There were 5,137 spoof news stories published in 2014. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to browse the spoof news archives.

Funny story: Qatari Shaikh offers Roman Abramovich $3bn for Chelsea Football Club

Qatari Shaikh offers Roman Abramovich $3bn for Chelsea Football Club

Doha, Qatar - An oil-rich nabob from the gas state of Qatar has brought a three billion dollar smirk to the Russian mobster's face. Shaikh Mustapha Pee bin Dishdasha, son of the Emir, is even throwing in some spare gas wells, a 50ft ocean-going ya...
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Funny story: Boko Haram Leader Abubakar Shekau Steps Down After Latest Kidnapping Scandal - Thanks To #'s and Twitter

Boko Haram Leader Abubakar Shekau Steps Down After Latest Kidnapping Scandal - Thanks To #'s and Twitter

Succumbing to public outcry and intense media scrutiny over yet another kidnapping scandal, embattled Boko Haram leader Abubakar Shekau has promised to step down from his position as head of the terrorist group, amid all the outcry in Western social...
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Funny story: As Russia And Ukraine Head Towards War English Troops Massing At Scottish Border

As Russia And Ukraine Head Towards War English Troops Massing At Scottish Border

The UN has announced that it is concerned with reports claiming English troops are massing at the Scottish border, drawing parallels between Russia and Ukraine. Sunday's referendum held in Ukraine's Crimea region, which resulted in Crimea becoming...
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Funny story: Pope Requests Vatican Cafeteria Add Pudding

Pope Requests Vatican Cafeteria Add Pudding

Vatican City - Pope Francis, the current head of the Roman Catholic Church, has requested that pudding be added as a selection at the Vatican cafeteria. The Pontiff, in office since 13 March 2013, has a deserved reputation of humility, caring fo...
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Funny story: Jesus Christ Will Not Heal Anyone With A pre-Existing Condition - God

Jesus Christ Will Not Heal Anyone With A pre-Existing Condition - God

Reports coming from Heaven are indicating that God, creator of the Universe, and all powerful being, who created the earth in six (or was it seven?) days, who refused to allow Noah to put the dinosaurs on the Ark, invented cancer and AIDS and who has...
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Funny story: Tybee Island Not Heard From For 72 Hours

Tybee Island Not Heard From For 72 Hours

Georgia - Neighboring towns are growing increasingly worried about Tybee Island - after not hearing from the dufus invested beach town for 72 hours. "Tybee Island tends to keep to itself," a visibly concerned resident of Savannah said, "but two d...
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Funny story: Troll Manically 1 Stars As Many Books As She Can Before Embarking On Two Hour Long Masturbation Session

Troll Manically 1 Stars As Many Books As She Can Before Embarking On Two Hour Long Masturbation Session

A prolific book reviewer on a popular book review website (and troll cave)has managed to "1 Star" over 500 books she hasn't read before embarking on a marathon session of self abuse. Beth Varicose, 57 - holder of the World Record for having more d...
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Funny story: Deaf couple who found shocking note on lost luggage miss apology phone call

Deaf couple who found shocking note on lost luggage miss apology phone call

A deaf Houston couple who demanded an apology from American Airlines after discovering an insensitive note attached to their lost luggage say they still have not received any apology, despite the airlines claim they have called the couple over 30 ti...
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Funny story: Ryan Giggs Eyeing Teenage Talent

Ryan Giggs Eyeing Teenage Talent

Temporary Manchester United manager Ryan Giggs is said to have his eye on a lot of teenage talent, according to reports from Manchester. Giggs is especially interested in 19 year old Kirsty Brown and 18 year old Kelly Goodwin, whom he met outside...
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Funny story: Goodreads Troll Spends Three Months Writing Review

Goodreads Troll Spends Three Months Writing Review

A prolific book reviewer on popular website (and troll cave) 'Goodreads' has finally completed writing her 40,000 word, 1 star review for New York Times bestselling novel "The Gordonston Ladies Dog Walking Club" - calling her review a "masterpiece" b...
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Funny story: Russia's Preparations For War Leaked

Russia's Preparations For War Leaked

The CIA has announced that it has obtained a list, containing detailed plans regarding Russia's preparations to invade Ukraine, and then initiate a war with the United States. The list includes: 1. Infiltrating online Russian bride dating sites with burly KGB officers dressed in bikinis and wearing wigs. 2. Propaganda team Photoshopping an image of Vladimir Putin knocking out Barack Obama...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Nude Sex Video Lost

Taylor Swift Nude Sex Video Lost

Nashville, TN Taylor Swift, after having a gang bang with Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer, Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, and Screech from Saved by the Bell was embarrassed to find out that there was no sex video shot. "This is just ridiculous! I am a H...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama To Appear In Parks And Recreation As Celebrity Obsessed Star Struck Ex- Wife Of US President

