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Wednesday, 31 January 2007

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Radcliffe's co-stars limbering up

Daniel Radcliffe, better known as wiley wizard Harry Potter has stunned audiences by appearing in the play Equus. A Tale of a young man with an eye for a fine fetted filly.

The young Daniel is seen in full frontal nudity bearing, it has been said, more than a passing resemblence to the great Jack Charlton in the trouser region.

Young girls and their mothers, along with other interested parties more commonly associated with popular dance have been crippling the booking facilities at the theatre.

It would seem that ones only chance at witnessing the true power of Potters wand is to sell up and commit to e-bay where tickets are changing hands at alarming prices.

Radcliffe's understudy is reported to have booked himself into the Priory due to an issue regarding penis envy a source has confirmed.

It would seem that theatre bosses will go to huge lengths to pack them in these days.

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