There were 5,694 spoof news stories published in 2013. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to browse the spoof news archives.

Funny story: Chicharito Says He'll Probably Give Up Soccer and Move To America If His Girlfriend Cheryl Cole Gets The X-Factor Job

Chicharito Says He'll Probably Give Up Soccer and Move To America If His Girlfriend Cheryl Cole Gets The X-Factor Job

LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole has made it perfectly clear that her number one priority right now is to do whatever it takes to get that coveted judge's slot on Simon Cowell's X-Factor. Cheryl has said that she has never been happier than she is now th...
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Funny story: The Women of Duck Dynasty To Appear In A Nude Calendar

The Women of Duck Dynasty To Appear In A Nude Calendar

CHICAGO - Mrs. Phil Robertson AKA Miss Kay has just announced that Willie's wife Korie and Jase's wife Missy have agreed to appear in a 2014 calendar to be named The Women of Duck Dynasty. Kay said that Jeptha's wife Jessica, who is a model, will...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Says She's Never Ever Gonna Stop Writing Songs About Her Ex-Boyfriends

Taylor Swift Says She's Never Ever Gonna Stop Writing Songs About Her Ex-Boyfriends

BOISE, Idaho - Taylor Swift was a big hit with the concert goers at her latest performance which took place in The Mashed Potatoes Arena in Boise. The young 23-year-old country singer performed six encores and told the crowd that she thanked them...
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Funny story: Roman Abramovich 'too broke' to afford spectacular $143million Francis Bacon triptych

Roman Abramovich 'too broke' to afford spectacular $143million Francis Bacon triptych

New York - Big Apple auctioneers were tutting with disbelief tonight at a Brit tabloid's best guess naming Russian mobster Roman Abramovich as the new owner of the $143million Francis Bacon triptych entitled 'Three Studies of Lucian Fraud'. The 19...
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Funny story: LeBron James of The Miami Heat Responds To The Gay Rumors

LeBron James of The Miami Heat Responds To The Gay Rumors

MIAMI - LeBron James was asked about the recent gay rumors that have just surfaced regarding him. He explained to Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine that he and his fiancée were both shocked beyond belief when the rumor first surfaced...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Promises Blake Griffin He'll Get Out of The Fast Lane

Justin Bieber Promises Blake Griffin He'll Get Out of The Fast Lane

VENICE BEACH - Justin Bieber was recently seen shopping for a Blake Griffin, Los Angeles Clippers Jersey at Seashell Sal's Sporting Stuff Shop. Bieber has been a fan of the 6-foot-10-inch NBA player ever since he heard him mention on The View that...
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Funny story: New Gun Control Ideas Are 'Run Up the Flagpole'

New Gun Control Ideas Are 'Run Up the Flagpole'

Washington DC -- The presidential task force to control gun violence is floating several ideas through the national media to get public reaction before it releases its final report. Panel head Vice President Joe Biden put it this way: "Before we g...
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Funny story: A List of Celebrities Who Have Already Broken Their 2013 New Year's Resolutions

A List of Celebrities Who Have Already Broken Their 2013 New Year's Resolutions

Noted author Edgar Allan Poe once said that rules are made to be broken. And he should know since he had a history of breaking all kinds of rules, regulations, guidelines, and basic metaphorical musings. Poe, whose real name was Bernardo Chang Poetic, once told a reporter with the Milwaukee Morning Mentioner, that he loved the word photosynthesis, and he tried to incorporate it into everything...
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Funny story: New York Bookstore Angers Christians By Placing Bible In Fiction Department

New York Bookstore Angers Christians By Placing Bible In Fiction Department

A New York bookstore owner has angered customers by placing top selling book 'The Bible' in the fiction section of his store. Simon Hargreaves, 45, claims that the placement of the book in the fiction department was a mistake and has apologized to...
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Funny story: A List of Some License Plate Slogans For 2013

A List of Some License Plate Slogans For 2013

The United States Commission on State License Plate Slogan Approval has just announced a list of ten brand new automotive license plate slogans for 2013. Winnie Leona "Tags" Tagliobissi, the commission's executive director, informed the news media that, unlike previous years, none of the submitted slogans were rejected due to either vulgarity, racism, use of foreign words, or improper grammar.
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Funny story: Nebraska Groups Move To Ban Internet Porn

Nebraska Groups Move To Ban Internet Porn

LINCOLN, Nebraska - There is presently a movement in the state of Nebraska to prevent the state's residents from viewing porn on the thousands and thousands of Internet porn sites. Several groups are advocating the banning of these vulgarian sites...
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Funny story: The List of 10 Rejected Country Music Band Names

