There were 19,507 spoof news stories published in 2010. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to browse the spoof news archives.

Funny story: Mr. Spock Says Star Trek Cast 'Always Stoned'

Mr. Spock Says Star Trek Cast 'Always Stoned'

Hollywood, CA-- Leonard Nimoy, better known as Mr. Spock, confessed today the entire Star Trek cast "was stoned out of their minds" during filming. Mr. Nimoy claimed the legendary show was nicknamed 'Bong Trek', because everyone was constantly smoki...
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Funny story: Three Reported Missing After Animal Rights Activists Take "War on Leather" to Motorcycle Gang Rally.

Three Reported Missing After Animal Rights Activists Take "War on Leather" to Motorcycle Gang Rally.

Johnstown, PA: Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weeke...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole and Cher Lloyd in naked mud wrestling showdown

Cheryl Cole and Cher Lloyd in naked mud wrestling showdown

X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole and wannabe Cheryl Cole and notorious bully in the Malvern area, Cher Lloyd are set to go head to head in a live mud wrestling extravaganza to find out just who is the hardest bitch on prime time Saturday evening television...
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Funny story: Vuvuzela Stuck In Man's Arse

Vuvuzela Stuck In Man's Arse

Medical staff have told how a man was admitted to a Johannesburg hospital this morning with a vuvuzela protruding out of his arse. The local man, who had been blowing his 'horn' at the South Africa v. Uruguay game, had, apparently, been attacked b...
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Funny story: The Snapshots of Miley Cyrus' Vagina Clearly Show She "Can't Be Tamed"

The Snapshots of Miley Cyrus' Vagina Clearly Show She "Can't Be Tamed"

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Miley Cyrus was back at her mansion high in the Hollywood Hills still fuming from the explicit snatchshots that were posted by the blogger to the stars Perez Hilton. Hilton defended the photos saying that (1) Cyrus is a big girl...
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Funny story: Louise Minchin of "The One Show" Told To Cover Up Her 'Boobies'

Louise Minchin of "The One Show" Told To Cover Up Her 'Boobies'

LONDON - The One Shows Louise Minchin was all set to go on the air when a producer noticed that the blue dress she was wearing was revealing a little bit more cleavage than most viewers (non-males) would find acceptable. Minchin was told to go bac...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Accidentally Shows Off Thong At Basketball Practice

Miley Cyrus Accidentally Shows Off Thong At Basketball Practice

A friend and a former teacher of Miley Cyrus when she was in the ninth grade revealed to one of our reporters that Miley had once "accidentally" exposed herself, wearing a thong in front of the high school basketball hunks. "Mylie only attended th...
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Funny story: New York Nuns Not Happy About Car Getting Towed

New York Nuns Not Happy About Car Getting Towed

A court case jury were today played the controversial tape of a conversation between a group of Nuns and a New York towing company. The case has been brought against NY Auto Removal by the Sisters of Unconditional Love alleging that their car was removed illegally. The Nuns claim that they left their Hyundai outside a bar on a quiet Eastchester side street for a few minutes, and when they c...
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Funny story: Kelly Clarkson Defends Her Weight Gain - It's No Problem, I'll Just Wear Black

Kelly Clarkson Defends Her Weight Gain - It's No Problem, I'll Just Wear Black

NATCHEZ, Mississippi - Kelly Clarkson, who was the very first American Idol winner, was in Natchez performing at a concert in The When Dem Cotton Balls Get Rotten Convention Center. And as always the gal from Texas put on quite a performance. She...
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Funny story: 'Killer Comet' tracking telescope destroyed

'Killer Comet' tracking telescope destroyed

A new telescope facility in Hawaii designed to search for asteroids and comets which could threaten Earth has been destroyed in a freak accident. The Pan-STARRS 1 telescope was built primarily to map large portions of the sky each night to track...
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Funny story: Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens Get Matching Intimate Tattoos

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens Get Matching Intimate Tattoos

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Zac Efron and his girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens at first denied the rumor about them having matching tattoos, but both have since admitted that the tattoo rumor is actually true. Zac said that the reason that he denied it at first wa...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Meat dress now available at your local butchers

Lady Gaga Meat dress now available at your local butchers

Lady Gaga, who got a roasting recently for wearing a meat bikini on the cover of Vogue, also wore a raw meat dress at a music awards ceremony. According to one source, the thinking is, if they got that upset and it caused that much news just for...
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Funny story: More Naughty Nude Kate Middleton Photos Surface

More Naughty Nude Kate Middleton Photos Surface

"These are at a party", we were told. "That's our Kate hanging naked upside down by her toes from the chandelier! See the birthmark?" Yes we did but who said she had a birth mark? The West Coast Post decided to buy them anyway but we won't publ...
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Funny story: Pixie Lott Photoshopped Nude Calendar Sales Rise Following X-Factor Appearance

Pixie Lott Photoshopped Nude Calendar Sales Rise Following X-Factor Appearance

Following Pixie Lott's appearance as a guest X-Factor judge, sales of photoshopped and completely faked nude calendar shots of the singer have soared at the sole outlet, Ali Bullo's kebab van in Basingstoke. Ali Bullo would like us to point out th...
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Funny story: Taylor Lautner to Taylor Swift: "Put out or get out!"

