There were 12,472 spoof news stories published in 2011. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to browse the spoof news archives.

Funny story: Nearly Nude Pics of Nina Dobrev, Candice Accola Came From Los Angeles Spa!

Nearly Nude Pics of Nina Dobrev, Candice Accola Came From Los Angeles Spa!

Los Angeles police have traced a calendar that sold on the streets for $25 back to it's source at a Los Angeles Spa, called "Take It Off!" Apparently the spa was secretly snapping photos of anyone famous that came by and gave out free first sessio...
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Funny story: Manchester United's Nani Invents Leg Injury To Save Getting Shouted At During Half Time

Manchester United's Nani Invents Leg Injury To Save Getting Shouted At During Half Time

Manchester United's Nani was taken off just before half time during the drubbing they were getting from arch-rivals Liverpool. In a fantastic display that the Oscar judges would have been proud of, Nani dropped to the floor after a soft challenge...
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Funny story: The Worst Selling Christmas Toys For 2011

The Worst Selling Christmas Toys For 2011

Some of this years biggest selling Christmas season toys include The LeapFrog LeapPad Explorer Tablet, The Lalaloopsy Silly Hair Doll, The Trash Pack Trashies Garbage Truck, Crayola Crayon Makers, Monster High Dolls, Nerf Vortex Nitron Blaster, and Transformers Dark of the Moon Ultimate Optimus Prime But on the other side of the coin are Christmas toys that no one is purchasing. The highly re...
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Funny story: Prince William To Finally Have A Last Name

Prince William To Finally Have A Last Name

Middle America, USA - A recent survey of Americans indicate that they do not know Prince William's last name or even if he has ever had one. Some Americans believe his last name might be "Buckingham" or the longer and more unwieldy version, "Pri...
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Funny story: NYPD Threatens To Shut Down Times Square On New Year's Eve

NYPD Threatens To Shut Down Times Square On New Year's Eve

Police in New York have announced a plan to block the city's New Year's Eve celebration, contending that its crowd control responsibilities in Times Square interfere with a more essential duty. "The public forgets that New York is one of the world...
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Funny story: Ganja pipe alien crop circle 'etched by laser pen aboard International Space Station' - reports

Ganja pipe alien crop circle 'etched by laser pen aboard International Space Station' - reports

Wiltshire - NASA top brass has vehemently denied it, of course, but the appearance of a 200ft crop circle near Stonehenge depicting ET smoking a classic ganja pipe 'may be the artwork of bored ISS astronauts'. The etching materialised around 15 Ju...
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Funny story: Pippa Middleton Upset Stories About Her Vagina Not Dominating "The Spoof!"

Pippa Middleton Upset Stories About Her Vagina Not Dominating "The Spoof!"

Pippa Middleton, sister of Kate Middleton and "star of the show" at the recent Royal Wedding, is upset that stories about her vagina are not dominating the most read, most shared, and most rated charts on the humor website "The Spoof!" Pippa, who's...
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Funny story: Helen Wood Tape: Super Injunction Identities Revealed?

Helen Wood Tape: Super Injunction Identities Revealed?

In a brief but revealing meeting with call-girl Helen Wood, whose three-in-a-bed romps with Wayne Rooney hit the headlines two years ago and now finds herself in the middle of three high profile High Court gagging orders, has she perhaps let slip the identities of the two actors and a football legend? Kiss and Sell We meet outside in the sun-soaked backstreets of a sedate part of Manchester.
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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Vacationing Down In The 'Big Easy' Deny Those Pesky Pregnant Rumors

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Vacationing Down In The 'Big Easy' Deny Those Pesky Pregnant Rumors

NEW ORLEANS - The Vampire Dairies duo of Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev flew down to New Orleans, aka The Big Easy, and checked into the highly exquisite Hotel Ooh La La. Somerhalder has stayed there on several occasions whereas this was Dobrev's...
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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Leads Fight to Change America's National Anthem

