NEW YORK CITY, NY - After being axed by a TV Channel, the woman with the world's largest vagina told the world that hers was "pissed off," and that it was "not going away."
A seasoned Broadway veteran, she responded to her release by network execs with the smash critically-acclaimed Broadway hit, The World's Largest Vagina Monologues.
Giving a 4-hour emotional roller-coaster ride of a performance ranging from quiet strength and dignity to hysterics and histrionics, the woman with the world's largest vagina engages her audience with frank, open discourse on a wide variety of subjects from the futility of using normal sized tampons and the ridiculousness of thong underwear to an uproarious discussion of Katherine the Great. Especially touching is a monologue recalling a forbidden encounter with the man with the world's smallest penis.
Guest celebrities appearing in the World's Largest Vagina Monologues include Rosie O'Donnell and Whoopi Goldberg, who will actually perform their own monologues from inside her vagina.
The seemingly random plot of the World's Largest Vagina Monologues rises and falls, ultimately building to a climactic crescendo that satisfies, yet still somehow manages to leave one wanting to smoke a cigarette. A welcome addition to an otherwise fairly bland Broadway season.