The List of 10 Rejected Country Music Band Names

Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine's Buck Yazoo stated that the world of country music has always been known for having colorfully traditional band names. He pointed out that some of these band names include Rascal Flatts, The Pirates of The Mississippi, Asleep At The Wheel, The Pistol Annies, and the legendary iconic band Bob Wills & The Texas Playboys. Buck said that back when he was attending Sol...
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Funny story: A 7-Foot-10-Inch Tall High School Sophomore Scores 193 Points In a Basketball Game

A 7-Foot-10-Inch Tall High School Sophomore Scores 193 Points In a Basketball Game

CHEYENNE, Wyoming - The Johnny Appleseed Fighting Applepickers defeated their crosstown district rivals The Mary Todd Lincoln High School Vultures by a score of 203-47. The halftime score in Cheyenne's Buffalo Stampede Arena was Appleseed 181 - Li...
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Funny story: Bone Idol Garbage Collectors Chastised By Senior

Bone Idol Garbage Collectors Chastised By Senior

Frank Walker is furious. He claims he is "sick to death" of lazy garbage collectors who pick up his trash from the residential care home where he has resided for the last 5 years. So furious is Frank that he has organized a protest of what he call...
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Funny story: Chicharito Says Cheryl Cole Has The Sexiest Body He Has Ever Seen

Chicharito Says Cheryl Cole Has The Sexiest Body He Has Ever Seen

LOS ANGELES - Chicharito, who is a native of Mexico, was in L.A. visiting his girlfriend Cheryl Cole. Cole was meeting with the entertainment mogul Simon Cowell about the possibility of her taking the place of Britney Spears at the X-Factor judges...
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Funny story: A Six-Year-Old Georgia Girl Predicts The Winners of NBA Basketball Games 99% of The Time

A Six-Year-Old Georgia Girl Predicts The Winners of NBA Basketball Games 99% of The Time

SAVANNAH, Georgia - Little six-year-old Savannah Stubenberger, who was named after her grandmother Savannah Bacardi, has become one of the town of Savannah's most famous residents. Little Savannah, who attends Mrs. Robert E. Lee Elementary School,...
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Funny story: Colorado Opens Up Hundreds of Pot Parks

Colorado Opens Up Hundreds of Pot Parks

DENVER - A new meaning has just been given to the old John Denver song "Rocky Mountain High." Since the state's voters voted to make marijuana legal, literally tens of thousands of young people have moved to The Rocky Mountain State from such plac...
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Funny story: Pope Hated to Leave Behind His Red Shoes and Their Magical Powers

Pope Hated to Leave Behind His Red Shoes and Their Magical Powers

According to our exclusive Vatican sources, the Pope had no problem at all leaving the Vatican and the Papacy. The real issue? Having to leave behind his red shoes. You see, those glorious red shoes had provided the Pontiff with special powers...
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Funny story: A Minnesota Man Invents A Helicopter That Runs On A Mixture Of Tap Water And Dandelion Weeds

A Minnesota Man Invents A Helicopter That Runs On A Mixture Of Tap Water And Dandelion Weeds

DULUTH, Minnesota - Ezra P. Crackerbee, 73, has always liked to tinker around his garage in Duluth. One day last week as he was putting away some gardening tools he noticed that one of the hoes had some shreds of dandelion weed on the blade. A...
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Funny story: PETA Furious About Iran Launching A Monkey Into Outer Space

PETA Furious About Iran Launching A Monkey Into Outer Space

NORFOLK, Virginia - There are an awful lot of unhappy folks at the organization known as PETA, which stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. The group's Executive Director Mimosa Ledbetter sent an email to the Iranian Assistant Def...
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Funny story: The GOP to Split into Three

The GOP to Split into Three

At a strategy meeting in Boston by the Republican National Committee last week, Reince Preibus, the RNC Chairman, announced that the GOP, in acknowledging the political reality facing the splintered party, will split into three. The Republican brand...
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Funny story: Jay Leno Addresses The Divorce Rumors

Jay Leno Addresses The Divorce Rumors

BURBANK - Jay Leno has not exactly been himself lately. And who can blame him since he knows that he is being unceremoniously dumped by the suits at the Peacock Network. Leno has become very good at hiding his true feelings, but his hair stylist F...
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Funny story: A List of 10 Really Weird Things

A List of 10 Really Weird Things

Zydeco Dupree is a stand up comedian and free-lance reporter with The iRumors News Agency. His sister Voodoo Dupree is a senior writer for Glamboyant Magazine who has interviewed such well known celebrities as Britney Spears, Michelle Obama, Simon Cowell, Ke$ha, and Honey Boo Boo. Zydeco, who was born and raised in Louisiana, is a fan of all kinds of trivia and has just published his third b...
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Funny story: A Delaware Woman Arrested For Flying A Drone Over The White House