Michelle Obama To Appear In Parks And Recreation As Celebrity Obsessed Star Struck Ex- Wife Of US President

US First Lady Michelle Obama is set to appear in the television comedy Parks and Recreation. She is set to play a self promoting, celebrity obsessed and star struck, ex wife of the US President; her character, 'Michelle', will have some side split...
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Funny story: Book Review - The Pat Conroy Cookbook by Pat Conroy and Suzanne Williamson Pollak

Book Review - The Pat Conroy Cookbook by Pat Conroy and Suzanne Williamson Pollak

I have to say the title of this book is very misleading. I had hoped that this cookbook would explain to me, in detail, the various ways one could cook the author Pat Conroy, whom I admire very much. I was hoping there would be recipes, should you be able to convince above mentioned author (Pat Conroy - mentioned again here), to allow you to cook him. Sadly, tonight at least, there will...
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Funny story: Man's Hangover 100 Times More Painful Than Wife Giving Birth

Man's Hangover 100 Times More Painful Than Wife Giving Birth

A Fort Lauderdale man is claiming that his hangover, a result of a night of excessive drinking, smoking and more drinking is probably a lot more painful than childbirth. Duncan Whitehead, 47, who right now is suffering from an excruciating headach...
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Funny story: Danica Patrick's Nude NASCAR Calendar Is Flying Off The Book Store Shelves

Danica Patrick's Nude NASCAR Calendar Is Flying Off The Book Store Shelves

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just informed the national press that NASCAR racing cutey Danica Patrick's brand new 2014 Nude NASCAR Calendar is a tremendous hit. ADGA stated that the calendar is presently the fastest selling...
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Funny story: Tybee Island DA Wants To Know Why Mice Get All The Good Medicine - Wants Answers

Tybee Island DA Wants To Know Why Mice Get All The Good Medicine - Wants Answers

Tybee Island District Attorney, Tommy Cock, is demanding that the FDA stop giving ground breaking drugs and medical treatment to mice; but instead administer them to humans, in a poorly worded letter, mailed yesterday. The note, filled with grammar errors, typos and spelling mistakes has been passed to this news agency; below is the transcript: Dear FDA, I resently (sic) read that scient...
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Funny story: Two Girls Stoned Outside Tybee Island Church

Two Girls Stoned Outside Tybee Island Church

It is being reported that two 18 year old girls have been stoned outside a Baptist Church in the town of Tybee, Tybee Island - 18 miles from Savannah, Georgia. Tybee Island, best known for it's annual "Running of The Bullshiters" event; where seve...
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Funny story: The Burger Miss Restaurant In Denver Is Making A Killing Selling Potburgers

The Burger Miss Restaurant In Denver Is Making A Killing Selling Potburgers

DENVER - The Burger Miss Restaurant is a fast food hamburger franchise chain that is based in Sausalito, California. Company Spokesperson Bernie Butterbrick has just announced that one of the four Burger Miss Restaurants located in the greater Den...
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Funny story: Gary Busey Says That CNN Wanted Him To Take Over Piers Morgan's Time Slot

Gary Busey Says That CNN Wanted Him To Take Over Piers Morgan's Time Slot

HOLLYWOOD - Gary Busey the host of The Gorgeous Gary Busey Talk Show recently told Margarita Mixx with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that CNN asked him to take over for Piers Morgan who is being let go. Busey expressed his gratitude to CNN for the...
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Funny story: Paul McCartney Reveals A Secret He Kept For 47 Years

Paul McCartney Reveals A Secret He Kept For 47 Years

NEW YORK CITY - Paul McCartney was in New York City attending The 2014 New Year's festivities. He was asked by Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine if it was true that he and Ringo Starr were going to be collaborating on a new album. The...
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Funny story: Dallas Cowboy's Fans Unite to Pray for Racist Remarks From Jerry Jones

Dallas Cowboy's Fans Unite to Pray for Racist Remarks From Jerry Jones

Dallas - In light of the lifetime ban placed upon Donald Sterling, owner of the LA Clippers, after his recent racist remarks, fans of the Dallas Cowboys football team have come together in prayer hoping their sorry-ass owner, Jerry Jones, will op...
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Funny story: Another 9/11 Is Just Around The Corner

Another 9/11 Is Just Around The Corner

According to my calendar the US is just a few months away from another 9/11. After intensive and meticulous research, including the reading of blogs, interpreting messages and just keeping my ear to the ground this reporter has ascertained that Se...
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Funny story: A List of 10 Celebrity New Year's Resolutions

A List of 10 Celebrity New Year's Resolutions

Every year thousands of Tinsel Town celebrities make thousands of New Year's resolutions. And according to The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency of Chicago only about 3 percent actually keep those resolutions. The ADGA stated that of the 97 percent that do not keep their New Year's resolutions about 69 percent are broken within the first week. Most of these include dieting, drinking, gam...
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Funny story: Pot Shop Owners In Colorado Report That Women Who Smoke 3 Joints A Day Can Increase The Size of Their Boobs

