The Dallas Cowboys kick off the new season at Cleveland on September 7th with a brand new secret weapon in their artillery - naked Cheerleaders.
The Cowboys will unveil the eyecatching lovelies in a bid to distract the Browns from their task in order to get off to a winning start in the NFC East. Then, in the Monday night game against Philadelphia at Texas Stadium on the 15th, the girls will perform a simulated sex scene during half-time.
It's an exciting new approach from the forward-thinking Cowboys, and sure to be copied throught the NFL, except in San Francisco, where naked men may be used to pacify the local gay community.
Two 18-year-old cheerleaders Brooke Fadgerson and Justine 'Babe' McShagg were excited. Said Justine:
"I'm excited! All the girls are! It'll be awesome! I hope it rains!"