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Topics: Cats, Jessica Alba

Saturday, 6 December 2008

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Hudgens is concerned about the condition of Alba's pussy.

Sultry 'Sin City' hotty Jessica Alba has handed over photographs of her shaven pussy (her cat of course!) to High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens for further inspection.

Alba says her cat had an accident involving a hedge trimmer at her Beverley Hills mansion and sought the advice of animal-lover Hudgens as to what to do next.

Hudgens apparently advised Alba to take her pussy round to her place later this evening for a closer inspection. She also told Alba to put on her nice, tight red dress and wear her hair down.

Hudgens said that Alba can check out her tits while shes there. Hudgens has one of Hollywood's best aviaries.

Alba hopes that her pussy can regrow it's nice thick bushy hair before winter sets in and it gets too cold. Hudgens has said that she'll help keep it warm by any means necessary.

Zac Efron asked to stop over too, but was told to go away.

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