A Delaware Woman Arrested For Flying A Drone Over The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Kay Duffgrumble, 62, of Smyrna, Delaware went to Washington, D.C. to check out the various landmarks and she ended up in a heap of trouble as they say down in Mississippi. Mrs. Duffgrumble, who was divorced in March of this year...
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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Deny The Baby Rumors

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Deny The Baby Rumors

BEVERLY HILLS - The stars of The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, were recently spotted in the trendy Rodeo Drive baby store Baby Rattles, Playpens, & Stuff giving way to speculation that Dobrev is with child. The supermarket...
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Funny story: A List of 10 Trivia Facts From Walt Disney's Blockbuster "Frozen"

A List of 10 Trivia Facts From Walt Disney's Blockbuster "Frozen"

HOLLYWOOD - The Disney animated musical Frozen is giving Hunger Games a run for its money. Frozen took in an amazing $90 million in just the first five days it was out. It has already become the #1 movie in Pocatello, Idaho; Apalachicola, Florida; Kalamazoo, Michigan; Lafayette, Louisiana; and Sheboyan, Wisconsin. Reports coming out of Europe are that Barcelona, Spain has had over $200,00...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Explains The Pot Photo: I Was Just Holding It For A Friend

Justin Bieber Explains The Pot Photo: I Was Just Holding It For A Friend

HOLLYWOOD - Many of Tinsel Town's entertaiment publications and news agencies are beginning to refer to Justin Bieber as the Male Version of Lindsay Lohan. The 18-year-old Canadian singer has apparently decided that he would much rather travel in...
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Funny story: Two North Korean Pole Dancers Admit They Were Planning on Kidnapping Kim Jong Un

Two North Korean Pole Dancers Admit They Were Planning on Kidnapping Kim Jong Un

NEW YORK CITY - The American Spotlight News Agency is reporting that a plot to kidnap North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has been foiled. The New York City based news agency stated that one of its North Korean correspondents identified as Foo "Timmy"...
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Funny story: Prince Philip Cracks Filipino Nurse Joke - Makes Her Cry

Prince Philip Cracks Filipino Nurse Joke - Makes Her Cry

Britain's Duke of Edinburgh asked a Filipino nurse "What do you call a Filipino nurse walking a dog? A vegetarian!" resulting in the woman breaking down in tears. He made the remark during a visit to Luton and Dunstable Hospital, near London, wh...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Admits She Has A New Intimate Tattoo

Cheryl Cole Admits She Has A New Intimate Tattoo

VENICE BEACH - Cheryl Cole plans to meet with Simon Cowell about possibly filling Britney Spears judges seat on X-Factor. The British singer had lunch with lookalike friend Selena Gomez at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Diner in Venice Beach.
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Funny story: Unassuming Man Insults Iranian On Train

Unassuming Man Insults Iranian On Train

An Iranian man visiting The Big Apple is set to sue the New York Subway system after claiming he was insulted by a multitude of passengers making his journey on the underground transit system "unbearable'. He is seeking $5,000,000 in damages. Ta...
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Funny story: Hugh Hefner Says No To A Miley Cyrus Nude Layout

Hugh Hefner Says No To A Miley Cyrus Nude Layout

LOS ANGELES - The head of Playboy Magazine, Hugh Hefner has stated that his readers will not be seeing Miley Cyrus in the glossy pages of Playboy anytime soon; if ever at all. The men's magazine mogul told Bedroom Pillow Talk that Miss Cyrus, thou...
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Funny story: A List of Celebrity Valentine's Day Promises

A List of Celebrity Valentine's Day Promises

Saint Valentine's Day (Feb. 14) was named after Saint Valentinus, a resident of Naples, Italy, who worked as a wedding singer in his spare time. St. Val, as he was called by his family, is also credited with inventing greeting cards which sold like hot pizza and made him a millionaire several times over. The St. Valentine's Day heart-shaped symbol was created and designed by St. Val's girlfr...
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Funny story: The Grammy Awards Show - Kelly Clarkson Says Her Weight Gain Is Due To Happiness

The Grammy Awards Show - Kelly Clarkson Says Her Weight Gain Is Due To Happiness

LOS ANGELES - LL Cool J hosted The 55th Annual Grammy Awards Show from The Staples Center in Los Angeles. At the start of the show he reminded everyone that CBS executives had issued a memorandum stating that they did not want any of the women pre...
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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres Begs Wife Portia Not To Leave Her

Ellen DeGeneres Begs Wife Portia Not To Leave Her

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Mrs. Ellen DeGeneres AKA Portia DeRossi-DeGeneres has reportedly confessed that she is fed up with Ellen's incessant flirting. Portia, who at 40, is 15 years younger than husband Ellen, told her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that it i...
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Funny story: Willie Nelson and Miley Cyrus To Star In "Marijuana Days Daze"

