There were 2,126 spoof news stories published in 2006. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to browse the spoof news archives.

Funny story: Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears Veg Out As Lohan Protests Cheney Execution

Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears Veg Out As Lohan Protests Cheney Execution

LONDON - Bound to a chair in front of a stone wall outside Buckingham Palace, Dick Cheney shook his black-hooded head, evidently refusing to utter any last words.
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Funny story: Britney Spears vagina is #1

Britney Spears vagina is #1

The results are in for the most popular internet searches and yes, you guessed it, Britney Spears vagina was the most looked into key word on the net. Of course, said a Yahoo spokeswoman, Britney would have still been #1 even without her vagina in th...
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Funny story: World's Oldest Looking Man Dies Aged 77

World's Oldest Looking Man Dies Aged 77

The world's oldest looking man, Freddy Grantabunto died last night aged 77. Ironically, doctors have attributed his death to old age.
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Funny story: Backscatter X-Ray Machine Malfunctions- Floods Internet With X-Rated Pictures Including You Know Who

Backscatter X-Ray Machine Malfunctions- Floods Internet With X-Rated Pictures Including You Know Who

Authorities say that one of the Backscatter X-Ray machines at Sky Harbor International Airport malfunctioned today sending pictures of a whole database of naked passengers onto the internet.
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Funny story: Naked Britney's Panties Eat Priscilla Presley's Sex Party Video For Beyonce's Sex Tape Shame

Naked Britney's Panties Eat Priscilla Presley's Sex Party Video For Beyonce's Sex Tape Shame

That's the type of thing top people could be reading over their cornflakes and coffee in the new year if plans go ahead.
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Funny story: Pope Benedict Converts to Islam

Pope Benedict Converts to Islam

VATICAN CITY -- Pope Benedict's speech last week, which the Muslim world took to condemn Islam for violence, set off a whole series of riots, church burnings and the murder of a nun. The Pope, following multiple failed apologies for his words, a...
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Funny story: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to Adopt Britney Spears' Kids

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to Adopt Britney Spears' Kids

LOS ANGELES (UPI) -- After the uproar raised over Madonna's adoption of 13-month old David from the impoverished country of Malawi, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have abandoned their plan of adopting an Indian baby and instead have filed to adopt...
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Funny story: Lembit's A Cheeky Boy

Lembit's A Cheeky Boy

Liberal Democrat MP, Lembit Opik, is today being dubbed the 'cheeky boy' of British Politics.
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Funny story: Custody Awarded of Britney Spears/Kevin Federline Children

Custody Awarded of Britney Spears/Kevin Federline Children

A Nevada judge has reached a custody decision on the two young sons of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. Both were seeking custody of the children (Britney wanted shared and Federline wanted sole). In a surprising move, the judge did not grant th...
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Funny story: Britney Spears' Privates Crash the Internet

Britney Spears' Privates Crash the Internet

The entire Internet was brought to a standstill for twenty minutes last month by an influx of searches for pictures of Britney Spears' naked privates.
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Funny story: Soprano-Corleone Mob Wars Claim More Lives.

Soprano-Corleone Mob Wars Claim More Lives.

Anthony Soprano Jr., son of alleged Mafia boss Tony Soprano, was found dead last night, outside his family's home. There has been no official word yet on the cause of death, so natural causes cannot be ruled out, but some witnesses reported seeing a...
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Funny story: Rapper Eminem changes name to M&M, Mars Candies Sues

Rapper Eminem changes name to M&M, Mars Candies Sues

DETROIT - Marshall Mathers III, aka dangerous notorious gangster rapper Enimem celebrated his re-re-RE-marriage to estranged wife Kimberly Mathers by formerly changing his name to "M&M" prompting the makers of the REAL bite sized ca...
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Funny story: Vaginaless Britney Spears gets booed at Laker game

Vaginaless Britney Spears gets booed at Laker game

Britney Spears and her sister Jamie Lynn entered a Laker game over the weekend. After Britney had slammed a few Laker brews the cameras turned on her and she flashed everyone on the jumbotron.
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Funny story: Spears Naked, Hilton Nude, Lohan Panty-less Share Pulitzer Prize For Saving Journalism