Taylor Lautner to Taylor Swift: "Put out or get out!"

ROANOKE, VA (ABSNN) -- Monsignor Francois Dubois, S.J. admitted that he was involved in "couple's intervention" with the two Taylors, Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift. "I am just assisting the youngster in probing the true depths of their budding r...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift to Taylor Lautner: "I've seen bigger on a three-month old!"

Taylor Swift to Taylor Lautner: "I've seen bigger on a three-month old!"

NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) -- What was to be a fantasy come true, two Taylors in one bed, making hot, sweaty sex (and for one, the first time) became a bitter, howling fist fight that landed both stars in the NYC pokey! Things began well enough, said s...
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Funny story: Chile Miner Site to be turned into Theme Park

Chile Miner Site to be turned into Theme Park

The President of Chile Uno Gomez has announced the mining disaster site will be preserved as a theme park for tourists to discover 'the spirit of Chile' Once the miners have been rescued, Sidney World Entertainment Co. (Chile) will move in and com...
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Funny story: The Beautiful Lusciously Sexy Russian Spy Anna Chapman To Showcase Her "Undercover Vagina" in PlayGuy Magazine"

The Beautiful Lusciously Sexy Russian Spy Anna Chapman To Showcase Her "Undercover Vagina" in PlayGuy Magazine"

BROOKLYN - Russian spy Anna Chapman was having dinner in Brooklyn's famous Hey Youse Restaurant when she was asked about the rumor going around that she had been asked to appear in a nude layout for PlayGuy Magazine. Chapman, winked and pointed ou...
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Funny story: Naked mystery man in Julia Alexandratou sex tape 'definitely not Nadal' - report

Naked mystery man in Julia Alexandratou sex tape 'definitely not Nadal' - report

Athens - (Copycat Mess): International singing star Shakira can breathe a huge sigh of relief. The gorgeous, tanned, naked hunk in Greek pop star's Julia Alexandratou' whirlpool bath video 'definitely isn't Rafael Nadal' according to music industr...
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Funny story: Naked Nude Celebrity Topless Penis Vagina Picture Calendar Sales In Decline

Naked Nude Celebrity Topless Penis Vagina Picture Calendar Sales In Decline

Media mogul and market trader cum kebab and pizza shop entrepreneur, Ali Bullo, today complained that sales of nude celebrity calendar pics and posters are in sharp decline, principally because of overexposure on a satirical website, which we can't n...
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Funny story: "Cher Lloyd Was A Rat-Faced Pikey Bully At School" Claims Schoolmate

"Cher Lloyd Was A Rat-Faced Pikey Bully At School" Claims Schoolmate

Fragile X-Factor wannabe from Malvern, Cher Lloyd was described by an ex schoolfriend as being a rat-faced pikey bully girl last night. Glenda Sloot, 17, also from Malvern described how the vulnerable looking singer was a nightmare at school. "...
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Funny story: Coronation Street's Sophie Webster and Sian Powers Share An On-Screen "Kiss"

Coronation Street's Sophie Webster and Sian Powers Share An On-Screen "Kiss"

LONDON - Well finally, the much anticipated Coronation Street 'Kiss' between Sophie and Sian has been filmed and will air on April 11. Sophie and Sian share an on screen kiss that will cause a lot of Coronation Street viewers to go "Blimey!" "Wodt...
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Funny story: Jessica Rowling Arantes: Mum's paranoia about my Portuguese relatives!

Jessica Rowling Arantes: Mum's paranoia about my Portuguese relatives!

Portimao - (Slitherin): JK Rowling's raven-haired, doe-eyed sixteen year-old daughter has lashed out at her Mum's legendary control freakery. Jessica Rowling Arantes, holidaying with her father Jorge's family in the Algarve, says her Pa is skint a...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus's Under Age Vagina Flash, A Total Hoax?

Miley Cyrus's Under Age Vagina Flash, A Total Hoax?