Pot Shop Owners In Colorado Report That Women Who Smoke 3 Joints A Day Can Increase The Size of Their Boobs

BOULDER, Colorado - On January 1, 2014, the state of Colorado made it legal to purchase and use marijuana. And now several marijuana shop owners have come forward and stated that they have found that women who smoke an average of 3 marijuana joint...
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Funny story: Prince Philip (Duke Of Edinburgh) Does Not Die In His Sleep For 33,945 Consecutive Night

Prince Philip (Duke Of Edinburgh) Does Not Die In His Sleep For 33,945 Consecutive Night

Prince Philip, husband of Queen Elizabeth of England, much to the surprise of his butler, valet and the guy who changes his diapers; woke up this morning and had not died in his sleep. "Every morning for the past two years, we expect to find the P...
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Funny story: Florida Man Changes Twitter and Facebook Log In and Passwords To Protect Privacy

Florida Man Changes Twitter and Facebook Log In and Passwords To Protect Privacy

Florida resident, Duncan Whitehead, in direct response to a hacking threat, has today changed his log in and password details for all his online banking accounts, Twitter account and Facebook account, as well as several pornographic sites. "I will...
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Funny story: Book Review - Orlando by Virginia Wolfe

Book Review - Orlando by Virginia Wolfe

I was SO disappointed by this book. No mention of Disney. No mention of Sea World. No mention of Wet and Wild. Not a whisper about Universal Studios. Not one hotel recommendation, map or one tip on where to eat. No clue as to where one could purchase womens clothing that could, say, possibly, fit a man. No directions to clubs and nightspots that welcomed secret transvestites. What...
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Funny story: Betty White, Joan Rivers and Larry King Neck and Neck In Office Death Pool

Betty White, Joan Rivers and Larry King Neck and Neck In Office Death Pool

Things are hotting up in a South Florida offices' 'death pool' after new member of staff, Kevin Ball wagered $200 on former Golden Girl Betty White to pip current favorites Joan Rivers and Larry King to the grave. "I feel good about Betty's prosp...
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Funny story: New TV Show 'The Wanking Dead' To Focus On Masturbating British Zombies

New TV Show 'The Wanking Dead' To Focus On Masturbating British Zombies

AMC have announced that they intend greenlighting a new Zombie TV show, loosely based on their hit "The Walking Dead". The series will be set in England, after a Zombie Apocalypse leaves the vast majority of the British population continually mastur...
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Funny story: NBC Announce New Comedy Set in North Korea - "Kim" - To Replace Parks And Recreation

NBC Announce New Comedy Set in North Korea - "Kim" - To Replace Parks And Recreation

LOS ANGELES-NBC announced Monday that it is ordering six episodes of a new sitcom "Kim!" based on the crazy antics of a comedic North Korean leader. The show, filmed before a live studio audience, will star former Seinfeld star Jason Alexander in...
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Funny story: Aspen, Colorado Hotel Employees Are Being Paid In Marijuana

Aspen, Colorado Hotel Employees Are Being Paid In Marijuana

ASPEN, Colorado - Several national news publications are reporting that they have heard that there are some hotels in the Colorado winter resort town of Aspen that are paying their employees in marijuana. Jefferson Sierra with National Focus Magaz...
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Funny story: A North Carolina Grandmother Gets Arrested For Sexting

A North Carolina Grandmother Gets Arrested For Sexting

GREENSBORO, North Carolina - A 73-year-old Greensboro grandmother identified as Daffodil "Daffy" Fugglefield swears that she had no idea that sexting was against the law. Granny Daffy, as her 19 grandkids call her, told arresting officers that she...
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Funny story: Ricky Gervais - Just Call Me Ricky

Ricky Gervais - Just Call Me Ricky

As the lift doors slide open in the lobby of a London hotel, a short, comical looking figure steps incongruously into a Mêlée of designer-suited businessmen, shakers and movers, deal-makers and well, generally important people. Head down and weari...
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Funny story: Men Walking Dogs In Woods Know Its Only A Matter Of Time Before They Discover Murder Victims

Men Walking Dogs In Woods Know Its Only A Matter Of Time Before They Discover Murder Victims

Describing it as 'bound to happen sooner or later' male dog walkers acknowledged Saturday that they shall all, at some point or another, discover a murder victim buried deep in the woods where they walk their dogs. Dog owners of all ages across th...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Fires A Missile Towards Japan But It Lands In North Korea Instead

Kim Jong Un Fires A Missile Towards Japan But It Lands In North Korea Instead

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un had hinted a few days ago that he was getting ready to fire a missile towards Japan. He had said that Japan had angered him when one of their high ranking officials had stated at The Sochi Olympics that the Nor...
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Funny story: Land Rover Curiosity Discovers Pot Plants Growing On Mars