Spears Naked, Hilton Nude, Lohan Panty-less Share Pulitzer Prize For Saving Journalism

NEW YORK - The Pulitzer Prize for Public Service went for the first time this year not to journalists but to news subjects -- actor Lindsay Lohan, singer Britney Spears, and celebrity socialite Paris Hilton.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Vagina speaks out on vulva abuse

Britney Spears Vagina speaks out on vulva abuse

Recently emancipated, the vagina formally known as Britney Spears, 'Carolina the Vagina" has been making a public plea on various forums for everyone to stop vulva abuse everywhere.
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Funny story: Stephen Hawkins reveals ‘I made all that space stuff up and I'm actually not that clever'

Stephen Hawkins reveals ‘I made all that space stuff up and I'm actually not that clever'

Cambridge, England -- It was revealed yesterday that self-styled ‘cleverest man on the planet' Prof. Stephen Hawkins has actually been pulling the proverbial wool over the eyes of the world for decades. At a hastily arranged emergency press conferen...
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Funny story: Mr McMahon Chairman of the WWE calls Satan to help

Mr McMahon Chairman of the WWE calls Satan to help

Mr. McMahon The chairman of the WWE is asking the Devil himself for help in his tag team match against Sean Michaels and GOD at the next RAW PPV which is Backlash.
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Naked Is Mum On Ex-Rep. Foley's Addiction to Phonics

Lindsay Lohan Naked Is Mum On Ex-Rep. Foley's Addiction to Phonics

Former Rep. Mark Foley yesterday added "Hooked on Phonics" to his list of admitted addictions, along with Hostess Twinkies, Ding Dongs, Big Hunks, and reruns of the TV sitcom "Different Strokes."...
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Funny story: FDA Certifies Aspartame as Ant Poison

FDA Certifies Aspartame as Ant Poison

WASHINGTON (AP)-The US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has certified the popular sweetener aspartame as an ant poison. "Aspartame was originally developed as an ant poison and it was only changed to being non-poisonous after it was realized tha...
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Funny story: London 2012 Olympics Get New Medals

London 2012 Olympics Get New Medals

When the Olympic Games arrive in London in 2012, there will be some changes to the medal system - a tradition carried on since the age of the original Greek Olympics.
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Funny story: Britney, Paris, Jessica and Christina have lesbian thoughts

Britney, Paris, Jessica and Christina have lesbian thoughts

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson and Christina Aguilera all have lesbian thoughts. Not necessarily about each other but at some point in their lives if recent studies are to be believed.
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Funny story: Christina Aguilera sex tape

Christina Aguilera sex tape

A rumor has surfaced that Christina Aguilera has a lesbian sex tape hidden in her closet. Sex kitten, Christina was taped having a trist with a Penthouse playmate in a swanky Las Vegas hotel room. The tape was recorded by a male groupie Christina pic...
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Funny story: Mysterious Panty Dissolving Bacteria Permeates Hollywood - Explains Britney's pantless situation

Mysterious Panty Dissolving Bacteria Permeates Hollywood - Explains Britney's pantless situation

Scientists and biologists from the CDC (Center for Disease Control) recently located the source of a bizarre phenomena afflicting personalities and celebrities in and around the Hollywood area.
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Funny story: Naked Orlando Bloom, Nude Lindsay Lohan Mum On US Victory Plan : Implode Iraq and Bring American Troops Home By Christmas

Naked Orlando Bloom, Nude Lindsay Lohan Mum On US Victory Plan : Implode Iraq and Bring American Troops Home By Christmas

WASHINGTON, Reuters - The United States has come up with a war-winning strategy in Iraq that goes by the name "100 Percent Solution," according to White House and Pentagon sources.
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Funny story: Jewish "Snowflake" Wins Christmas Costume Contest