Informants inside the Miley Cyrus camp have come forward to expose a hoax perpetrated on the American and world wide fans of the popular singer/actress Miley Cyrus. It appears the entertainer has had an on going grudge against celebrity blogger Pe...
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Funny story: X-Factor Katie Waissel Nude Sex Video Inevitable Says Buffty Ginslinger

X-Factor Katie Waissel Nude Sex Video Inevitable Says Buffty Ginslinger

From Storm Brewing In Teacup Inc - in association with Skoob Entertainment News (SEN) News that there exists a 'naughty' DVD of X-Factor contestant and Madonna wannabe Katie Waissel may have had the nation choking on its porridge this morning as t...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell's Ex-Girlfriend Pixie Lott Has Nude Photos of Him She Wants To Sell Him

Simon Cowell's Ex-Girlfriend Pixie Lott Has Nude Photos of Him She Wants To Sell Him

LONDON - Last summer Simon Cowell and singer Pixie Lott were quite an item. Cowell and Lott were both virtually inseparable even though there was a 30 year age difference between them. Lott and Cowell did have similar interests. Pixie liked to wea...
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Funny story: Sonia Wild: naked Ashley Cole pics 'looked so gay'

Sonia Wild: naked Ashley Cole pics 'looked so gay'

London - (Naked Ass Mess): "I mean, what kinda straight guy has a Brazilian if he can help it?" luscious 28 year-old glamour model Sonia Wild said today. "Sure, he looks cute - in a Freddie Mercury kinda way," Wild added, "but guys don't get waxed...
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Funny story: John James , Josie split over JLS contraception clash

John James , Josie split over JLS contraception clash

Today, the world went into mass depression at the news of a horrendous, dark break-up between Big Brother lovers John James Parton and Josie Gibson. The split, which has been described as 'devastating' and 'heartbreaking', was caused by an argumen...
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Funny story: Ape research points way to origin of religion

Ape research points way to origin of religion

Controversial research published in New Scientist, demonstrating that apes suffer self-doubt, has given scientists an important clue into how religion may have originated in our early hominid ancestors. In the research, apes first watched a human...
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Funny story: US teenagers too 'fat to fight'

US teenagers too 'fat to fight'

Two retired generals, John Shalikashvili and Hugh Shelton, have said that overweight American teenagers are the greatest threat to the nation's future security. "Some of our kids are so fat their only military use would be as something to roll dow...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato Watch South Africa and Mexico Tie 1-1 In The World Cup Opener

Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato Watch South Africa and Mexico Tie 1-1 In The World Cup Opener

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - American teen queens Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato flew into Johannesburg's Tarzan and Jane National Airport to catch the opening game of the 2010 FIFA World Cup Finals. The three celebrities sat in The St...
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Funny story: A Welshman's Guide to Welsh Slang

A Welshman's Guide to Welsh Slang

In Wales, you'll need about 15 words to get by. Many are slang. Here's just a few you can use to successfully blend in. Why not buy a Welsh flag and a T-shirt with Cymru imprinted on it? 1) Poppity ping: use this one at McDonalds if your sandwich ever gets cold. Slang for microwave "Can I put the sandwich in the poppity ping?" 2) Boyo: Use this one if you want to express feelings of imme...
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Funny story: Paul Gascoigne helping search for Raoul Moat

Paul Gascoigne helping search for Raoul Moat

Police have revealed that as the search for Raoul Moat has entered it's 6th day, the nearby search for Paul Gascoigne is entering it's second week. "We need to speak to Mr Gascoigne urgently about the disappearance of a distillery in Blyth and the...
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Funny story: Taylor Lautner and Ex-Girlfriend Taylor Swift To Film A Condom Commercial

Taylor Lautner and Ex-Girlfriend Taylor Swift To Film A Condom Commercial

HOLLYWOOD - One of the stars of The Twilight Saga: New Moon, Taylor Lautner has agreed to film a public service condom commercial with his ex-girlfriend country singer Taylor Swift. Both Taylor's agreed to do the commercial, which is entirely sanc...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Tells Kristen Steward About Date With Ashley Greene

Robert Pattinson Tells Kristen Steward About Date With Ashley Greene

"He sure hasn't been himself", stated one guy who has been a sort of unofficial bodyguard since Pattinson was almost ran over by a taxi in New york about a year ago. "He perked up when the Eclipse Movie thing was going on but he kept looking at As...
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Funny story: Vatican memo leak causes more problems for 'God's Rottweiler'

Vatican memo leak causes more problems for 'God's Rottweiler'

The Catholic church has once again found itself embroiled in scandal after a memo issued by the Vatican was leaked on the Internet. The memo was issued within hours of the tragic air crash in Smolensk which killed many senior Polish government, milit...
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Funny story: USA Female submariners okay - Feminists angry

USA Female submariners okay - Feminists angry

Newly released plans to allow women to serve on board US submarines has produced outrage amongst feminist groups. "While we agree that in general this is a good move, we are appalled at some of the overtly sexist suggestions that have been made by...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift: My Breasts Are Larger Than Those Of Kristen Stewart!