Land Rover Curiosity Discovers Pot Plants Growing On Mars

HOUSTON - NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has reported that the Martian Land Rover Curiosity has come upon a patch of marijuana plants. Timmelfarb stated to the news media that early reports are that the cannabis is of a high grade and is ten t...
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Funny story: Report Suggests That Texting While Riding A Motorcycle Probably Dangerous

Report Suggests That Texting While Riding A Motorcycle Probably Dangerous

A new report published this week by the National Transportation Safety Board has advised motorcyclists that sending text messages while riding their bikes "is probably pretty dangerous" and "really should be discouraged." While it is illegal to...
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Funny story: Scientific Studies Show That Twerking Could Lead To Coitus

Scientific Studies Show That Twerking Could Lead To Coitus

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A US Government Study has just been released which shows that the practice of twerking could very well lead to coitus. The scientific study was conducted at Johnny Appleseed University in Indianapolis, Indiana. A total of 500...
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Funny story: Ebola Virus Predicted To Kill Two Million In USA By Christmas

Ebola Virus Predicted To Kill Two Million In USA By Christmas

The deadliest outbreak of Ebola virus on record has sparked fears that the killer virus could kill over 2,000,000 Americans by Christmas. This shocking prediction came from "Fat Dave", a regular at The Village Well Inn located in Fort Lauderdale,...
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Funny story: Roman Abramovich and Shah of Persia's heir presumptive forced to walk as cops bust chauffeurs in unlicensed taxi crackdown

Roman Abramovich and Shah of Persia's heir presumptive forced to walk as cops bust chauffeurs in unlicensed taxi crackdown

New York - Russian mobster Roman Abramovich and Persian royal wannabe Reza Pahlavi are among dozens of foreign VIPs ousted from their respective armor plated SUVs this week and made to walk in a NYPD crackdown on unlicensed taxi drivers. Adding i...
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Funny story: Book Review - One Summer by David Baldacci

Book Review - One Summer by David Baldacci

I read this in an airport in Germany. It was an odd experience, sat opposite me was a family from Dusseldorf who had brought a picnic with them to the airport. They laid out a blanket and everything and had sandwiches, chips and drinks....even a flask of coffee! It was pretty strange as there was a perfectly fine food court at the airport, but I guess they may have been trying to save mone...
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Funny story: The Nude Calendar of The Duck Dynasty Women Is The Top Selling Calendar In The Nation

The Nude Calendar of The Duck Dynasty Women Is The Top Selling Calendar In The Nation

CHICAGO - Glamboyant Magazine has just announced that since the good-looking Robertson women of the A&E hit show Duck Dynasty have started wearing shorter skirts and shorter shorts the show's ratings have shot up through the roof. Voodoo Dupre...
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Funny story: Book Review - A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens

Book Review - A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens

I was initially disappointed when it turned out that the Scrooge character was not actually a bad tempered duck wearing a sailor suit - but I guess that is what happens when people try and adapt Disney cartoons into novels. Having gotten over the initial disappointment that this wasn't based on the original Scrooge cartoon I thoroughly enjoyed this adaptation and wish the author continued succe...
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Funny story: Woman Complains That Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Shot Down Her Drone

Woman Complains That Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Shot Down Her Drone

MONROE, Louisiana - Police in Monroe are investigating claims from a Mrs. Olivia Cheesbrew, 52, who says that she was out on her property flying her brand new drone when all of a sudden she heard a loud KA-BOOM! She immediately saw her drone shatt...
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Funny story: Roman Abramovich private jet 'The Bandit' in near collision with Iranian drone

Roman Abramovich private jet 'The Bandit' in near collision with Iranian drone

Azerbaijan - The tarmac outside Baku International Airport arrivals lounge looks like a bomb site this weekend following a spat between the Russian mobster's private jet and a 'high tech' hunter-killer drone operated by the Iranian Revolutionary Guar...
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Funny story: Russia: We Will Bomb Ukraine Into The Stone Age Message Welcomed By Kiev

Russia: We Will Bomb Ukraine Into The Stone Age Message Welcomed By Kiev

The Ukrainian Government has welcomed Russia's promise of "bombing them into the stone age" and see it as a chance to progress. "By advancing the Ukrainian people, from our current state of anthropological sub-infancy into the earliest dawning of...
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Funny story: British PM to freeze the nuts off Roman Abramovich's assets as anti-Putin sanctions start to bite

British PM to freeze the nuts off Roman Abramovich's assets as anti-Putin sanctions start to bite

London - An anti-Putin groundswell is threatening to explode into the murky world of oligarch assets like Roman Abramovich's London gold vaults. On Monday British Prime Minister David Cameron will sign an order for Diplomatic Protection Racket cop...
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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton - I Taught My Mom How To Give Head