Willie Nelson and Miley Cyrus To Star In "Marijuana Days Daze"

NEW ORLEANS - Willie Nelson performed to a standing room only crowd in the Big Easy's Voodoo Arena. After the show he was asked by Pomona Vox with Silver Screen Showcase Magazine about his new movie. Willie said that the movie titled Marijuana...
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Funny story: NYPD swaps 'Stop & Frisk' for 'Cop A Ride'

NYPD swaps 'Stop & Frisk' for 'Cop A Ride'

New York -- With a Federal judge challenging the constitutionality of its "Stop & Frisk" initiatives, the New York Police Department is trading its racially profiled patdowns for a more aggressive game plan. Called "Cop A Ride," the new campa...
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Funny story: Hugh Hefner To Sell His Playboy Mansion

Hugh Hefner To Sell His Playboy Mansion

HOLMBY HILLS, California - Hugh Hefner, who is 87, has just announced that he plans to sell his California Playboy Mansion and build a new, bigger one in Denver, Colorado. The Playboy Magazine mogul told Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo that...
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Funny story: Ryan Seacrest Reveals The Truth About How Kristen Stewart Hurt Her Foot

Ryan Seacrest Reveals The Truth About How Kristen Stewart Hurt Her Foot

REDONDO BEACH, California - Kristen Stewart was sitting in a booth at the popular Flamboyant Tortilla Restaurant. As she sat all alone eating an order of bacon and broccoli breakfast tacos she was overheard talking to herself. A restaurant patr...
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Funny story: A California Gynecologist Is Offering A Fabulous Free Offer

A California Gynecologist Is Offering A Fabulous Free Offer

SHERMAN OAKS, California - Dr. Kerwin P. Differdinski, a gynecologist in Sherman Oaks, California has found a unique way to attract new customers and to keep the ones he already has. Dr. Differdinski, 43, recently stated that the number of tubal l...
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Funny story: President Obama Upset That His Favorite Hamburger Joint Has Closed

President Obama Upset That His Favorite Hamburger Joint Has Closed

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama received word from his Chief Secret Service Agent Laramie Cobalt that his favorite hamburger establishment Ray's Hell Burgers has shut its doors. The president immediately asked what in the world had happened. He...
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Funny story: Pope's secret pacemaker 'was Italian Stallion'

Pope's secret pacemaker 'was Italian Stallion'

Rome - The Pope had an Italian Cardinal fitted up to run as pacemaker during his 2005 election run for the papacy a report in Rome's Corriere Della Que Serra Serra newspaper alleges. Cardinal Gorgon Zola secured 49% of the first conclave run-off b...
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Funny story: Tartan Paint is finally invented

Tartan Paint is finally invented

It's been a well-known practical joke for years now, someone is asked to fetch a list of products which don't exist and they fall for it because in the spur of the moment the items sound quite believable. Examples of products people might be asked fo...
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Funny story: JFK Airport Security Guards Justify Workday Naps

JFK Airport Security Guards Justify Workday Naps

Confronted with the evidence (photos of napping on the job), the security guards had a variety of responses about their behavior, when interviewed by reporter Gail Farrelly from TheSpoof.com. Here's a sample: -- "I catch a few winks during the slow hours, so that I'm ready to be extra vigilant during the busy ones." -- "Sleeping isn't allowed on the job? Really? I have to check this...
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Funny story: Ian Somerhalder Denies That Nina Dobrev Has Had A Boob Job

Ian Somerhalder Denies That Nina Dobrev Has Had A Boob Job

BROOKLYN - One-half of the happiest celebrity couple in all of LaLaLand Ian Somerhalder was in Brooklyn visiting an old friend. Somerhalder who stars as Damon Salvatore on the hit cable show The Vampire Diaries along with Nina Dobrev and Paul Wesl...
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Funny story: Trillion Dollar Coin Lost Down The Back Of Sofa

Trillion Dollar Coin Lost Down The Back Of Sofa

The Treasury Department who could have averted a standoff over the debt ceiling by minting a cure-all trillion-dollar coin have admitted that they have lost the coin after a worker took the coin home to show his kids. It is believed the coin was...
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Funny story: Tom Cruise To Set Up Own Version Of Academy Awards

Tom Cruise To Set Up Own Version Of Academy Awards

Vertically challenged actor Tom Cruise has announced he is to create his own Academy Award show as an alternative to what he claims is "the back slapping and mutual masturbation club that is the Oscars". Cruise, 4ft 10, made the announcement aft...
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Funny story: Super Bowl Blackout Was No Accident, Pentagon Reports