Jewish "Snowflake" Wins Christmas Costume Contest

New Orleans transplant and Jew, Alison Acorn won the annual Christmas costume contest in Durham today. Acorn, owner of the Durham Glitter Works, won the contest dressed as a Jewish snowflake. Imagine Phyllis Diller meets Swan Lake meets Frosty the Sn...
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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Admits She is Dating Her Father

Jessica Simpson Admits She is Dating Her Father

Just weeks after officially announcing that she and Nick Lachey were calling it quits, blonde bombshell, singing sensation Jessica Simpson announced in an interview Monday that she has been dating her father, Joe for the last two months.
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Funny story: Ohio Officials Bust Amish Farmer for Selling "Milk Raw"

Ohio Officials Bust Amish Farmer for Selling "Milk Raw"

Dayton, OH- It seems more than one person is confused about the sale of raw milk in Ohio. Although the beverage has been the single most nutrient dense food consumed by people for thousands of years, the Ohio Department of Agriculture believes they...
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Funny story: Beyonce: 'Mom, I'm a BIG girl now, stop following me AROUND'

Beyonce: 'Mom, I'm a BIG girl now, stop following me AROUND'

Witnesses say the camel's back was officially snapped when last night at an LA concert Tina Knowles, mother of Beyonce Knowles grabbed the mike from Beyonce and did her own rendition of "Big wheel keep on TURN'n, PROUD Mary Keeps on BUR...
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Funny story: Auburn Football Announces "Fear the Dumb" Campaign

Auburn Football Announces "Fear the Dumb" Campaign

Auburn, AL - Auburn University's Athletics Department announced today a program that has taken their alumni by surprise. Following last year's 4th victory over an injury riddled Crimson Tide, Alabama Fans seemed to be upset when Coach Tuberville hel...
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Funny story: Britney Spears elected Naturist President

Britney Spears elected Naturist President

Los Angeles (CA) - Britney Spears is retiring from show business in order to concentrate on her new career as President of American Association for Nude Recreation. Citing pressure from the media and paparazzi contributed to her sudden decision.
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Funny story: Britney Spears' vagina sues for emancipation

Britney Spears' vagina sues for emancipation

In an unprecedented move today Britney Spears vagina has retained council and filed court papers requesting emancipation from Britney Spears body.
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Funny story: Stunning Stat: 5 percent of Americans Virgins on Wedding Day

Stunning Stat: 5 percent of Americans Virgins on Wedding Day

New York - Statisticians and researchers are scratching their collective heads over this one - as many as five percent of Americans have not had sexual relations prior to their marriage. A visibly shaken President Bush has vowed to work with Congres...
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Funny story: HHH vs Jesus: Who is the real "king of kings"

HHH vs Jesus: Who is the real "king of kings"

Stanford,Conn-Wrestlemania is the WWE's version of the superbowl. It the event where the biggest matches are shown on the grandest stage. And no match is bigger than the one announced at WWE headquarters this week. HHH is one of the WWE's top...
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Funny story: Naked Britney Spears, Nude Paris Hilton Mum After Limbaugh Says Dems Exaggerate Effects of Death On Deceased GIs

Naked Britney Spears, Nude Paris Hilton Mum After Limbaugh Says Dems Exaggerate Effects of Death On Deceased GIs

Right wing radio host Rush Limbaugh said yesterday that Democratic campaign ads featuring flag draped caskets of American soldiers killed in Iraq were "shamelessly" exaggerating the effects of death.
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Funny story: Victoria's Secret sells naughty celebrity panties

Victoria's Secret sells naughty celebrity panties

Hollywood, Victoria's Secret announced today the company will be releasing a new line of celebrity inspired panties called, "Paparazzi".
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Funny story: XXX-rated X-rays have security screeners excited

XXX-rated X-rays have security screeners excited

PHOENIX New X-ray machine to debut at Sky Harbor International Airport this hoiday season. The security screening system takes pictures of passenger's entire bodies. Images are incredibly graphic in detail and can reveal both explosives and ge...
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Funny story: Britney Spears' vagina is free

