dennis Rader having tough time in El Dorado State Prison

EL DORADO, Kansas (AP) Within hours of arriving at the maximum security prison here Friday to begin serving the rest of his life in prison for 10 killings, BTK serial killer Dennis Rader has been the target of numerous assaults. During fingerprinting...
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Funny story: Verizon Guy Sued for Telephone Harassment

Verizon Guy Sued for Telephone Harassment

BREWSTER, NY - Paul Marcarelli, better known to millions of television viewers as "the Verizon guy," has been sued for sexual harassment and making terroristic threats by telephone. The suit was filed by Marcarelli's ex-fiancé, Julia Richardson, in B...
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Funny story: Police on 24-hour duty at Debra Lafave's Home.

Police on 24-hour duty at Debra Lafave's Home.

TAMPA FLORIDA - (AP) Local law enforcement officers have been kept busy at one unlikely Tampa residence. Ever since the details of sex offender Debra Lafave's home confinement sentence were announced several days ago, a steady stream of young boys h...
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Funny story: Chinese Develop Boobs

Chinese Develop Boobs

Shanghai -- Believed by most Westerners to be capable only of producing cheap plastic crap sold at Wal-Mart stores, China today shocked the fashion world by sending down the runway a Chinese model equipped with boobs. Sukon Dees, a professional Chi...
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Funny story: Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston split causes nickname nightmare

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston split causes nickname nightmare

HOLLYWOOD - A special meeting of members of the US and foreign press was held today in an effort to create a catchy news title for celebrity couple Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.
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Funny story: Clay Aiken and William Hung to Record a Duet Together

Clay Aiken and William Hung to Record a Duet Together

In a move that's rocked the music industry to its core, Clay Aiken and William Hung have joined pop culture forces to perform a duet together. It's been dubbed, She Bangs...Her Head Against the Wall Because That Would Be Less Painful Liste...
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Funny story: Hurricane Charlie Moved by Hurricane Wilma

Hurricane Charlie Moved by Hurricane Wilma

FLORIDA (AP) Many people in Florida were harmed by Hurricane Wilma, but few as much as Charlie Sturgeon ---- known by all his friends as "Hurricane Charlie". Hurricane Charlie has been living aboard his small twenty-foot sailboat for the past...
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Funny story: New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin placed on suicide watch in wake of Hurricane Katrina

New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin placed on suicide watch in wake of Hurricane Katrina

NEW ORLEANS (AP) "He looks stoned to me." He looks like a man who can't decide whether to run away or stuff his head in the oven!" Comments like these were heard all over Louisiana as New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin made statements on TV in the mids...
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Funny story: Pillsbury Doughboy Sick of Being Poked

Pillsbury Doughboy Sick of Being Poked

After receiving the horrible news of having acid reflux, the Pillsbury doughboy told Americans around America that he was sick of being poked. This is horrible news for Pillsbury, who has based their campaign for years around the cute sound that the...
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Funny story: Harvard Should Drop Math and Science for Women Says University's President

Harvard Should Drop Math and Science for Women Says University's President

UTICA, N.Y. - Harvard President Lawrence H. Summers, who created a firestorm when he suggested two weeks ago that biological differences between the sexes may explain why fewer women succeed in math and science careers, now wants Harvard to stop offe...
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Funny story: Jennifer Wilbanks: "I hate those big Georgia weddings!"

Jennifer Wilbanks: "I hate those big Georgia weddings!"

DULUTH, GEORGIA (AP) Jennifer Wilbanks was supposed to get married to John Mason this weekend, but instead got on a Greyhound bus and traveled across the country. "I always liked those long trips on the Greyhound," says Jennifer. "My family is pretty...
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Funny story: "Bedtime with Michael Jackson" - appearing on PBS

"Bedtime with Michael Jackson" - appearing on PBS

MARYLAND (AP) Public Broadcasting Service announced this week that PBS stations would start carrying a new children's show called "Bedtime with Michael Jackson". "We felt like we had to pick up the slack in our children's p...
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Funny story: 'Perfect' first flight for Airbus, But Putin Sells Nukes Variation To Syria To Attack US?

'Perfect' first flight for Airbus, But Putin Sells Nukes Variation To Syria To Attack US?