Christina Aguilera Leads Fight to Change America's National Anthem

Christina Aguilera has had enough of the criticism for her flubbing the Star-Spangled Banner during this year's Super Bowl. She claims that only a handful of Americans actually know all the words to the 'incredibly difficult and outdated' song and be...
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Funny story: Snapped And Papped - Pippa Middleton Sunbathing With Kristen Stewart, Pixie Lott, Demi Lovato And Michelle Keegan

Snapped And Papped - Pippa Middleton Sunbathing With Kristen Stewart, Pixie Lott, Demi Lovato And Michelle Keegan

In what is being hailed in press circles as the most valuable set of snaps ever taken, a rogue paparazzo has secured the ultimate coup by papping Pippa Middleton, Kristen Stewart, Pixie Lott, Demi Lovato and Michelle Keegan out of Coronation Street,...
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Funny story: Congress Puts The Internet Up For Sale

Congress Puts The Internet Up For Sale

Washington DC -- Faced by increased popular pressure against its moves to control and censor the Internet, Congress has decided to sell the World Wide Web to the highest bidder. "The Internet is very powerful in its ability to encourage people to...
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Funny story: Uproar In America Over Beckham Baby Name

Uproar In America Over Beckham Baby Name

There's been absolute uproar in the American press today, as the Beckhams, David and Victoria revealed that they are to name their baby 'West Side Crip.' Conservative Americans turned their vitriol on the English footballer for naming his daughter...
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Funny story: Playboy Mogul Hugh Hefner Reveals Why Nude Photos of Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Dakota Fanning Do Not Exist

Playboy Mogul Hugh Hefner Reveals Why Nude Photos of Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Dakota Fanning Do Not Exist

LOS ANGELES - One of the top news programs in America, Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that they have irrefutable evidence regarding so called nude photos of some of America's most popular young female singers. 3T's Papaya Ruckusgarden stated t...
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Funny story: US Declares a World Record Victory in Iraq

US Declares a World Record Victory in Iraq

Baghdad -- The United States military today is celebrating a major win in Iraq. American troops are heading home after setting the world record for the longest and most expensive stop and frisk in the history of law enforcement. "It seems like onl...
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Funny story: Pippa Middleton physically shuddered when somebody suggested Harry

Pippa Middleton physically shuddered when somebody suggested Harry

Pippa Middleton, sister of Kate Windsor, nee Middleton, physically shuddered when it was suggested that now her big sister had landed a prince, she should go for a prince too, and snaffle Prince Harry. "Dirty Harry?" she was overheard replying. "I...
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Funny story: Einstein's E=MC² Equation Is Incorrect Say CERN Scientists

Einstein's E=MC² Equation Is Incorrect Say CERN Scientists

Basel, Switzerland-- Physicists working at the CERN Laboratory in Switzerland have just discovered another dreadful mistake made by Albert Einstein. The 20th Century genius was proven wrong last week after it was discovered neutrino particles can tr...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Naked Pictures

Justin Bieber Naked Pictures

Canadian singer Justin Bieber - whose surname almost rhymes with Beaver, an aquatic mammal that builds dams and a euphemism for a woman's private parts - has some naked pictures that have been causing quite a stir. What happened was that Justin go...
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Funny story: The Top 10 Upsides of Turning 60

The Top 10 Upsides of Turning 60

It's no fun turning 60. It's the official beginning of "old manhood," as in, "What are you doing in the fast lane, old man?" Or worse, "What are you doing in the diaper aisle, old man?" But as with most things in life, there are some positives. Change can be good. Improvements have been made. For instance, the life expectancy of an American male back in 1937 was 58. If that number hadn't improv...
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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Distraught As Chicharito Stubs His Toe In Ewood Celebrations

Wayne Rooney Distraught As Chicharito Stubs His Toe In Ewood Celebrations

Having just secured a record breaking 19th league title, Manchester United players were celebrating in front of the massed ranks of their fans in the Darwen End at Ewood Park, when disaster struck. United secured the title-winning point they neede...
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Funny story: Local Man Infuriated Over George Michael Aids Rumours