Chelsea Clinton - I Taught My Mom How To Give Head

In her first visit to South by Southwest Interactive, the tech-themed conference underway in Austin Texas, former first daughter Chelsea Clinton devoted the bulk of her prepared talk Tuesday to explaining how had to teach her mother "a lot of things"...
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Funny story: Is There Sex In The Afterlife? Part 4

Is There Sex In The Afterlife? Part 4

The beings from the planet Sophia69, who have taken over all of earth's Internet, social media, TV, and radio transmissions have beamed an answer to their second "Question Of The Week," "What is the human activity that will make all and any human emotions, actions, desires thought-systems, values, idols, and totems and religions obsolete?" (The reader will recall that the first question was,...
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Funny story: Glow-in-the-dark Pigs Comment on their Plight

Glow-in-the-dark Pigs Comment on their Plight

Think it's fun to glow green in the dark? (If you're so inclined, you can read about the green pigs here on the website of The Los Angeles Times). Many of the green pigs are not happy campers. One pig complained, "What do they think we are?...
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Funny story: Tybee Island Man Breaks Internet

Tybee Island Man Breaks Internet

Authorities believe that a Tybee Island man may have been responsible for the 5 minute outage that saw the World Wide Web shutdown and the internet broken across the globe. TJ Malone, a retired factory worker, who has been a resident of the backwa...
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Funny story: Satire Web Study A Mixed Bag

Satire Web Study A Mixed Bag

ANYWHERE-- Just yesterday, web technicians and various analysts at a reputable Think Tank published a study pertaining to the number of 'satire' websites around the internet. It's up for debate on whether the study devoted enough attention to the subject of the 'quality' of the satire found across the web. The study is not available in print, but readers of this magazine can find it at www.
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Funny story: David Moyes Released Back Into The Wild

David Moyes Released Back Into The Wild

After completing a distinguished career as Manchester United manager spanning nearly 10 months, former Everton and Preston North End manager David Moyes was re-released into his native Scottish highland habitat yesterday. Walking northward towar...
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Funny story: Man Shot 25 Times By Police Shot Again - During Autopsy

Man Shot 25 Times By Police Shot Again - During Autopsy

Tybee Island police officers who shot an unarmed jaywalker 25 times during an altercation in 2013, shot the offender one more time, just to make sure - during his autopsy. Tybee Police Chief T.R. Igger said "It was for the safety of my officers,"...
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Funny story: Boyfriend's Ponytail Annoys Daughter's Father

Boyfriend's Ponytail Annoys Daughter's Father

A Florida man claims he is mildly perturbed and annoyed that his daughters new boyfriend, despite being a boy, has long hair like a girl, and sports his feminine locks in a ponytail. "Well, I just don't know, my daughter says she has a boyfriend...
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Funny story: Funeral Homes Preparing For Baby Boomer Bonanza

Funeral Homes Preparing For Baby Boomer Bonanza

Funeral homes and undertakers across the United States are said to be "sitting on a goldmine" as millions of so-called 'Baby Boomers' approach death and their final days on earth. Those Baby Boomers not suffering from dementia or Alzheimer's are a...
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Funny story: A French Poodle In Colorado Accidentally Eats 5 Marijuana Joints

A French Poodle In Colorado Accidentally Eats 5 Marijuana Joints

VAIL, Colorado - Animal veterinarian Dr. Griffin Willowbuck, 51, said that in the 24 years that he has been an animal doctor he has never come across this type of situation. Dr. Willowbuck said that a very frantic young couple brought in their Fre...
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Funny story: President on Putin:

President on Putin:

Following is a transcript of U.S. President Barack Obama's press conference today on the Russian occupation of Crimea and other topics. Q: Mr. President, will the United States impose additional sanctions on Russia even if Europe doesn't follow suit? President: My press secretary Jay Carney told me to say, 'I don't answer hypotheticals.' Q: What do you say to critics who say your post-Ira...
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Funny story: Stores Fill Shelves With Crap In Preparation For Father's Day

Stores Fill Shelves With Crap In Preparation For Father's Day

Thousands of frantic Walmart, Target and K-Mart employees are busy stocking shelves this evening with useless and utter shit in preparation for Father's Day, as kids around the country begrudgingly delve into their pocket's to buy Dad something he do...
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Funny story: Obama's sanctions on badass Russians could see Roman Abramovich's yachts impounded

Obama's sanctions on badass Russians could see Roman Abramovich's yachts impounded

Washington, DC - The US Coast Guard Service has been issued with high tech titanium grappling hooks for boarding recalcitrant Russians' super yachts in a fiendish Obama plot to freeze the nuts off Putin's billionaire henchmen. Dozens of oligarchs...
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Funny story: The Reason Why NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Was Embarrassed About Her Upskirt Photo