The world's biggest nuclear missile manufacture and their first line product, the European Airbus system A380, has been sold to Syria. Putin, the Russian sales agent is expected to get a megaton bonus this year for closing the deal in Israel toda...
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Funny story: Jennifer Wilbanks Too Annoying to remain Kidnapped

Jennifer Wilbanks Too Annoying to remain Kidnapped

In an all ready bizare story a new twist has developed. New Mexico police report that shortly after the 911 call from Willbanks they received a second call form the alledeged abductors.
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Funny story: Whedon Considering Affleck as Wonder Woman

Whedon Considering Affleck as Wonder Woman

In a bold move by newly announced writer/producer of the Wonder Woman movie, Joss Whedon revealed he's considering Ben Affleck for the leading role.
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Funny story: Janet Jackson's Love Child: The First Picture

Janet Jackson's Love Child: The First Picture

Depsite denying allegations from and ex-brother in law that she has a child, pictures surfaced today of the now 18 year old "figment of someone's imagination" Jackson offspring The young adult bears a striking resemblance to Janet'...
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Funny story: Alan Greenspan Charged With Killing Off Middle Class, Setting Stage for Economic Collapse

Alan Greenspan Charged With Killing Off Middle Class, Setting Stage for Economic Collapse

WASHINGTON-Alan Greenspan was arrested on Monday at the US Federal Reserve and formally charged with killing off large sections of the American middle class after police read the new book "Greenspan's Fraud" by best-selling author and Economics Profe...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Visits Paris Hilton in Hospital

Michael Jackson Visits Paris Hilton in Hospital

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) The large crowd of people gathered in front of San Francisco General Hospital hoping to get in to visit Paris Hilton swelled to thousands more as word got out that entertainer Michael Jackson was up on the third floor visiting his...
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Funny story: Apple Announces $99 iMac !

Apple Announces $99 iMac !

CUPERTINO CA (AP) Apple Computer will announce at MacWorld Expo a sub-$100 Macintosh computer-aimed at iPod hungry Windows users. Until now, most Windows users were too cheap to kick in over a thousand dollars for an easy-to-use Macintosh computer, s...
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Funny story: Santa Claus Resorts to Outsourcing to Counter Production Plight

Santa Claus Resorts to Outsourcing to Counter Production Plight

NORTH POLE (Reuters)-Prohibitive production problems and local labor loopholes have forced the Jolly Ole Elf to seek alternative budgetary strategies or else cease global toy distribution operations altogether.
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Funny story: Scientific Study: Is A Frog's Ass Water Tight?

Scientific Study: Is A Frog's Ass Water Tight?

MIAMI, FLORIDA - Scientists from all over the world have gathered in Florida this week to study the age-old question: Is a frog's ass water tight?...
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Funny story: Minnie Mouse BUSTED!

Minnie Mouse BUSTED!

In a bazaar "routine gone bad" at Orlando's Walt Disney World theme park, star attraction Minnie Mouse had a rather unexpected "coming out" at a daily performance on the main fairway.
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Funny story: Historians discover - Foam, not an Iceberg sank the Titanic

Historians discover - Foam, not an Iceberg sank the Titanic

Foam, according to Discovery Channel historians, sent the SS Titanic plummeting to the bottom of the Icy Atlantic. Jan Draker, noted shipwreck historian told reporters, "Yes the ship hit a 250 ton iceberg but the Titanic sank the ICEBERG. Not...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes to star in remake of The Gay Divorcée

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes to star in remake of The Gay Divorcée

Shirley Knott: HOLLYWOOD - On the heels of a recent nomination for a Daytime Emmy for his dance performance on The Oprah Winfrey Show, megastar Tom Cruise has announced that he will soon begin filming a remake of the 1934 Hollywo...
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Funny story: Is New Buffalo Nickel Gay?

Is New Buffalo Nickel Gay?

The United States Mint is facing a political firestorm over whether the new buffalo nickel is gay. The new nickel, which resurrects the buffalo image after an 87-year absence, has been targeted by several conservative and religious groups. Dr. Jam...
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Funny story: Expert Comedian Roseanne Reveals Appalling Shocker - She's Married to Simon Cowell!

Expert Comedian Roseanne Reveals Appalling Shocker - She's Married to Simon Cowell!