Local Man Infuriated Over George Michael Aids Rumours

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today expressed his utter disgust with lowlife press hacks and internet media muggers who have been suggesting that George Michael may have aids. The former Wham! singer, currently in a Vienna hospital has had to canc...
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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Confirms That Manchester United's Chicharito And His Girlfriend Shakira Will Be Attending The Royal Wedding

Queen Elizabeth Confirms That Manchester United's Chicharito And His Girlfriend Shakira Will Be Attending The Royal Wedding

LONDON - As Queen Elizabeth continues to make the final preparations for the upcoming April 29 Royal Wedding she was asked by members of the press covering the highly prestigious event about some of the invited guests. The queen replied that out o...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart's Left Nipple Slips Out During Her Interview With Piers Morgan

Kristen Stewart's Left Nipple Slips Out During Her Interview With Piers Morgan

NEW YORK CITY - Kristen Stewart who is best noted for her role as Bella Swan in The Twilight Saga vampire movies appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight to talk about her upcoming movie with Vanessa Hudgens titled The Twillington Twins Traipse All Over Toky...
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Funny story: Mariah Carey Has Twins, Names One Of The Babies After Pippa

Mariah Carey Has Twins, Names One Of The Babies After Pippa

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are the proud parents of twins (one boy and one girl). The family is doing well and should be going home shortly from an undisclosed L.A. Hospital. Cannon announced to the press that his wife and children were fine, that...
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Funny story: Nicole Scherzinger Apoplectic As Rihanna Hugs Lewis Hamilton At Canadian Grand Prix

Nicole Scherzinger Apoplectic As Rihanna Hugs Lewis Hamilton At Canadian Grand Prix

Sources are saying that American X-Factor Judge Nicole Scherzinger was positively apoplectic with rage, as her boyfriend, F1 driver Lewis Hamilton openly hugged R&B star Rihanna during a break in the Montreal Grand Prix. The race was red flagg...
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Funny story: Celebrity Shocker: Derek Hough Dumps His Girlfriend Cheryl Cole

Celebrity Shocker: Derek Hough Dumps His Girlfriend Cheryl Cole

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars dancer Derek Hough has admitted that his relationship with Cheryl Cole has hit the rocks and their sultry ship has sunk to the bottom. Hough explained to Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo that he just got to...
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Funny story: Selena Gomez Denies That She And Justin Bieber Are Secretly Married

Selena Gomez Denies That She And Justin Bieber Are Secretly Married

SAN FRANCISCO - Selena Gomez and her 'official' boyfriend Justin Bieber were in the city that is home to the World Champion baseball San Francisco Giants. They were seen having a garden variety pizza on Fisherman's Wharf. A reporter for Tittle Tat...
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Funny story: Party Leaders Cooperate To Plan 'The Greatest Depression'

Party Leaders Cooperate To Plan 'The Greatest Depression'

Washington DC -- Congressional leaders on both sides of the aisle have put their political differences and summer vacations aside and are working together to develop what is being called "The Greatest Depression." "The Greatest Depression is going...
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Funny story: Pippa Middleton Suns Her Bum In The Back Garden Near The Shed

Pippa Middleton Suns Her Bum In The Back Garden Near The Shed

Nosey neighbours revealed today that they had seen the lady with the world's most talked about posterior, Pippa Middleton, taking advantage of the midday sun by donning a skimpy bikini and doing a spot of sunbathing in her back garden. Near the sh...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Tells Selena Gomez That The Baby Does Not Look Anything At All Like Him

Justin Bieber Tells Selena Gomez That The Baby Does Not Look Anything At All Like Him

VENICE BEACH - Justin Bieber was having breakfast at Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos in Venice Beach with his mentor Usher when he was approached by a reporter for Hollywood Innuendo. Ty Tickler with HI asked Bieber about the recent allegations...
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Funny story: Anthea Redfern - "My Hell With Sir Bruce Forsyth"

Anthea Redfern - "My Hell With Sir Bruce Forsyth"

Following years of dignified silence, Anthea Redfern, former wife of Sir Bruce Forsyth has confided in close friends that her marriage to Sir Bruce was "absolute hell." Redfern, who acted as Sir Bruce's assistant on the hit TV show 'The Generation...
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Funny story: Wayne Rooney asks Sir Alex to forbid Chicharito to pray on his knees before games, it's embarrassing!