Super Bowl Blackout Was No Accident, Pentagon Reports

New Orleans, Louisiana -- The 35-minute power failure at this year's Super Bowl was intentionally planned, according to US military officials, who revealed today that the outage was a failed test of a new Defense Department strategy. Called "Tu...
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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Addresses The Butt Reduction Skuttlebutt

Jennifer Lopez Addresses The Butt Reduction Skuttlebutt

NEW YORK CITY - J.Lo is used to hearing all kinds of rumors about just about every part of her body. She recently sat down with Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors at a Pompous Pizza Parlor and talked about the fact that there is never a shortage of rumor...
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Funny story: Shakira Finally Responds To The Chicharito Rumors

Shakira Finally Responds To The Chicharito Rumors

NEW ORLEANS - Colombian singer-dancer Shakira recently performed at The Voodoo Arena in the city known as The Big Easy. After her three encores she sat backstage and talked with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk. The 36-year-old South Am...
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Funny story: Dog The Bounty Hunter Tells President Obama He'll Capture Edward Snowden and Bring Him Back To The USA

Dog The Bounty Hunter Tells President Obama He'll Capture Edward Snowden and Bring Him Back To The USA

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Duane Chapman, who is better known as Dog The Bounty Hunter, met with President Obama at a special White House barbecue in honor of Duane and his buxom wife Beth. The president and Chapman both traded stories about capturing bon...
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Funny story: Lance Armstrong Ordered To Be Oprah's Pedicab Rider

Lance Armstrong Ordered To Be Oprah's Pedicab Rider

In what many are calling a harsh punishment, disgraced cheater and confirmed liar, bully, twat and complete and utter bastard, Lance Armstrong, has been court ordered to pedal Oprah Winfrey around for 3 months as her personal pedicab driver. Some,...
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Funny story: The New York Yankees Offer A 16-Year-Old Flame Throwing Pitcher A Contract

The New York Yankees Offer A 16-Year-Old Flame Throwing Pitcher A Contract

NEW YORK CITY - Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that the New York Yankees organization has just offered 16-year-old Shreveport, Louisiana pitching sensation Corey Buttonbox a 2-year, $3 million contract. Buttonbox who is a freshman at Shreve...
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Funny story: Iowa May Legalize Marijuana

Iowa May Legalize Marijuana

DES MOINES - The state of Iowa is seriously considering the legalization of marijuana, or pot as Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, and Willie Nelson refer to it. A state senator who did not want his name revealed for safety reasons stated that it is no...
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Funny story: President Obama To Visit North Korea

President Obama To Visit North Korea

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has given in to some of his advisers and he will be making a trip to Pyongyang, North Korea to meet with Kim Jong Un. The president said that he had been invited to be the guest of the North Korean leader two wee...
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Funny story: Idaho Bars The Term Couch Potato

Idaho Bars The Term Couch Potato

BOISE, Idaho - The state of Idaho has finally enacted legislation that will ban the national term Couch Potato from being spoken anywhere in the state. Senator Panola Lulu Saddlebread, 43, of Blackfoot, told a gathering of the Idaho news media tha...
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Funny story: Rhode Island Places Strict Restrictions On Attack Hamsters

Rhode Island Places Strict Restrictions On Attack Hamsters

PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - According to recent government studies, the state of Rhode Island has more hamsters than any other state in the entire United States. Professor Saxton B. Funderburken, head of the Agriculture Department at Chicken of the...
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Funny story: Kathy Griffin Says She May Have Ungayed Anderson Cooper on National Television

Kathy Griffin Says She May Have Ungayed Anderson Cooper on National Television

NEW YORK CITY - Kathy Griffin co-hosting the New Year's Eve celebration with Anderson Cooper on CNN certainly gave out the New Year's kisses heard round the world. In a move that even stunned and shocked the long time fans of the comedian known as...
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Funny story: Britney Spears Is Very Upset With Beyonce

Britney Spears Is Very Upset With Beyonce

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The recently fired X-Factor judge Britney Spears is reportedly extremely angry at fellow singer Beyonce. The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle is reporting that Spears told The Views Whoopi Goldberg that she does not appreciate Beyon...
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Funny story: California Explains Its New Tanning Bed Law

California Explains Its New Tanning Bed Law

SACRAMENTO, California - The state of California, which has more yearly botox implants and liposuction procedures than any state in the nation has just implemented a new law. According to Assistant Attorney General Fairfax Sextontelli, the Califor...
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Funny story: Nina Dobrev Agrees To Appear In a Nude Vampire-Themed Calendar

Nina Dobrev Agrees To Appear In a Nude Vampire-Themed Calendar

LOS ANGELES - Hollywood Innuendo has just announced that the star of The Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev has agreed to appear in a nude vampire themed calendar. HI's Fajita San Guacamole stated that Cy Cyfellini, the director of operations for the Cal...
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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres Shocked At Wife Portia De Rossi's Confession