Secret weddings seem common these days, don't they? We here at The Spoof were baffled to find out that quite recently, comedian Roseanne, who earned popularity in the late 1980's with the self titled, family themed sitcom has very sud...
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Funny story: Gates Gets Knighthood Queen Gets Virus

Gates Gets Knighthood Queen Gets Virus

BUCKINGHAM PALACE - Shortly after the private ceremony in which she conferred knighthood on Microsoft founder Bill Gates yesterday, Queen Elizabeth II began "operating sluggishly," said a Buckingham Palace spokesperson.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Naughty Christmas Card List

Paris Hilton's Naughty Christmas Card List

LOS ANGELES (AP) Paris Hilton sent out hundreds of Christmas cards this year to her ‘special friends'. The list mysteriously made it to the desk of one of Hollywood's most notorious gossip columnists---a close associate of one of our reporters. One...
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Funny story: NASA's Hubble Space Telescope Targeted by Bush Administration

NASA's Hubble Space Telescope Targeted by Bush Administration

FORT SILL, OK (STARS & STRIPES) Within moments of the Bush Administration's failure to fund repairs to the NASA Hubble Space Telescope, an order was given to the US Army 30th Field Artillery Regiment to shoot down the aging telescope from its orb...
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Funny story: Tom Selleck Victim of Botched Plastic Surgery

Tom Selleck Victim of Botched Plastic Surgery

Crying foul and looking fouler, Tom Selleck has decided to sue plastic surgeon Ismar Ramsi after Ramsi botched a nose, face, and eye job on Selleck.
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Funny story: New Dead Sea Scrolls Translation Prove Da Vinci Code False

New Dead Sea Scrolls Translation Prove Da Vinci Code False

Translators, Archaeologists, and Bible Scholars in Jerusalem have just finished work on the translation of another of the Dead Sea Scrolls. This one, known as The Gospel of Peter, also describes the time period after the crucifixion (historically co...
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Funny story: Revelation: Adam and Eve were Irish

Revelation: Adam and Eve were Irish

Garden of Eden, Ireland - Anthropologist, Dr. Devin O'Hara of the Smithsonian Institute has uncovered viable evidence that supports the long held belief, that Ireland is truly "God's Country" and the birthplace of all that is good and human.
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Funny story: British Airways pilot flippantly tells passengers they'll probably die

British Airways pilot flippantly tells passengers they'll probably die

London. England. A BA pilot was at the centre of yet another scandal yesterday after his terrifying message to the passengers was recorded and leaked to the press. The scandal comes in the wake of two plane crashes in the space of three days - o...
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Funny story: Schumacher Confident About New McTeam

Schumacher Confident About New McTeam

It was all change at the top today in Formula 1 as first a new team was announced, and then their prize scalp was revealed - Michael Schumacher. Instead of cruising to almost certain victory for Ferrari this season, Schumacher has elected to join the...
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Funny story: Black Pixel Shortage Threatens Internet!

Black Pixel Shortage Threatens Internet!

Unconfirmed Sources report that the world supply of black pixels is running out. The shortage is believed to be caused in part by the overuse of exclamation points (!) in online humor web sites and blogs. Experts from around the globe are gathering i...
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Funny story: Winnie the Pooh Comes Out of the Closet

Winnie the Pooh Comes Out of the Closet

(AP) Winnie the Pooh, that silly old bear, announced at a news conference in Toon Town that he is gay. The revelation, of course, drew no astonishment from those in attendance. The surprise, however, was reserved for the revelation of his lover...
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Funny story: Kermit Celebrates the Big 5-0, Turns Back on 'Friends'

Kermit Celebrates the Big 5-0, Turns Back on 'Friends'

NICK-AT-NITE, CA-Kermit the Frog celebrated his fiftieth birthday this week and his fellow Muppets are outraged at the posh party thrown for the fun-loving frog and children's television icon. Why are they so mad? They weren't invited to the puppet p...
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Funny story: Prince Charles launches best man competition

Prince Charles launches best man competition

Prince Charles is out to capture his people's hearts when he weds Camilla Parker Bowles in April by offering up the coveted role of best man to every male UK citizen.
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Funny story: Reality Sex on Fox TV

Reality Sex on Fox TV

The FOX Network announced a new reality TV show for the fall lineup. Each weekly episode will feature a well known Hollywood or small screen celebrity traveling to a different city or location and having sex with the ordinary folks who happen to live...
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Funny story: Harry Potter and the Curse of the Student Loan

Harry Potter and the Curse of the Student Loan

Literature. London - Friday 1st April. Bloomsbury, publishers of the Harry Potter books, have released the title of the next installment in the series about the boy wizard. The publication, which doesn't go on sale until August, will be call...
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Funny story: Pilots Fly Better Drunk, Study Shows

Pilots Fly Better Drunk, Study Shows

Miami, FL - A study released this week by the National Institutes of Health reveals that pilots actually do a better job when drinking on the job or immediately before going to work. The study, due to be published in this month's issue of
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Recovering From Accident

Paris Hilton Recovering From Accident

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) Doctors at San Francisco General Hospital are now giving Paris Hilton a better than 50% chance of making a full recovery from her accident earlier in the week. "We are confident that scarring will be minimal. The dental surger...
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