Britney Spears' vagina is free

Washington DC. - Britney Spears vagina had it's day in court. Superior Court Judge Seth Hardwood presided over the controversial issue of whether a body part can be emancipated from it's body.
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Funny story: Naked Paris Hilton Endorses "Tongue Condom" For Weight Loss

Naked Paris Hilton Endorses "Tongue Condom" For Weight Loss

PARIS - Celebrity socialite Paris Hilton is to appear naked in a series of ads promoting the "Tongue Condom" (TC) as an effective weight loss tool.
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Funny story: Election Results Show Some Surprises

Election Results Show Some Surprises

While most election stories will focus on the two major parties gains or losses in Governor, Senate, and House races, this article will focus on some of the other issues being voted on at the polls.
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Funny story: Naked Britney Spears Impersonator Sues Over Plastic Surgery "Outsourced" to Bangladesh

Naked Britney Spears Impersonator Sues Over Plastic Surgery "Outsourced" to Bangladesh

PALM BEACH, FL - A singer who impersonates Britney Spears has sued a Florida clinic over the results of her plastic surgery, which was "outsourced" to a physician in Bangladesh.
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Funny story: Walmart Buys Target, Sears, Best Buy and Sony

Walmart Buys Target, Sears, Best Buy and Sony

Walmart in it's continuing quest to put EVERYBODY out of business rolled back the Dow 365 points by going on a wild "Michael Jackson-in a-toy store" drunken sailor on shore leave type insane spending spree yesterday buyi...
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Funny story: Seinfeld Actor Michael Richards Utters "N" Word, Oxford Dictionaries Investigate

Seinfeld Actor Michael Richards Utters "N" Word, Oxford Dictionaries Investigate

OXFORD, England - Editors at the Oxford Dictionary of English worked late into the night all weekend to determine definitively what "N" word former Seinfeld actor Michael Richards said during a performance last Friday.
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Funny story: Latest Celebrity Break-up: Minnie Mouse Dumps Mickey

Latest Celebrity Break-up: Minnie Mouse Dumps Mickey

They made it through the Great Depression, the advent of television, the development of numerous Disney theme parks, and a revolutionized entertainment industry; but rumors are that now it's over. While Minnie was away at Tokyo Disneyland, appar...
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Funny story: Jessica Simpson declares: I have a vagina too!

Jessica Simpson declares: I have a vagina too!

Nashville, The press mistakenly attributed Jessica Simpson's recent crying jag to blowing the lines of the song, 9 to 5. Simpson was performing the tune in front of her childhood hero Dolly Parton as a tribute. It seemed Jessica, despite having c...
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Funny story: George Bush Recruits Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan for Iraq "Beaver Patrol"

George Bush Recruits Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan for Iraq "Beaver Patrol"

WASHINGTON (AP)-- Desperate to stop the Iraqi civil war and to beef up the morale of US troops, President Bush has recruited Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan to take part in a "beaver patrol" of that war-torn country.
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Funny story: FDA warns of the dangers of excessive nose picking

FDA warns of the dangers of excessive nose picking

Seattle, Washington - Jason Peters had a habit. It wasn't a very nice habit. His mother told him to use a Kleenex, but he just wouldn't listen. Unlike the nursery rhyme, when he stuck in his thumb he didn't get a plum... he got his own eyeball.
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Funny story: Mrs Bin Laden Speaks ..

Mrs Bin Laden Speaks ..

Ca'Sandra Bin Laden, former wife of Osama Bin Laden spoke with Al-Jazeera reporters regarding her former husband's latest DVD threatening to blow up not only Omaha, Buffalo and parts of Jersey but America itself along with Pluto and the rest...
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Funny story: Katherine Harris declared Best Female Parody of 2006

Katherine Harris declared Best Female Parody of 2006

Rep. Katherine Harris who recently declared she would spend all her liquid assets to secure a seat in the U.S. Senate, was today declared Best Female Parody of 2006 by the Parody Writers Association of America (PWAA).
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Funny story: Trey Parker And Matt Stone Quit South Park Over Offensive Episode