Ellen DeGeneres Shocked At Wife Portia De Rossi's Confession

BEVERLY HILLS - One of the most popular lesbianite couples in Tinsel Town could be heading down Divorce Drive. According to Voodoo Dupree with Glamboyant Magazine there appears to be some marital trouble brewing in the five year marriage between E...
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Funny story: A Grandmother In Arkansas Is Arrested For Baking Anatomically Correct Gingerbread Men

A Grandmother In Arkansas Is Arrested For Baking Anatomically Correct Gingerbread Men

LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - Claire "Cookie" Starkdiffy, 79, told the local authorities that she had no idea that what she did was against the law. Mrs. Starkdiffy, who was divorced in 2010 by her husband Wardley Starkdiffy after 51 years of marriage,...
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Funny story: Animal Rights Group Wants Niagara Falls Fixed

Animal Rights Group Wants Niagara Falls Fixed

NORFOLK, Virginia - Well the animal rights people are up in arms again and this time it is all about Niagara Falls. The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have stated that they have just had an independent research study firm complete an...
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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader That Pranced and Danced In The Nude On The 50-Yard Line Star Has Been Fired

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader That Pranced and Danced In The Nude On The 50-Yard Line Star Has Been Fired

DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was so angry that several of the sports reporters actually thought that he was talking in Mandarin Chinese. He had called a press conference in his office located in the $1.1 billion AT&T Stadium. J...
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Funny story: Star Trek Into Darkness: The Bloopers, Trivia, and Quotes

Star Trek Into Darkness: The Bloopers, Trivia, and Quotes

HOLLYWOOD - Chris Pine, who portrays Captain James T. Kirk in Star Trek Into Darkness, said that he had so much fun making the motion picture that he almost felt guilty taking the fantastic amount of money he was paid. Speaking with Pomona Vox of...
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Funny story: Easter Defaults; Resurrection Looks Doubtful

Easter Defaults; Resurrection Looks Doubtful

Brussels - The Holidays and Holy Days Panel of the European Union has canceled Easter this year due to a lack of funding. "The Almighty, and I do use that name with a high degree of bitterness, refuses to perform a Resurrection this year," said Re...
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Funny story: Hurricane hits Warsaw and kills nobody!

Hurricane hits Warsaw and kills nobody!

Warsaw,Poland: Hurricane Erskine hit Warsaw over the Whit weekend and killed nobody, damaged no buildings, but hit the Warsaw Book Fair with some very turbulent sex waves! In fact the impact of Hurricane Erskine Esq. hitting the city was so extrem...
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Funny story: Savvy Shoppers Saving At Checkout By Peeling Fruit And Vegetables Prior To Purchasing - But Grocery Stores Express Concern

Savvy Shoppers Saving At Checkout By Peeling Fruit And Vegetables Prior To Purchasing - But Grocery Stores Express Concern

Thrifty shoppers spurred by the growing economic downturn are finding new ways to save mega bucks at the grocery store checkout; however some stores claim that the "penny wise" consumers may see an increase in prices should supermarkets be forced to...
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Funny story: Laker Fans Upset With Coach Mike D'Antoni's Remark

Laker Fans Upset With Coach Mike D'Antoni's Remark

LOS ANGELES - Lakers Coach Mike D'Antoni shook his head after seeing Steve Nash get hurt and wondered what in the world is going on with his team. He stated that he does not recall ever seeing so many players hurt at one time. D'Antoni said that M...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Says He Will Defend Syria If She Is Attacked By The United States

Kim Jong Un Says He Will Defend Syria If She Is Attacked By The United States

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy National News Agency of North Korea has just announced that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has issued a stern warning to the United States. He has made it perfectly clear that if President Obama attacks Syr...
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Funny story: "You Talk Too Much," Babies Tell Parents

"You Talk Too Much," Babies Tell Parents

The trouble began when a scientific study was released suggesting that it's very educational for babies to have their parents talk to them a lot. Too many parents have taken the advice to heart, constantly yakking away at their babies and giving...
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Funny story: The 10 sure signs you're playing for the Mets

The 10 sure signs you're playing for the Mets

Flushing, New York -- It's hard enough being a Mets fan, putting up with a Scrooge of an owner and a stooge of a general manager. Imagine playing for this talentless team. Put yourself in their bargain store spikes and consider the 10 top indicatio...
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Funny story: Alexander Graham Bell Recording Shocks at the Smithsonian

Alexander Graham Bell Recording Shocks at the Smithsonian

Researchers at the Smithsonian Institute revealed a startling find this week. After a long struggle, they had finally cracked the code and now had the ability to access an 1885 message left on a wax disc by Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the tele...
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Funny story: Rolling Stones Album Burning Protest Vexes Mick Jagger

