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Thursday, 3 April 2008

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Nigella's breasts on show just wishful thinking from male population

Nigella Lawson, voluptuous cook, has declared that she is to put her breasts on the web for absolutely no charge - and she particularly hopes that men will take up the offer.

Sadly, we are not talking about the curvy culinary vixen's ample bosom. She is referring to her new recipe, on the cooking section of the BBC website, for chicken in spicy paprika sauce which she believes is so easy that even her many adoring male fans could make it.

"I think the recipe has everything a man could want - it's got beautiful breasts, it's hot and easy." Nigella told Playboy TV from her bedroom

She then smiled coquettishly at the cameras and added: "Maybe I should do a recipe for chicken jerk."

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