Taylor Swift: My Breasts Are Larger Than Those Of Kristen Stewart!

After being kidded about her small breasts by stand-up comedians for over two years now, a frustrated Taylor Swift suddenly stated that she is larger than Kristen Stewart! Hearing this, actress Kristen Stewart told reporters "How does she know? Sh...
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Funny story: Katherine Jenkins Naked - No Chance

Katherine Jenkins Naked - No Chance

Anyone hoping to log on to naked photographs of Welsh diva Katherine Jenkins is going to have to spend an awful long time on line, only to be disappointed because no such pictures actually exist - at least not in the public domain - as we can exclusi...
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Funny story: Stacey Solomon Shows Off Her Camel Toe On Aussie Beach

Stacey Solomon Shows Off Her Camel Toe On Aussie Beach

Kooky former X-Factor contestant Stacey Solomon was warming up nicely for her upcoming appearance on 'I'm A Celebrity - Get Me Out Of Here' on an Australian beach. Posing for photographers in a metallic finish Khaki bikini yesterday, Stacey indeed...
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Funny story: Vanessa Perroncel - Come In Number Five

Vanessa Perroncel - Come In Number Five

It appears that Vanessa Perroncel, the French lingerie model and official bedwarmer to the Chelsea football fraternity has been quite a naughty little minx who has been flashing her je ne sais pas at no less than five Chelsea footballers. Which is...
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Funny story: Ines Sainz Agrees To Appear Nude In PlayGuy Magazine

Ines Sainz Agrees To Appear Nude In PlayGuy Magazine

CHICAGO - Ines Sainz, a sports reporter for Azteca TV from Mexico, has caused quite a controversy since she appeared in the locker room of the NFL New York Jets. Sainz, who wears her jeans tighter than possibly any woman in the history of jean wea...
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Funny story: Wikileaks To Release UFO Secret

Wikileaks To Release UFO Secret

Stockholm, Sweden-- Wikileaks plans to release the most stunning secret of all, at a news conference tomorrow. Wikileaks will release a UFO secret so incredible, it will shock the world. Major rioting is expected, and world leaders have been notifi...
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Funny story: Infant Arrested For Terrorism At Airport, Sent To Gitmo

Infant Arrested For Terrorism At Airport, Sent To Gitmo

New York, NY-- A three-week old infant was arrested by TSA workers today on suspicion of terrorism. The airport security workers said the infant was murmuring strange words as he tried to board a plane to Mexico with his parents. The parents were a...
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Funny story: 'Miley Cyrus Vagina Now More Popular Than Britney Spears Vagina' Story Now EXTREMELY Popular

'Miley Cyrus Vagina Now More Popular Than Britney Spears Vagina' Story Now EXTREMELY Popular

A story published on TheSpoof.com more than eighteen months ago has proved to be the most successful piece of cliterature one of the site's writers has ever written, it's been claimed. The story 'Miley Cyrus Vagina Now More Popular Than Britney Sp...
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Funny story: Katy Perry gets cold feet

Katy Perry gets cold feet

Singer Katy Perry - soon to be wed to long haired television personality Russell Brand has reportedly told how she has started to get cold feet. VERY cold feet. An inside source says that now the wedding is getting closer, Katy has been putting m...
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Funny story: Jerry Seinfeld's New Show "Marriage Ref" Cancelled After Only One Week

Jerry Seinfeld's New Show "Marriage Ref" Cancelled After Only One Week

LOS ANGELES - The curse of the Jerry Seinfeld cast continues as Mr. Seinfeld's latest offering The Marriage Ref has been penalized for unsportsmanlike conduct, intentional grounding, encroachment, and failure to be funny. The network of the peacoc...
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Funny story: Sharapova scorn at semi-nude Shakira/Nadal video

Sharapova scorn at semi-nude Shakira/Nadal video

Blushing Meadows - (Hawkeye): Just weeks after revealing to Spoof reporter queen mudder her nocturnal torment at the imaginary hands of grand slam ace Rafael Nadal, the Russian tennis star has spoken about her contempt at his steamy video with blond...
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Funny story: Are Nina Dobrev & Ian Somerhalder Planning A Wedding?

Are Nina Dobrev & Ian Somerhalder Planning A Wedding?

With Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart hogging up all the Vampire pairings there are still other vamps on the loose that make a very interesting couple. Only rumored to be dating at first, many of their fans were blown away when a source told s...
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Funny story: Cock-Sucking Good For Men's Health - Report

Cock-Sucking Good For Men's Health - Report

Sucking a man's penis can be extremely good for his health, claims a report published on a railway station bog wall this week. The report, found in the end cubicle of the Gents' toilets in the railway station at Stockport, near Manchester, claims...
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Funny story: Mary Byrne And Cher Lloyd Deny Nude X-Factor Lesbian Romp With Katie Waissel

Mary Byrne And Cher Lloyd Deny Nude X-Factor Lesbian Romp With Katie Waissel

Hot on the heels of rumours that X-Factor wannabe, Katie Waissel has been getting down n dirty with fellow contestant Matt Cardle - rumours Matt strenuously denied - insiders say that Cher Lloyd and Mary Byrne have also denied having a nude XXX Rated...
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Funny story: Emma Watson's pussy shot, mistaken for giant rat.

Emma Watson's pussy shot, mistaken for giant rat.

Giant rats - of the kind terrorising an estate in West Yorkshire and Lincoln, have now been found in Oxfordshire. Pest firm Rent-to-kill was called to Oxford after residents complained about a pair of giant rodents stalking the grounds at night, a...
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Funny story: America's Got Talent: Maricar The Sexy Whip-Cracking Dominatrix Is A Big Hit

America's Got Talent: Maricar The Sexy Whip-Cracking Dominatrix Is A Big Hit

LOS ANGELES - Every year on America's Got Talent there is a certain act that really makes the judges sit up and take notice. This year is no exception and the act is Maricar the sexy, whip-cracking dominatrix. The 38-year-old masked beauty certain...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Leave For Vacation In Japan

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Leave For Vacation In Japan

After dodging reporters for several days now, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have told a group of friends to tell everyone they are headed for some 'R & R' in Japan. Alice Johns, part time actress and friend of Stewart, stated that the c...
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Funny story: After Patrick Stewart, James Corden Sets His Sights On Liam Gallagher

After Patrick Stewart, James Corden Sets His Sights On Liam Gallagher

It seems that funny fat bloke out of 'Lesbian Vampire Killers' James Corden, having successfully made Star Trek trooper Patrick Stewart look a bit of a twat, is raising the bar. Apparently he wants to have a go at former Oasis frontman and profess...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift to Get Breast Implants, Says "Nobody Will Dump Me With Big Titties"

Taylor Swift to Get Breast Implants, Says "Nobody Will Dump Me With Big Titties"

A boob job is in the works for country music star and actress Taylor Swift. The six foot tall singer, famous for her big hair and not-so-big rack, said that her lack of breasts are one of the things that led to her recent break up with movie heartth...
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Funny story: Julia Bradbury Nipple Slip Infuriates Spoof Writer As Fact Overtakes Fiction

Julia Bradbury Nipple Slip Infuriates Spoof Writer As Fact Overtakes Fiction

Top BBC totty Julia Bradbury flashed a nipple at an awards ceremony last night, infuriating a writer on satirical news web site TheSpoof in the process. The Countryfile presenter was wearing a slinky, backless black number to the Night Of Heroes A...
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Funny story: Naked holographic Kate & Pippa Middleton pop-up Advent Calendar all the rage for Xmas!

Naked holographic Kate & Pippa Middleton pop-up Advent Calendar all the rage for Xmas!

London - (Reuterus): The Middleton sisters' will launch their titillating nude Advent treat at the Royal Albert Hall this weekend. Advent's meaning of 'the coming' will really burst alive with the bronzed and beautifully Brazilianed gals' naked am...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson: Stage Shocks Made Illegal For Twilight Eclipse

Robert Pattinson: Stage Shocks Made Illegal For Twilight Eclipse

The recently reported "secret" of the actor's surprised, shocked looks in Twilight One & Two has been declared illegal by the Board of Movie Makers, according to star Robert Pattinson. "It has worked great in the first two movies but we'll hav...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Sports First Public Erection, Before, During and After Kim Kardashian Photo Shoot

Justin Bieber Sports First Public Erection, Before, During and After Kim Kardashian Photo Shoot

Dateline HollyWOOD - Jump back Mrs. Robinson, Kim Kardashian is in town. Apparently Justin Beiber was doing a very adult type photo shoot for Elle magazine. Kim Kardashian posed in lingerie with Justin. Justin, being only 16 years old, found it impos...
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Funny story: Selena Gomez Is Absolutely Furious At Madonna's Verbal Attack On Demi Lovato

Selena Gomez Is Absolutely Furious At Madonna's Verbal Attack On Demi Lovato

NEW YORK CITY - Selena Gomez performed a concert before a sell out crowd at Yankee Stadium. The concession stand director stated that they had never ever sold the amount of popcorn, Crackerjacks, and hot dogs that they sold during the two-hour concer...
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Funny story: Joran van der Sloot on Levi Johnston: "I Coulda Been Him!"

Joran van der Sloot on Levi Johnston: "I Coulda Been Him!"