Rolling Stones Album Burning Protest Vexes Mick Jagger

Rolling Stones lead singer Mick Jagger is said to be "horrified" after a small town in Alabama organized a "Burn Your Rolling Stones Albums" event last night in response to a request from the town's Mayor Buddy Horn, in response to what he believed...
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Funny story: O.J. Simpson To Be Released From Prison

O.J. Simpson To Be Released From Prison

LAS VEGAS - Many people were shocked to learn that O.J. Simpson, who was sentenced to serve 33 years in prison, could be released by Labor Day. A spokesperson for Nevada's Lovelock Correctional Center stated that Simpson, who has ballooned up to 3...
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Funny story: NASCAR's Fan Appreciation Scheme Backfires

NASCAR's Fan Appreciation Scheme Backfires

Daytona, Florida -- A rumored NASCAR plan to shower its loyal fans with free souvenirs ran into a glitch at the end of its Nationwide Series race here. The idea was to launch a "piñata car" into the home stretch fence just before the competitors...
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Funny story: Ecuador racketeering lawsuit names ultimate godfather of bent lawyers

Ecuador racketeering lawsuit names ultimate godfather of bent lawyers

New York - The International Shyster Lawyers Association has awarded Tony B Liar its prestigious Lifetime Achievement Gong for inspirational groundwork in New York's forthcoming Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations - RICO - lawsuit against...
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Funny story: NASA Purchases Inflatable Room for Use in Space: What's It For?

NASA Purchases Inflatable Room for Use in Space: What's It For?

As soon as spoof science reporter Gail Farrelly read the article, "International Space Station Will Get First Inflatable Addition" in Florida Today, she launched an investigation into this very unusual contract deal. She'd like to find out how the a...
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Funny story: NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Denies The Derek Hough Rumors

NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Denies The Derek Hough Rumors

AMARILLO, Texas - NASCAR race driver Danica Patrick was in the Texas panhandle visiting one of her cousins identified as Aspen Loopkinlocker. Recent reports have stated that Danica's marriage has hit a big oil spill and her #10 race car is spinnin...
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Funny story: Twitter Birdies Channel Elvis As They Twerk Instead of Tweet

Twitter Birdies Channel Elvis As They Twerk Instead of Tweet

Having problems lately with timely delivery of your tweets? You're not alone. Gail Farrelly, a science & technology reporter at TheSpoof.com, has found out that the Twitter birdies, wanting to thumb their beaks at management for labor compl...
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Funny story: The U.S. Government To Outlaw Liposuction

The U.S. Government To Outlaw Liposuction

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a move that has long been overdue, the government of the United States has moved to outlaw the weight loss program of liposuction. A spokesperson for the U.S. Department of Weight, Darth S. Clutterbuck, stated to the news med...
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Funny story: Arizona Prohibits The Goodyear Blimps From Entering The State

Arizona Prohibits The Goodyear Blimps From Entering The State

PHOENIX - In a move that has totally shocked the owners of the Goodyear Blimps, Arizona has informed them that the state will no longer allow the blimps to enter into the state to televise shots of football stadiums, baseball stadiums, and basketball...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Fires Off 3 Missiles - All 3 Land In A North Korean Rice Paddy

Kim Jong Un Fires Off 3 Missiles - All 3 Land In A North Korean Rice Paddy

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korean leader Kim Jong Un AKA Butterball Boy, arrogant as ever has announced that he launched three missiles from a launching pad in Pyongyang. Chung Duck Ho, the spokesman for North Korea's Rice Paddy Whack National...
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Funny story: Not ALL Cats Killing Billions Of Animals Claims Baltimore Man

Not ALL Cats Killing Billions Of Animals Claims Baltimore Man

Recent reports that cats are one of the top threats to US wildlife, killing billions of animals each year, have been dismissed as "utter crap" by Baltimore man Brendan Packham. Researchers had estimated that cats are responsible for the deaths of...
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Funny story: Top 10 retirement suggestions for Mayor Bloomberg

Top 10 retirement suggestions for Mayor Bloomberg

New York City - Michael Bloomberg is just weeks away from being forced out of office by an angry mob. (At least that's the way most envision his departure.) The mayor's forthcoming eviction raises the question: What's Mad Mike going to do with all of that free time he is going to have on his hands? Here are the top 10 suggestions: 1. Start by invading Poland. 2. Save a buck by doing...
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Funny story: Randy Mastro plays hardball with EU over Ecuador pollution racket

Randy Mastro plays hardball with EU over Ecuador pollution racket

New York - It could be game, set and match to the lead attorney in Chevron's impending RICO racketeering suit against a ragbag of Ecuadorean pollution scam fraudsters and their corrupt litigation backers. Randy Mastro, hugely successful former mob...
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Funny story: Maryland Wants To Legalize Marijuana

