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Thursday, 10 July 2008

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Lose the fabric, girls!

The Dallas Cowboys kick off the new season at Cleveland on September 7th with a brand new secret weapon in their artillery - naked Cheerleaders.

The Cowboys will unveil the eyecatching lovelies in a bid to distract the Browns from their task in order to get off to a winning start in the NFC East. Then, in the Monday night game against Philadelphia at Texas Stadium on the 15th, the girls will perform a simulated sex scene during half-time.

It's an exciting new approach from the forward-thinking Cowboys, and sure to be copied throught the NFL, except in San Francisco, where naked men may be used to pacify the local gay community.

Two 18-year-old cheerleaders Brooke Fadgerson and Justine 'Babe' McShagg were excited. Said Justine:

"I'm excited! All the girls are! It'll be awesome! I hope it rains!"

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