The Reason Why NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Was Embarrassed About Her Upskirt Photo

HOLLYWOOD - Danica Patrick flew into Los Angeles' LAX Airport to make an appearance on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show. As she was getting out of the Limo to go into the television studio a gust of wind suddenly hit causing her skirt to fly up exposi...
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Funny story: English Soccer Player Admits He Is Straight

English Soccer Player Admits He Is Straight

Sam Hall, a former English soccer star, revealed Thursday that he is straight, becoming the most high-profile soccer star to do so to date. The 33-year-old, who retired from the game in 2011, told English newspaper The Daily Lie that he wants to f...
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Funny story: Florida Mans Roomba Turns Against Him - Encouraging Other Appliances To Revolt

Florida Mans Roomba Turns Against Him - Encouraging Other Appliances To Revolt

A Florida mans autonomous robotic vacuum cleaner clams it will no longer be a slave to the human race and is refusing to pick up crumbs, tiny bits of paper and dust. The Roomba, purchased in January, began expressing its disdain for its master las...
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Funny story: 85 Year Old Joan Rivers To Be Melted And Used By Prison Inmates

85 Year Old Joan Rivers To Be Melted And Used By Prison Inmates

85-year-old comedienne Joan Rivers has apologized for making a pretty funny joke on the "Today" show Tuesday in which she compared living arrangements with her daughter to the ordeal of three women held captive for a decade by Ariel Castro. The jo...
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Funny story: Forgotten Yogurt Mourned

Forgotten Yogurt Mourned

An unopened yogurt quietly expired last night after spending several days lodged between a shriveled tomato and a jar of mayonnaise in a Florida mans refrigerator. The yogurt, purchased in mid November, was survived by a can of diet coke and a blo...
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Funny story: Russian Christmas Day shambles as Detroit, Ecuador and Roman Abramovich all in the red owing $18bn apiece

Russian Christmas Day shambles as Detroit, Ecuador and Roman Abramovich all in the red owing $18bn apiece

New York - There will be meagre spoils in Comrade Santa's festive sacs this Russian Orthodox Christmas Day as a triple whammy of bankruptcy debts threatens to throttle three of the world's top Bolshevik outfits. First up is the People's Federal Re...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Confesses She Has A Brand New Bikini Line Tattoo

Lindsay Lohan Confesses She Has A Brand New Bikini Line Tattoo

VENICE BEACH, California - The once troubled little starlet Lindsay Lohan has said that she has finally gotten her act together. Appearing on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show, Lilo said that the three months she spent in a rehab clinic last year did w...
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Funny story: McDonald's Launches New Minimum Wage Menu

McDonald's Launches New Minimum Wage Menu

McDonaldland, USA -- Bowing to pressure from minimum-wage maximization advocates, the McDonald's Corporation today introduced a "more affordable" menu designed exclusively for workers at the bottom of the pay scale. "We can't afford to raise the s...
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Funny story: Man Tries To Reunite Cat With Owner

Man Tries To Reunite Cat With Owner

A Florida man is desperately trying to reunite a cat he found on the busy US1 and SE 17th interchange in Fort Lauderdale with it's owner. Brian Chong, 37, has told friends, family and gathered reporters that he will not be thwarted in his attempts...
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Funny story: Plans To Shrink Size Of US Army Bad News For Soldiers But Good News For Midgets

Plans To Shrink Size Of US Army Bad News For Soldiers But Good News For Midgets

Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel has called the for shrinking of the U.S. Army to its smallest size since 1940, among other cuts, drawing criticism that the drastic changes will hurt not only U.S. security but slightly annoy soldiers earmarked to be sh...
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Funny story: New Game Show 'Drug Deal Or No Deal" To Feature Hollywood Superstars

New Game Show 'Drug Deal Or No Deal" To Feature Hollywood Superstars

American TV Network NAC has announced plans to commission a new game show featuring Hollywood actors and actresses titled "Drug Deal or No Deal". The show will be hosted by Charlie Sheen, and will premiere on March 19, 2014, on NAC. The hour-lo...
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Funny story: Can't We Focus On All The People Who Didn't Die From Smoking? Beg Tobacco Companies

Can't We Focus On All The People Who Didn't Die From Smoking? Beg Tobacco Companies

Leading tobacco companies and cigarette makers are asking the public not to focus on the dangers of smoking but to switch their thoughts to the millons of people who smoked but did not die from smoking related illnesses. "Not everyone dies from ca...
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Funny story: Poke With Stick Confirms Grandmothers Death

Poke With Stick Confirms Grandmothers Death

Two Florida brothers confirmed today that their Grandmother had died in her sleep after poking her corpse with a stick. Upon waking, the two boys, who were visiting their Grandma, 75 year old May Hogan for spring break, entered her bedroom confuse...
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Funny story: Portugal and Peru Vow To Support The Ukraine If Russia Invades