Trey Parker And Matt Stone Quit South Park Over Offensive Episode

Trey Parker and Matt Stone have confirmed they are to leave South Park - the controversial cartoon series they created, write and star in - after objecting to the "gratuitously sick, twisted" way a recent episode depicted the Pope and Roman...
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Funny story: Beckham Confesses: "Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Affecting My Game"

Beckham Confesses: "Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Affecting My Game"

Three days after admitting to suffering from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD), footballer David Beckham has revealed that, in addition to feeling uneasy when there's one two many Pepsi cans in his fridge or when the chairs in his living room a...
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Funny story: Faith Hill's Confession: I Just Wanted to get Kanye West's Attention

Faith Hill's Confession: I Just Wanted to get Kanye West's Attention

LONDON - Faith Hill now says her much televised, much talked about but inaudible scream, was just a cry for attention - from Kanye West.
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Funny story: Katie Holmes Denies Anal Bleaching. Tom Cruise Turns The Other Cheek.

Katie Holmes Denies Anal Bleaching. Tom Cruise Turns The Other Cheek.

(Los Angeles, CA) Courtney Cox, Lara Flynn Boyle and now Katie Holmes? Yesterday, Defamer.com posted a picture of a bleached anus, captioned: "Katie Holmes". The matter would have pooped out there if a Star reporter hadn't snapped a pi...
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Funny story: K-Fed Starts Auction of Britney Sex Tape

K-Fed Starts Auction of Britney Sex Tape

LOS ANGELES (AP) - Estranged hubby Kevin Federline has reportedly started an online auction of a videotape he took having sex with Britney Spears.
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Funny story: Heather Mills "Made Porn Films"

Heather Mills "Made Porn Films"

A German newspaper has printed allegations that former model Heather Mills appeared in "countless" porno movies and magazines during the 1980's.
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Funny story: Britney's vagina mentioned every three seconds on The Spoof!

Britney's vagina mentioned every three seconds on The Spoof!

A vacuous pop star's fanny topped The Spoof!'s most read articles for the month of November, proving that modern satire is just as wiling to tackle the big news issues as in the so-called "hey-day" of the 60's satire boom.
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Funny story: Portman Becomes Portly For Part

Portman Becomes Portly For Part

Gearing up for her starring role in the musical drama, "F for Fat," Natalie Portman has put on an excess of 250 pounds. Up from her normal weight of 69 pounds, Ms. Portman is, admittedly, desperate to catch up with the star status of her fo...
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Funny story: Lucas Sues Warner Bros. For Misusage of Sound Effect

Lucas Sues Warner Bros. For Misusage of Sound Effect

Shortly after the release of Superman Returns, George Lucas, founder of Lucasfilm Ltd., sued Warner Bros. for using one of his Star Wars sound effects during the film without any permission. "I find this sort of plagiarism to be unacceptable in Holly...
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Funny story: Remaining Harry Potter Movies To Be Recast With Younger Actors

Remaining Harry Potter Movies To Be Recast With Younger Actors

Uproar today in the film world as it has been announced that due to the current cast members of the Harry Potter movies growing up too quickly, it has been decided to recast all the Hogwarts students with younger actors, for all remaining films in th...
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Funny story: Naked Spears Mum as Rabbi Reverses Mormon Baptism of Dead Jews

Naked Spears Mum as Rabbi Reverses Mormon Baptism of Dead Jews

WASHINGTON, DC -- Rabbi Jacob Baer stood before his congregation at Temple Sinai on Military Road yesterday morning, poised to perform a ritual that he had perfected just hours before. On a long table before him were a silver bowl, a small dark blue...
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Funny story: Candid Yams Contain a Natural Form of Truth Serum, Scientists Say

Candid Yams Contain a Natural Form of Truth Serum, Scientists Say

PALO ALTO, Calif. -- Scientists at Leland Stanford Junior University announced today a discovery that may explain why so many Thanksgiving dinners go downhill so fast and end so unpleasantly.
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Funny story: Thief Robs Bank using Wii Game Controller