Incarcerated sociopath, con man and accused murderer Joran van der Sloot was said to have gone round the bend today in his Peruvian Jail when he heard that protege and Pen pal Levi Johnston was about to score big with surprise marriage to Bristol P...
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Funny story: IPCC Admits Man-Made Global Warming Hoax!

IPCC Admits Man-Made Global Warming Hoax!

The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change has finally admitted that the whole anthropogenic global warming thing was a hoax, a simple joke designed to cheer up the world, which, it says, has become, "far too serious lately." They apparently hi...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Secretly Dating Taylor Swift

Justin Bieber Secretly Dating Taylor Swift

QUEEN BESS ISLAND, Louisiana - The Ontario, Canada native Justin Bieber was visiting the Bayou State and actually helping out the locals gather up the dreaded, yicky, yucky Louisiana Tar Balls and putting them in tar ball containers. Bieber said t...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristy Stewart Reveal Secret Of The "Twilight" Series

Robert Pattinson, Kristy Stewart Reveal Secret Of The "Twilight" Series

A major secret on the set of the Twilight movies is something most producers and directors may have never tried, according to two of it's star's, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. "If you noticed the shocked expressions on some of our faces it...
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Funny story: Emma Watson & Daniel Radcliffe - Nude Beach & Bubble Bath Pics Not For Publication

Emma Watson & Daniel Radcliffe - Nude Beach & Bubble Bath Pics Not For Publication

Sources today confirmed with a 93% degree of probability that naked shots of Harry Potter stars Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson, on the beach and enjoying a bubble bath do actually exist. Then went on to say that these pictures would never see th...
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Funny story: Jesse James / Kate Gosselin Sex Tape Revealed

Jesse James / Kate Gosselin Sex Tape Revealed

While Sandra Bullock had scoffed at the existence of a sex tape between herself and nearly estranged hubby, Jesse James, one reportedly may exist between the motorcycle bad boy and Kate Gosselin. Kate Gosselin, now infamous for her treatment of fo...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift: Sure I'd Get My Boobs Fixed For Taylor Lautner

Taylor Swift: Sure I'd Get My Boobs Fixed For Taylor Lautner

Mutual friends say that Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner are still seeing each other and are even more serious than a year ago. At the time the two were overwhelmed by the paparazzi and schedules so that they were forced to give it up and get back...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez Make An Interesting Super Bowl Kissing Bet Concerning Demi Lovato

Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez Make An Interesting Super Bowl Kissing Bet Concerning Demi Lovato

LOS ANGELES - Two of America's top female teen heartthrobs have just made an interesting bet regarding the Super Bowl between the Indianapolis Colts and The New Orleans Saints. Miley and Selena, who are both 17, have always been avid football fans...
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Funny story: Jennifer Thompson On Screwing Rooney At The Lowry

Jennifer Thompson On Screwing Rooney At The Lowry

Oh dear, Wayne, we expected better... So said Skoob News Sports correspondent and part time caretaker, Donald Skoob (copyright Monkey Woods) of Salford University near Portsmouth this morning. "Seems like Wazza's graduated from Granny shagging...
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Funny story: Nick Jonas Sends Nude Images to Miley Cyrus?

Nick Jonas Sends Nude Images to Miley Cyrus?

HOLLYWOOD - Nick Jonas, 18, of the brother trio, the Jonas Brothers, has been rumored to have nude pictures which are floating in the internet. Evidences were an Omnipod attached to his side, silver band on the ring finger of the naked teen's left ha...
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Funny story: Steven Gerrard Issues Super Injunction

Steven Gerrard Issues Super Injunction

Lawyers acting for beleaguered love rat Steven Gerrard have this weekend issues a so-called 'super injunction' against all UK newspapers and media outlets. Since The Spoof were not served with said injunction, we can exclusively reveal who has ser...
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Funny story: Is This The End For Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart?

Is This The End For Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart?

After being the subjects of intense scrutiny, massive curiosity and global fascination for months now, media watchers are predicting that the star in Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's firmament is about to go nova and die out in a massive eclips...
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Funny story: Conjoined Twins Marry Conjoined Twins, Having Sex Problems

Conjoined Twins Marry Conjoined Twins, Having Sex Problems

Conjoined twins Berniece and Euniece Watson's recent marriage to conjoined twins, Jack And Goff Spume has gotten off to a rocky start. At least on their wedding night. The fire department had to come and later, the rescue squad, both having it's h...
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Funny story: Brazen Lithuanian squatters occupy another house.

Brazen Lithuanian squatters occupy another house.

In a disturbing new trend, Lithuanian squatters are moving into people's houses while they are out. Having just arrived in the UK and deciding that they can't wait the usual 24 hours to be housed by a local council, the Lithuanians are heading for...
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Funny story: OMG! John James and Josie marriage and quintuplets!

