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Saturday, 15 September 2007

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Vanessa (a.k.a. 'The Rug Doctor'?) Hudgens caught playing tonsil-hockey with her 'girlfriend'

Cyberspace - As if having naked pictures of her splattered on the Web was not bad enough for the squeaky clean image of Disney's High School Musical 2 sweetheart, Vanessa Hudgens. Now photos of her apparently French kissing one girlfriend, smacking lips with another and posing suggestively under yet another's breast has the young woman running fresh out of excuses and millions of teenaged boys and grown men alike running to their computers, trying to download the hottest girl-on-girl images.

Oh, sure, the naked pics of her that surfaced early in the week could plausibly be explained away in the media. A lapse of judgment, maybe misguided youth. Or perhaps even the boyfriend made her do it. That is certainly the most popular, for sure.

However, with the new photos of the girl next door, Vanessa Hudgens, playing tonsil-hockey with her girlfriends has every red blood American male thinking somewhere in the back of his mind: maybe all girls are really lesbians?

From Miss USA, Tara Conner, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Angelina-Jolie and now even American's newest high school sweetheart, Vanessa Hudgens, making out with chicks too. What red blooded American male cannot help but ponder such a deep philosophical query (no pun intended) and wonder if all girls are just a little bit lesbian or at least bisexual? Leaving every teenaged boy and grown man alike with just one answer: one can only hope.

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