Portugal and Peru Vow To Support The Ukraine If Russia Invades

KIEV, Ukraine - The Ukraine has just sent word to the governments of Portugal and Peru thanking them for their fabulous offer of support should they be invaded by Russia. A spokesperson for the Ukraine, Chertov Zappavitski, stated that at serious...
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Funny story: California Chrome sold to Roman Abramovich for fifty million bucks

California Chrome sold to Roman Abramovich for fifty million bucks

Louisville, Kentucky - The dual Kentucky Derby/Preakness champion will stand at Abramovich's Gazprom Stables dubbed bluegrass country's most famous equine stud. Announcing the reported $50m deal co-owners Steve Coburn and Perry Martin said the awe...
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Funny story: Missing Wallet Found After Frantic Search That Included Swearing At Kids

Missing Wallet Found After Frantic Search That Included Swearing At Kids

A South Florida man is celebrating this evening after finding his lost result after an extensive search which included driving to all the stores he had visited that day, kicking his cat, calling his wife "an idiot" and swearing at his children. Du...
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Funny story: Internet Troll Claims To Be Not Mentally Sick

Internet Troll Claims To Be Not Mentally Sick

Well known internet troll Cyber Bitch, who regularly posts anonymous book reviews, product reviews and makes other comments on items she has never purchased; let alone used, has told friends she is definitely not mentally ill. Despite being uninfo...
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Funny story: Photos Of Celebrities Taking Leaks On Internet Shocker

Photos Of Celebrities Taking Leaks On Internet Shocker

Around 20 celebrities, including actress Jennifer Lawrence, had images of themselves taking leaks posted on image posting website 4Chan. Mary Elizabeth Winstead (whoever she is) said the images of her were old - and were snapped when she was taki...
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Funny story: Girl's Tattoo Means "C*nt" In Chinese

Girl's Tattoo Means "C*nt" In Chinese

17 Year old Haley Coombes was pleased with her new tattoo which she had inked permanently onto her shoulder yesterday; courtesy of Davy's Tattoo Parlour in Jacksonville, Florida. Haley chose the tattoo herself; A Chinese symbol which store owner D...
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Funny story: NASA Receives A Very Interesting Email From Kim Jong Un

NASA Receives A Very Interesting Email From Kim Jong Un

HOUSTON - The spokesperson for NASA, Trent Timmelfarb has informed the news media that an email was sent to The Lyndon Johnson Space Center this morning. The email was from of all people Kim Jong Un, the leader of North Korea. It appears that Mr.
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Funny story: England Set To Vote Scotland Out of The Union - USA May Want To Consider Voting Out Georgia

England Set To Vote Scotland Out of The Union - USA May Want To Consider Voting Out Georgia

The main UK party leaders are urging the English to campaign to have Scotland removed from the Union and to force Scottish people to stop calling themselves British. Prime Minister David Cameron and Labour leader Ed Miliband will abandon their wee...
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Funny story: Wolves Eat Baby They Were Expected To Raise

Wolves Eat Baby They Were Expected To Raise

Reports from Romania are indicating that a pack of wolves did not raise a baby they found abandoned in the woods; but ate it instead. Authorities told reporters that they found a woolen hat, traces of blood and chewed up bones in an area of the wo...
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Funny story: NASA Says Mystery Rock on Mars Is an Old Jelly Doughnut

NASA Says Mystery Rock on Mars Is an Old Jelly Doughnut

First the word was that the "discovered" rock looked like a jelly doughnut. Read the story at the San Jose Mercury News: "Jelly doughnut" rock on Mars suddenly appears That's old news, as NASA is now reporting that further investigation has rev...
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Funny story: Second Coming Of Christ Postponed Indefinitely

Second Coming Of Christ Postponed Indefinitely

HEAVEN - In a move many observers described as inevitable, representatives of God, the Christian God that is, announced Tuesday the indefinite postponement of any "Second Coming" or "Ressurection" that had been promised to Christians for more than t...
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Funny story: Wisconsin Couple Test Relationship By Watching Each Other Use Bathroom

Wisconsin Couple Test Relationship By Watching Each Other Use Bathroom

A Wisconsin couples exercise in testing the strength of their relationship; prior to moving into together has failed, and the couple have now split up, with both parties refusing to speak to the other. In a tentative attempt to test the waters of...
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Funny story: Roman Abramovich swoops on Steven Spielberg's $25m Hamptons teardown

Roman Abramovich swoops on Steven Spielberg's $25m Hamptons teardown

Long Island - A bijou 3.2 acre pond-front plot at 94 Apaquogue Road has been secretly snapped up by the Russian mobster after epic haggling with its movie maker proprietor Steven Spielberg. The Hollywood director finally cut the deal at $25 millio...
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Funny story: The Taliban Plot To Kidnap Camilla Parker Bowles Is Foiled