Thief Robs Bank using Wii Game Controller

The last thing Chase Bank teller Lana Tam heard before waking up in ICU was, "OK Nobody MOVE I've got a WII controller and I'll use it!". Tam telling her story to Phoenix reporters recounted yesterday's robbery where a lone non-...
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Funny story: Murdoch Releases Titles Considered for O.J. Simpson Book

Murdoch Releases Titles Considered for O.J. Simpson Book

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Rupert Murdoch, owner of ReganBooks, publisher of O.J. Simpson's how-I-murdered-my-wife book titled "If I Did It", has bowed to public pressure and released the titles that were first considered but later rejected f...
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Funny story: Yet Another 110 Year Old Man Killed On Irish Roads

Yet Another 110 Year Old Man Killed On Irish Roads

Ireland- Residents of the small town of Killala, Co Mayo, were left to mourn the tragic death of yet another 110 year old man in a road accident.
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Funny story: Bush Pardons Marijuana Convicts On Chistmas Day

Bush Pardons Marijuana Convicts On Chistmas Day

George Bush has decided to pardon all prisoners convicted of marijuana crimes. He had already pardoned one meth dealer as was reported in the The Spoof recently and decided it was time to take a sensible approach to the trillion dollar war on drugs.
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Funny story: Faith Hill: I'm No Kanye West; But Then Again Neither is He

Faith Hill: I'm No Kanye West; But Then Again Neither is He

NASHVILLE -- Faith Hill says she's no Kanye West -- but then again he isn't either. The country music superstar says she was "joking" when she screamed "WHAT?" in apparent anger after losing the female vocalist of the yea...
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Funny story: Baby Barron Trump Sets Sights on Shiloh Jolie-Pitt

Baby Barron Trump Sets Sights on Shiloh Jolie-Pitt

But it's all business. The eight-month-old son of Donald Trump and wife Melania already owns his own company, CelebBabySpy.
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Funny story: Britney's Shocking Tattoo

Britney's Shocking Tattoo

The L.A. paparazzi were thrown into a feeding frenzy following Britney Spears' secret late night appointment at a sleazy back street tattoo parlour.
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Funny story: Borat a "Liar, Hoax and Fraud," Investigation Shows

Borat a "Liar, Hoax and Fraud," Investigation Shows

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A classified report from the Department of Homeland Security just given to the Washington Post shows that the deceptions behind Kazakh journalist Sagdiyev Borat's political machinations are much deeper than previously thought...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Plastic Surgery Goes Too Far

Michael Jackson Plastic Surgery Goes Too Far

In an effort to recapture his youth through yet more plastic surgery, rock superstar/favorite uncle Michael Jackson may have gone too far this time. About 35 years too far.
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Funny story: Mr. Blobby Passes Away

Mr. Blobby Passes Away

TV star Mr. Blobby has passed away, aged 42.
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Funny story: MySpays to erect humunguous cyber-tool

MySpays to erect humunguous cyber-tool

New York, NY - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Internet pet-neutering service MySpays.com has vowed to launch a potent new cyber tool for detecting fetishistic sex offenders who regularly cruise its pages to download footage of pussy-spaying operations.
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Funny story: Ducks Upset With Stereotypes

Ducks Upset With Stereotypes

Representatives of the A.D.A., American Duck Association, filed papers stating intent to sue for defamation of character and stereotyping in the World Court.
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Funny story: David Irving: "Hitler mowed my lawn for free!"

David Irving: "Hitler mowed my lawn for free!"

The controversial 'revisionist' historian, Gruppenfuhrer David Irving, has added fuel to his personal pyre by claiming to be a 'beneficient philanthropist' who would 'do anything for anyone'. "Once, when I spilt mustard o...
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Funny story: Battery Giant Energizer About to Get a Charge for Mascot Mistreatment

Battery Giant Energizer About to Get a Charge for Mascot Mistreatment

ST. LOUIS, MO (AP)-Animal rights activists and environmentalist wackos rallied in the parking lot and thronged around the plant entrance of Energizer Holdings, Inc., home of the world famous Energizer bunny, to protest the unfair and inhuman t...
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Funny story: "Erections Anonymous" Members Flee Paris Hilton Naked; Trapped by Britney Spears, Madonna