Wayne Rooney asks Sir Alex to forbid Chicharito to pray on his knees before games, it's embarrassing!

Man Utd super-scorer, Chicharito, is deeply religious, Catholic actually, and before games he is always caught on TV, on his knees, praying to his God. His super-striker partner Wayne Rooney is not quite so religious and feels quite embarrassed h...
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Funny story: Pete Doherty to lead commemorative Camden pub crawl in honor of Amy

Pete Doherty to lead commemorative Camden pub crawl in honor of Amy

London - The ex-Babyshambles singer will front a week-long wake in tribute to the NW1 singer, arranged by local cultural society Friends of Camden Lock, Stock & Smoking Barrel Enterprises. Winehouse was the society's iconic poster girl and 'ra...
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Funny story: X-Factor Cast-Off Drew Ryniewicz, 14, Is Still Extremely Devastated and Is Now Contemplating Suing Simon Cowell

X-Factor Cast-Off Drew Ryniewicz, 14, Is Still Extremely Devastated and Is Now Contemplating Suing Simon Cowell

CHINO VALLEY, Arizona - Drew Ryniewicz is back home in Chino Valley, Arizona and she is still upset at having been eliminated from X-Factor. The little, bitty, skinny, 14-year-old singer met with Sangria Wine of TV ClickerWorld and had a nice chat...
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Funny story: A Turkey of a Holiday

A Turkey of a Holiday

In a stunning development yesterday, President Barack Obama has declined to grant clemency to Tom Turkey. The White House press secretary read a written statement which said in part, "I know this decision is going to make me unpopular, but there sim...
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Funny story: Prince Upset To Learn On Wedding Night That Kate Isn't A Virgin

Prince Upset To Learn On Wedding Night That Kate Isn't A Virgin

Prince William was unhappy to learn on his wedding night that his bride, Kate Middleton, was not a virgin. From the lobby pub of a local hotel, he complained vocally to other drinkers about his wedding night blues. He told one one group of men wi...
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Funny story: Scottish Papers Publish Super Injunction Identity

Scottish Papers Publish Super Injunction Identity

Scottish newspapers have printed the name of a prominent footballer allegedly involved in an extra marital affair after avoiding the super injunction taken out to protect the person's identity. The footballer's legal team failed to register the in...
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Funny story: Alex Pettyfer Explains Why He Will Not Remove His Ex-Girlfriend Emma Robert's Tattoo From His Right Wrist

Alex Pettyfer Explains Why He Will Not Remove His Ex-Girlfriend Emma Robert's Tattoo From His Right Wrist

UPPER TOOTING, England - Alex Pettyfer, a young English actor who first gained world wide acclaim when he appeared in the spy thriller Stormbreaker, was seen visiting one of his high school chums Harold Blenkinsopp who resides in Upper Tooting. Alex was spotted by a reporter for The Bees Knees News Agency Birmingham Cribworthy and asked about his relationship with American actress Dianna Agron.
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Funny story: Man United Get Sponsored Nuclear Submarine To Rival City's Plane

Man United Get Sponsored Nuclear Submarine To Rival City's Plane

Following the announcement that Manchester City's sponsors, Etihad have had a 737 painted in Manchester City's colours and emblazoned with the club crest, rivals united have announced that they have retaliated by getting a nuclear submarine, painted...
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Funny story: Manchester United's Chicharito Shocked By Girlfriend Shakira's Brand New 'Bikini Line' Tattoo

Manchester United's Chicharito Shocked By Girlfriend Shakira's Brand New 'Bikini Line' Tattoo

MANCHESTER, England - Javier Hernandez Balcazar, who plays for the Red Devils of Manchester United, says that it takes a lot to shock him. But the man known as Chicharito confessed to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News, Neville Twickenbuck, that his girlfriend recently gave him the surprise of his young life. Chicharito said that Shakira had just returned from a 27-city concert tour of Sout...
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Funny story: White House Fence Jumper is President's Secret Brother