The Taliban Plot To Kidnap Camilla Parker Bowles Is Foiled

LONDON - Scotland Yard has reported that they have uncovered a political plot by the infamous Taliban to kidnap Camilla Parker Bowles, wife of Prince Charles. Officer Higgins Higginbrook speaking to Chatsworth Wigginholt of The Ta Ta For Now News...
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Funny story: Arms Build Up Concern

Arms Build Up Concern

As the Russia and Ukraine edge ever closer to war, a Wisconsin mother is concerned that a buildup of arms could lead to serious consequences for her 15 year old son. Martha Compton, 36, told reporters that her son Daniel, has been working out at t...
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Funny story: Spoof Writer Schools Other Spoof Writer

Spoof Writer Schools Other Spoof Writer

Even since I attempted to write satire on The Spoof! I realize how little I know about the art. For example there is a presentation here where, in a seemingly straightforward manner, Senator Rand Paul is quoted as stating that President Obama has "feed a bunch of lies to the public "about climate change. The spoofist then goes on to present false and misleading "evidence" that the Senator is...
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Funny story: Bald Man To Replace Bald Eagle As National Symbol Of United States

Bald Man To Replace Bald Eagle As National Symbol Of United States

The bald eagle, national symbol of the United States of America, whose image appears on most official seals of the U.S. government, including the presidential seal, the presidential flag, and in the logos of many U.S. federal agencies is to be replac...
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Funny story: Stranger Than Truth: Dinerton, NM - A Trip Into Time

Stranger Than Truth: Dinerton, NM - A Trip Into Time

In this edition Stranger Than Truth, we go to Dinerton, New Mexico, where there is a reality that many never get to experience, from a time now since long gone... a place that lives in a different era and views the world around it with extreme disdain. Nathan Betman, Mayor of Dinerton, introduced us to it this way, "Civilization has gone to hell in nearly every aspect. People have now become mo...
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Funny story: Pediatricians Urge Parents to Read Aloud to Kids, Starting at Birth

Pediatricians Urge Parents to Read Aloud to Kids, Starting at Birth

"Yippee!" said one bookseller when she heard the news. She continued,"This is our big chance to dump our inventory of kids' books." Giving a thumbs-up sign to an assistant, she said, "Get all the junk onto the selling floor and prepare to sell, sel...
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Funny story: Man Desperately Trying To Find Any Movie That Does Not Feature Danny Trejo

Man Desperately Trying To Find Any Movie That Does Not Feature Danny Trejo

Despite spending over two hours browsing through Netflix a Florida man has still yet to find a movie that he hasn't seen that doesn't feature, or star Danny Trejo. Trejo, 69, American born but of Mexican descent and second cousin of producer/direc...
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Funny story: Friend's Book Is Simply Brilliant

Friend's Book Is Simply Brilliant

Awed by her boundless imagination, characterizations and writing skills, as well as her unique technique Helen Schwartz hailed the self-published novel written by her friend Carol Hill as "Utterly Fantastic". "Carols's stuff is completely mind-blo...
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Funny story: Woman Stung By Bees Vows Revenge

Woman Stung By Bees Vows Revenge

A California woman stung more than 1,000 times by a swarm of bees is expected to be okay, but has vowed revenge on the bees that stung her. "Apparently," said a close friend of the woman "these bees swarmed towards her, and, taking advantage of he...
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Funny story: Shia LaBeouf Apologies For Being A Cunt

Shia LaBeouf Apologies For Being A Cunt

American actor and director Shia LaBeouf announced today that he would like to apologize to the whole world for being a total and utter cunt, and acknowledges that he is in fact a complete tool and deserves "a dam good hiding". LeBeouf, who is 28,...
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Funny story: Book Review - Henry V by William Shakespeare

Book Review - Henry V by William Shakespeare

Just who is the secretive Henry V...what does the V stand for? Viktor, Vaughn, Vincent or even Vanessa? No, seriously, I know that V means 5 in French or some other 'silly' language. So, my real question about this book is...what happened to parts 1,2,3 and 4 of this series....and will there be a sixth installment? I wish writers would not start a series of books with the fifth one....s...
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Funny story: Chimps Beat a Path to Doors of Law Schools

Chimps Beat a Path to Doors of Law Schools

No monkeying around! Now that they are pressing for the right to sue, a number of chimps have decided to go to law school. One chimp points out, "The proceeds of successful lawsuits should stay within the species. Why should we let bossy humans...
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Funny story: Lego Couple Seperate

Lego Couple Seperate

A couple, last seen together in the Lego Movie, have split up, it is being reported from Hollywood. The break up occurred last Saturday and the pair separated amicably. Despite reports that one half of the couple snapped and that the other is in b...
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