"Erections Anonymous" Members Flee Paris Hilton Naked; Trapped by Britney Spears, Madonna

PARIS - Over 200 Canadian Erections Anonymous members fled from the Paris Hilton naked yesterday when a rumor swept the hotel that a nude Katie Holmes had arrived to taunt them, eyewitnesses said.
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Funny story: Dickens's Shocking Sex Stories

Dickens's Shocking Sex Stories

A fresh insight into the shadowy world of Charles Dickens was revealed today when a cache of documents was discovered hidden inside an old writing desk that had come up for auction at Sotheby's.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Declares Sean Preston THE Face of Fast Food

Britney Spears Declares Sean Preston THE Face of Fast Food

(Los Angeles--CA) "The problem with fast food is it needs the right face. Sean Preston Spears (once Federline) is that face." Those were the words of Anne D. Davis, President of the Fast food Alliance Trust (F.A.T.), standing next to celeb...
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Funny story: Santa Claus Arrested

Santa Claus Arrested

Santa Claus has been arrested under the USA Patriot Act after people reported a heavily bearded man seen flying last night around the rooftops of Washington DC suburban neighbourhoods, 3 miles from the White House.
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Funny story: Stephen Hawking Charged with Plagiarizing Superman

Stephen Hawking Charged with Plagiarizing Superman

METROPOLIS (AP) Superman creators Joe Shuster, Jerry Siegel, and DC Comics filed suit today against physicist Stephen Hawking. The famed wheelchair bound Professor Hawking, who speaks through a computerized voice box after being left paralyzed by mot...
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Funny story: Bismarck sunk again

Bismarck sunk again

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Tragedy has struck once again in the hapless Von Bismarck family, whose eponymous luxury ocean-going yacht, leased to the Third Reich on cruise duties, met with disaster in the Mediterranean in 1941.
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Funny story: US Navy Submarine Mounted By Giant Sperm Whale

US Navy Submarine Mounted By Giant Sperm Whale

Seamen of the USS Wyoming, a US Navy fast attack submarine stationed off the coast of Central American, had a rough jolt this morning after a gigantic sperm whale, in a gross case of mistaken identity, tried to mount the submarine and one of it's...
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Funny story: Mr. Haney Challenges Schwarzenegger in California Governor's Race

Mr. Haney Challenges Schwarzenegger in California Governor's Race

"Heck no I'm not dead," Pat Butram (Mr Haney) from Green Acres told reporters. Butram went on to say, "That is an outright lie PERPETRATED by my fine opponent the governor of California, Arnold .. Arnold .. What's that fella&...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Others to Participate in New Reality Show

Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Others to Participate in New Reality Show

Hollywood Starlets and media darlings Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Madonna, Paula Abdul, Shakira, and several others have all agreed to appear on the new television reality series "The Great American Skank-off." The women will compet...
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Funny story: Red bull doesn't give you wings!

Red bull doesn't give you wings!

It has finally been proven by world scientists that red bull really doesn't give you wings. Yes the great advertising slogan has finally been proven wrong, but it took the scientists a full year of testing and research to figure it out.
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Funny story: The Bonanza Klan Gay? Their Horses Too?

The Bonanza Klan Gay? Their Horses Too?

(qNeWs) - qNeWs has nothing against straights, gays OR the artist formerly known as Micheal Jackson. qNeWs simply LIKES to at least know which side of the fence our western heros are coming from. Little Joe, Hoss, Adam and Ben. The Cartwrights.
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Funny story: Hitler Pornography Stash Hoax

Hitler Pornography Stash Hoax

British scientists were left red-faced yesterday after extensive tests proved the infamous Hitler Porn Stash is a fake!...
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Funny story: Garfield Comic Strip Causes Chaos

Garfield Comic Strip Causes Chaos

Several newspapers have been burned to the ground in the past few days. That is, the buildings where the newspapers are published - not the actual papers. Although, presumably, some papers did get burned in the process. Anyway, the culprits behind...
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Funny story: Yogurt Cultures Unite Against Whole Foods Lobster Ban