OMG! John James and Josie marriage and quintuplets!

After many minutes and maybe even hours of internet speculation, rumours of an engagement between Big Brother lovers John James Parton and Josie Gibson have finally been confirmed. Insider, Shannon from the John James and Josie thread, tells all i...
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Funny story: Didier Drogba's wife gives birth to a white baby!

Didier Drogba's wife gives birth to a white baby!

Doctor's at the Chelsea & Westminster Hospital were astounded late last night when Alla, the wife of Didier Drogba, gave birth to a white baby boy! Drogba, the Ivory Coast and Chelsea striker, was absolutely overjoyed with the new arrival and...
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Funny story: Jon Gosselin's New Girlfriend Ellen Ross Proclaims - "It's Not The Penis Size That Counts, It's The Penis Size"

Jon Gosselin's New Girlfriend Ellen Ross Proclaims - "It's Not The Penis Size That Counts, It's The Penis Size"

READING, Pennsylvania - Well, well, well. It appears that Jon "Little Jon" Gosselin has found himself a brand new girlfriend. She is 23-year-old Harrisburg native Ellen Ross. Ross says that she likes Jon because he looks just like an oriental Brad...
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Funny story: Breakfast Presenter Susanna Reid Criticized For Showing Off Her Puppies

Breakfast Presenter Susanna Reid Criticized For Showing Off Her Puppies

LONDON - Breakfast presenter Susanna Reid has received quite a bit of criticism for showing a little too much of her puppies during an interview. Reid was interviewing actor Hugh Grant in a rather low-cut mossy green dress. She asked Grant what he...
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Funny story: Vanessa Perroncel = Porn Ass Relevance Says Mrs John Terry

Vanessa Perroncel = Porn Ass Relevance Says Mrs John Terry

London - (Offside Rule): Toni Poole has hit out at the sordid sex revelations about her lying, cheating footballer husband John Terry and French actress Vanessa Perroncel. The England captain's wife said she'd consulted a medium about her marriage...
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Funny story: Matt Cardle Not Gay! Shock Christmas Announcement!

Matt Cardle Not Gay! Shock Christmas Announcement!

This year's X-Factor winner, Matt Cardle, has shocked the music industry by announcing in his new book that he is not at all gay, and that he likes doing press-ups with ladies, as opposed to pumping iron. Essex lad and former painter and decorator...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Consults Dolly Parton Over Small Boobs

Taylor Swift Consults Dolly Parton Over Small Boobs

Taylor Swift, who has been more than a little concerned about her boobs, or lack of boobs, lately has asked the Boob Lady herself, Dolly Parton for advice. The two met backstage at the Country Music Awards this week and when Taylor saw Dolly, she...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber's voice breaks

Justin Bieber's voice breaks

This is a day that many innocent people of the world have been waiting for. God has finally seen it in his heart to have mercy upon our poor souls. Justin Drew Bieber, 16, of Ontario, Canada has finally had his voice broken. His reign of terror c...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Tells Church Pastor Her Boobs Are Too Small!

Taylor Swift Tells Church Pastor Her Boobs Are Too Small!

A story going around Nashville, Tennessee is that the popular singer Taylor Swift has informed her pastor all her concerns about her boobs being too small. A source told us that Swift has been self-conscious about her small boobs so she decided to...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Is A Little Bit Pregnant?!

Miley Cyrus Is A Little Bit Pregnant?!

After being accused of being pregnant half a dozen times in the past, it may finally be true, as Miley Cyrus apparently told reporters at her house this morning. Since this reporter has been banned by the Cyrus family after our mistaken 'cannibal...
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Funny story: Olsen Twins Paid $1.33 Million Not to Pose for Playboy

Olsen Twins Paid $1.33 Million Not to Pose for Playboy

Hugh Hefner, owner of the Playboy empire, has often used his considerable checkbook to ensure only the hottest women make it into his celebrated titty magazine. This time, however, Hefner has gone a different route, paying skankadelic twins Mary-K...
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Funny story: Big Brother Couple Release Sex Tape!!

Big Brother Couple Release Sex Tape!!

Big Brother fans are today preparing to queue up from midnight in order to get their hands on the latest release. In order to continue sharing their love with the viewing public, John James Parton and Josie Gibson decided to record their first int...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson Still Alive? Retired Police Coroner Still Says "That Was Not Michael Jackson!"

Michael Jackson Still Alive? Retired Police Coroner Still Says "That Was Not Michael Jackson!"