White House Fence Jumper is President's Secret Brother

The secret service in Washington forced a man to lie on the ground and to move away from his backpack after he had jumped the white house fence onto the lawn. CNN was there live to catch the excitement on film, but later learned that the man has don...
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Funny story: Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez To Appear In An Episode of The Vampire Diaries Entitled "The Attack of The Vampire Sock Puppets"

Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez To Appear In An Episode of The Vampire Diaries Entitled "The Attack of The Vampire Sock Puppets"

HOLLYWOOD - After spending three months at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic Demi Lovato let her business manager know that she was ready to get back into the swing of things. The talented singer has stated in the past that she would like to a...
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Funny story: President Obama "excited" about his new Amway business

President Obama "excited" about his new Amway business

President Obama expressed optimism about his new business selling Amway products from a small room in the White House. "I was going to make this into a "man cave" but this idea is much more productive. Vitamins, dish soap, deodorant, we'll...
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Funny story: Kelly Clarkson Makes It Very Clear That Kathy Griffin Better Cool It With The 'Fat' Jokes

Kelly Clarkson Makes It Very Clear That Kathy Griffin Better Cool It With The 'Fat' Jokes

HOLLYWOOD - Kelly Clarkson recently performed on Dancing With The Stars where the audience absolutely loved her brand new song "Dancing In Step To Wynonna." After the show the producer Bernadette Penderlicki asked Kelly if she would like to appear...
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Funny story: Cabinet Made By Jesus Discovered In Israel

Cabinet Made By Jesus Discovered In Israel

Jerusalem, Israel-- A very old cabinet made by Jesus Christ has been discovered in Jerusalem. Jesus made the cabinet when he was working as a young carpenter. Historians know it was made by Jesus, because he carved his initials 'J.C' inside a cabin...
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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Respond To The Stunningly Steamy Marriage Rumors

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Respond To The Stunningly Steamy Marriage Rumors

LAS VEGAS - The stars of The Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, who have been an item for some time now, were recently spotted cuddling like a couple of newlyweds at The Ravishing Risque Resort Hotel and Spa in Las Vegas. The two we...
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Funny story: Some royal bridesmaids dubbed pug-ugly freaks

Some royal bridesmaids dubbed pug-ugly freaks

London - "You shouldn't call them freaks," protocol watchers seethed with ire as little Grace Van Cutsem and Lady Louise Windsor performed in public today. Yet it's hard to find kind words to describe some of the inbreds at today's royal gravy tra...
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Funny story: Emma Watson really struggles with hiding her camel toe

Emma Watson really struggles with hiding her camel toe

No longer a giddy young teenager in ponytails riding high on the success of Harry Potter, Emma Watson is now a fine young lady in her early twenties giddily riding high on the success of Harry Potter. However, now that she is that little bit older...
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Funny story: Kate Gosselin's Bodyguard Steve Nield Caught In The Possession of 37 Nude Photos of KatGo

Kate Gosselin's Bodyguard Steve Nield Caught In The Possession of 37 Nude Photos of KatGo

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin sat at her kitchen table talking to her best friend Kinsey San Joaquin. KatGo, the name Kate is now going by, said that she cannot believe that the man that she trusted more than even Dancing With The Stars host...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Reveals That Ian Somerhalder Is Upset That His Vampire Diaries Co-Star Nina Dobrev Is Considering A "Nude Layout" In PlayGuy

Robert Pattinson Reveals That Ian Somerhalder Is Upset That His Vampire Diaries Co-Star Nina Dobrev Is Considering A "Nude Layout" In PlayGuy

VENICE BEACH - The star of the Twilight Saga series Robert Pattinson and the star of The Vampire Diaries Ian Somerhalder were having lunch at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steak House. The two were discussing the possibility of appearing in an int...
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Funny story: Panic In Hollywood As Ian Somerhalder Almost Trips Up

Panic In Hollywood As Ian Somerhalder Almost Trips Up

Hollywood agents and Lloyds of London today got themselves in a right old tizzy when 'Vampire Diaries' star Ian Somerhalder almost tripped up as he moved from his Hollywood lounge to the kitchen area to prepare a cup of iced tea. Initial reports s...
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Funny story: Is Kenny Dalglish A Barcelona Spy?