Yogurt Cultures Unite Against Whole Foods Lobster Ban

Downhome, TX - Fearing that the recent ban by Whole Foods on live lobsters could lead to a broader ban on other living foods, the yogurt cultures in Texas formed a marketing coalition to get the message out that they actually want people to eat them.
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Funny story: Britney Spears Pregnant Again

Britney Spears Pregnant Again

Britney Spears, former pop queen and media personality, has announced that she is expecting another child (her fifth in the last two years). The musician/actress and her husband, Kevin Federline, are reported to be excited by the news.
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Funny story: Porn Company "Girls Gone Wild" Producer Claims to have Learned a Lesson from Sentence

Porn Company "Girls Gone Wild" Producer Claims to have Learned a Lesson from Sentence

The producer and production company of the popular "Girls Gone Wild" video series claim to have learned their lesson after a recent court sentence. A Florida court fined Joe Francis and Mantra Films $1.6 million dollars after it was learned that at...
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Funny story: Ford Announces Water-Powered Automobile

Ford Announces Water-Powered Automobile

DETROIT, Mich.. -- The Ford Motor Company, in conjunction with Hydrolytics, Inc., announced today that they have produced, in a unprecedented engineering feat, a water-powered car that could end America's dependence on foreign petroleum for vehic...
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Funny story: Time Travelling Medieval Peasant Farmer Doesn't Find Internet Slow At All

Time Travelling Medieval Peasant Farmer Doesn't Find Internet Slow At All

"I can't believe you find this slow", was the bemused interjection of William Mariner, a time travelling medieval peasant farmer, upon witnessing the information super-highway or "internet" for the first time.
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Funny story: Penguin Suicide At An All Time High

Penguin Suicide At An All Time High

A Report From Edward R Morrow...
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Funny story: Snow White charged in "Dumpty" murder

Snow White charged in "Dumpty" murder

Never, Never Land - Snow White, legendary storybook character, was indicted today on first-degree murder charges. The victim named in the case was another popular story character, Humpty Dumpty. Detectives opened the cold case, after advances in fo...
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Funny story: Naked Paris Hilton Goes Seal Clubbing As Thousands Cheer

Naked Paris Hilton Goes Seal Clubbing As Thousands Cheer

JUAN DE BUTTOFUCCO, WA - Celebrity socialite Naked Paris Hilton opened ESPN's first season of live, televised seal clubbing today, taking a sea lion pup by the flipper and dragging it onto the dance floor of "Thunder Clap," the most &qu...
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Funny story: Celebrity Sex Tapes and Taboos

Celebrity Sex Tapes and Taboos

A recent study on sexuality and exhibitionism has revealed teens and actresses are significantly less inhibited than just 10 years ago.
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Funny story: Calvin and Hobbes Come Out of the Closet

Calvin and Hobbes Come Out of the Closet

For years millions have marveled at the the eerily "close" relationship between adorable little Calvin and his lovable make believe tiger Hobbes. Now, according to "J" magazine readers can finally learn just how "close"...
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Funny story: Illegal Immigration Solution Borders on Genius

Illegal Immigration Solution Borders on Genius

EL PASO, TX (UPI)-U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officials are finalizing plans for a new strategy aimed at resolving the out-of-control illegal immigration dilemma plaguing America's workforce, economy and way of life.
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Funny story: Nursery Rhyme Characters Follow Dumpty

Nursery Rhyme Characters Follow Dumpty

Many popular nursery rhyme characters are making millions of pounds from court cases, following the success of Humpty Dumpty's court case supported by the National Accident Helpline.
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Funny story: Witnesses: Saddam Hussein Was Hung Three Times

Witnesses: Saddam Hussein Was Hung Three Times

Most witnesses at Saddam Hussein's execution were ushered OUT of the gallows prior to his outraged Iraqi judge hauling Hussein's lifeless body back up to the scaffold, tightening a noose around his neck and RE-hanging the already belated dict...
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