Maryland Wants To Legalize Marijuana

ANNAPOLIS, Maryland - In a move that caught many residents of Maryland by surprise, state delegate Curtis "The Wow Dude" Anderson has introduced a bill into the Maryland legislature that would make marijuana legal for anyone over the age of 21. An...
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Funny story: Detroit To Replace All Fire Engine Dalmatians With Chihuahuas

Detroit To Replace All Fire Engine Dalmatians With Chihuahuas

DETROIT - Mayor Dave Bing of Detroit has just issued a Mayoral Directive stating that effective September 20, at 12:15 a.m. every fire station that has a dalmatian as a firehouse mascot will have to turn their dog over to the Detroit Animal Shelter.
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Sells His Wyoming Ranch

Justin Bieber Sells His Wyoming Ranch

LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber is concerned that he may be having to shell out some big bucks due to a couple of lawsuits that have been filed against him. One lawsuit contends that Bieber spat on his neighbor because he complained that Bieber's thre...
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Funny story: Chicharito Disappointed That Girfriend Cheryl Cole Did Not Get The X-Factor Judges Job

Chicharito Disappointed That Girfriend Cheryl Cole Did Not Get The X-Factor Judges Job

NEW YORK CITY - Soccer star Javier Hernández Balcázar, who is known as Chicharito, flew to New York City to shoot a commercial for Aye Caramba Beer. While in the Big Apple he was interviewed by Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily. Re...
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Funny story: Riots Hit Paris as France Bans English Pop Music

Riots Hit Paris as France Bans English Pop Music

In recent years it seems that the august body l'Académie française which regulates the French language by approving new words and grammar is there just to prevent the French populace from communicating with the rest of the world, which speaks English...
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Funny story: Alabama Outlaws Accordion Playing

Alabama Outlaws Accordion Playing

MONTGOMERY, Alabama - After receiving numerous complaints from the state's banjo playing residents, the Alabama state senate acted on the countless complaints complaining about accordion playing. State Senator Brisker "Tadpole" Tadfeller, 71, [R-M...
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Funny story: NASA Fumes As Kepler Telescope Emancipates Himself

NASA Fumes As Kepler Telescope Emancipates Himself

To save face, NASA is reporting that the Kepler telescope is broken. Hogwash! The truth is quite different. And somewhat sad, at least for the space agency. You see, the telescope has declared himself emancipated from his NASA "parents" and has...
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Funny story: Busted! Twitter Birdies Accused of Insider Trading

Busted! Twitter Birdies Accused of Insider Trading

Three twitter birdies are accused of making a bundle by breaking the law. As Twitter plans its first public offering of stock, the three birds are accused of tweeting inside financial information to a few traders willing to pay for it. Law enfo...
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Funny story: Colorado Senator Wants To Make Marijuana The State's Official Plant

Colorado Senator Wants To Make Marijuana The State's Official Plant

DENVER - One of the most popular and youngest Colorado state senators, Shepherd A. Honeybeaker [D-Colorado Springs] has just made a proposal recommending that Colorado make marijuana the official state plant. Senator Honeybeaker who is only 28-yea...
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Funny story: Yosemite National Park Fire Reportedly Started By A Bear Playing With Matches

Yosemite National Park Fire Reportedly Started By A Bear Playing With Matches

FRESNO, California - Unconfirmed reports state that the two-week old Yosemite National Park fire may have been started by a black bear playing with matches. Park ranger Orion Silvergate, 51, said that he was told by a Gilbert Baumbaker, 19, of San...
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Funny story: Spider-Man Furious His Broadway Show Is Closing

Spider-Man Furious His Broadway Show Is Closing

He no longer loves New York, after learning that his show, "Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark," will be closing in January (it hasn't been packing 'em in at the box office). "What I can't figure out," a perplexed Spider-Man has told friends, "is that...
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Funny story: The World Boxing Association May Reduce Boxing Matches From 10 Rounds Down To 5

The World Boxing Association May Reduce Boxing Matches From 10 Rounds Down To 5

PANAMA CITY, Panama - The World Boxing Association is considering making a monumental change to its boxing matches. The word out of WBA headquarters in Panama City, Panama is that the WBA's Governing Committee is looking into the matter of reducin...
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Funny story: President Obama: Kim Jong Un Better Settle Down Before I Turn North Korea Into A Parking Lot

President Obama: Kim Jong Un Better Settle Down Before I Turn North Korea Into A Parking Lot

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has stated that he has just about had enough barking from that little Shih Tzu pup AKA Kim Jong Un. The president has said that if Kimette keeps on talking like a crazed escapee from the Pyongyang Loony Bin then...
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