The world's two most famous women whose parents obviously wanted boys when they were born, Nigella Lawson and Antonella Barba, are reported to have signed a sizzling exclusive picture deal with a top magazine.
Nigella and Antonella have agreed to pose in the Harpers and Queen where they will be seen cooking a selection of barbecue and snack dishes.
The sexy English siren, Nigella, told The Spoof:
"Well why not? We both have rather silly names and as Antonella is so high profile at present, then it seemed like an ideal opportunity to flog my latest book and TV series"
"This is just great for us both and if it all goes well then I might move to England and take up a new career as a celebrity chef"
Gordon Ramsay is though to be livid about the move as he sees himself as Mr TV cooking he told us:
"I'm not going to lose my top billing to this pair of dum-dums, and say "Yes Chef!" if you're going to talk to me"