In a new book scheduled for release this November, a police coroner is going to make his case that the body he examined was not that of Michael Jackson, unless there were two. Doctor John Holcom once again is telling people his lab results. He...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Admits He Has A Crush On Jasmine Villegas

Justin Bieber Admits He Has A Crush On Jasmine Villegas

WINNIPEG - Justin Bieber just opened his Justin Bieber Criss Crosses North America By Bus Tour in Winnipeg's Icy Arena. Bieber stated that he was thrilled to have Jasmine Villegas as his opening act. When asked if the rumors of his having a crush...
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Funny story: Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens To Star In "High School Musical 4 - The Baby Bump Years"

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens To Star In "High School Musical 4 - The Baby Bump Years"

HOLLYWOOD - Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have just confirmed that they have agreed to star in the fourth installment of the High School Musical series. High School Musical 4 - The Baby Bump Years follows Troy Bolton and Gabriella Montez after the...
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Funny story: 'Quiz-Rage' drinker lashes out at Stephen Fry

'Quiz-Rage' drinker lashes out at Stephen Fry

A teacher banned for life from his local after a sedate Pub Quiz evening ended in violence, says it is 'bloody Stephen Fry's fault.' Ardent quizzer Eamon O'Bohan, 52 was taking part in the weekly quiz at North Finchley's 'Elephant & Trumpet' p...
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Funny story: Van der Sloot Escape Foiled When Plans for Transfer to Maternity Ward Axed by Gynecologist!

Van der Sloot Escape Foiled When Plans for Transfer to Maternity Ward Axed by Gynecologist!

Peruvian Prison Officials narrowly averted public embarrassment after an elaborate scheme by Joran van der Sloot to escape confinement was revealed after a routine pregnancy test on the detained serial killer. It is widely known in the Peruvian Ja...
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Funny story: Synonyms For Masturbation For Women

Synonyms For Masturbation For Women

Applying nail polish remover Auditioning the finger puppets Brushing your afro Buttering your bagel Checking for squirrels Checking the foxhole Checking the oil Checking the status of the I/O port Cleaning my fur coat Coaxing the genie out of the magic lamp Defrosting the freezer Dialling the rotary phone Diggin' the stench trench Digging for my keys Doing...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Furious At Nude Lesbian Barbie Calendar

Kristen Stewart Furious At Nude Lesbian Barbie Calendar

A controversial Nude Lesbian Barbie Calendar created by an Argentine artist duo has fired the ire of Twilight starlet Kristen Stewart, writes Val Cano, Prepostorous Recycling For Cash Correspondent. Kristen's ire was fired in England, where she ha...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton's Nude Calendar Destined To Be One Of 2011's Top Sellers

Kate Middleton's Nude Calendar Destined To Be One Of 2011's Top Sellers

LONDON - England's Bloomin' British Babes Calendar Company has just announced that they will be putting out a nude 2011 calendar featuring none other than Kate Middleton, the soon-to-be-wife of Prince William. Company spokesperson Byron Thameswate...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Eating Potato Skins For Bigger Boobs!

Taylor Swift Eating Potato Skins For Bigger Boobs!

Hoping that Dolly Parton knows what she is talking about, singer Taylor Swift has gone on a Potato Skin Diet to try to enlarge her boobs the natural way. "Dolly told me she grew up on loving potato skins where most of her siblings wanted the cente...
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Funny story: Dancing On Ice: Christopher Dean Chilling With Karen Barber

Dancing On Ice: Christopher Dean Chilling With Karen Barber

LONDON - Christopher Dean of Dancing On Ice fame has reportedly separated from his wife and has been seen doing the 'kissy-kissy' with Karen Barber, Dancing On Ice judge who is rather on the married side. The Nottinghamshire ice skater Dean is one...
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Funny story: Call of Duty - Black Ops; Cheat Codes Revealed

Call of Duty - Black Ops; Cheat Codes Revealed

The long awaited sequel to the wildly successful combat game is set to hit store shelves next week, though insiders across the gaming community were shocked to hear that cheat codes for expanded weapons were made available today. Insiders to the C...
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Funny story: Dallas Cheerleaders Will Now Be Wearing Bikini Thongs Instead of Short Shorts

Dallas Cheerleaders Will Now Be Wearing Bikini Thongs Instead of Short Shorts

DALLAS - It has been announced that due to the thousands of emails, text messages, and phone calls that he has been receiving lately, a top football team decided to drop the cheerleaders standard white short shorts and replace them with white bikini...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber 'Upset' As Kim Kardashian Nude Photo Shoot Pics Resurface

Justin Bieber 'Upset' As Kim Kardashian Nude Photo Shoot Pics Resurface

It wasn't only Kim Kardashian who was unhappy that a nude photo spread she did for Playbog Magazine back in 2006 had resurfaced and was being splashed all over the internet. Apparently Justin Bieber was a bit miffed too, because Kim is his friend,...
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