Is Kenny Dalglish A Barcelona Spy?

Following the shocking revelation that Real Madrid boss Jose Mourinho is to assist Manchester United's Champions League quest by providing Sir Alex Ferguson with inside information and a detailed dossier on hated rivals Barcelona, comes yet another s...
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Funny story: Zac Efron Is Thrilled To Be Getting Back Together With Taylor Swift

Zac Efron Is Thrilled To Be Getting Back Together With Taylor Swift

LONG BEACH, California - It is well known to fans of both Zac Efron and Taylor Swift that the two dated way before T-Swizzle got involved with the likes of Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer, and Jake Gyllenhaal. Efron 23, and Swift 21, were a...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Creates A New Political Party -- The Trumpets

Donald Trump Creates A New Political Party -- The Trumpets

New York -- Just days after turning in his Republican membership card and secret decoder ring, real estate developer Donald Trump has launched his own personal political party. "It's called the Trumpets, because I'm a guy who likes to toot his own...
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Funny story: Selena Gomez Explains Her "Mystery" Ailment

Selena Gomez Explains Her "Mystery" Ailment

BURBANK - One of the main stars of the Disney Channel, Selena Gomez was suddenly taken ill and rushed to the hospital. Gomez, aka Justin Bieber's girlfriend had just made an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno when she suddenly told her p...
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Funny story: Nintendo's Mario Named Prime Minister Of Italy

Nintendo's Mario Named Prime Minister Of Italy

Rome - The most famous video game character the world has ever known has been appointed prime minister of Italy. In the latest attempt to get Italy's debt crisis under control, Nintendo's Mario has been put in charge of Europe's third-largest economy...
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Funny story: Tanja Morson denies grassing up boyfriend Vincent Tabak

Tanja Morson denies grassing up boyfriend Vincent Tabak

Bristol - (Whodunnit): She's the weekend red tops' favorite for grassing up the Dutch boyfriend to Bristol cops. And she's gone to ground during Vincent Tabak's police interrogation, extended by another 30 hour warrant on Friday. Family sources...
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Funny story: DIY SOS Show not aired after legal wrangle

DIY SOS Show not aired after legal wrangle

A misunderstanding between designer Julia Kendell and the Durham family in Milton Keynes has resulted in the show not being aired. The DIY SOS team were called in to do their usual redecoration special for the Durham family, after learning that th...
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Funny story: Did Emily Williams introduce Tanja Morson to Jo accused Vincent Tabak?

Did Emily Williams introduce Tanja Morson to Jo accused Vincent Tabak?

Bristol - (Sock-It-To-Em!): She generously allowed Tabak to lodge in her Aberdeen Road home while police probed tragic Jo Yeates' death. This week Emily Williams is still incommunicado 'somewhere in Chile' as Bristol Ram drinkers ponder who grasse...
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Funny story: The Stars of The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Explain Their Recent 'Wow Moments'

The Stars of The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Explain Their Recent 'Wow Moments'

MALIBU BEACH - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder recently celebrated the huge success of their television show The Vampire Diaries at the beach house of their good friend the Twilight Saga star Robert Pattinson. Pattinson has a reputation for being...
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Funny story: Zac Efron Says Taylor Swift Is Everything He's Always Wanted And Then Some

Zac Efron Says Taylor Swift Is Everything He's Always Wanted And Then Some

BOISE, Idaho - Zac Efron was in Boise in the capacity of parade marshal for The 59th Annual Boise Potato Peeling Festival and Miss Potato Peel Parade. The 23-year-old actor was told that he is the youngest parade marshal in the events 59 year hist...
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Funny story: Herman Cain's 999 Plan Nixed

Herman Cain's 999 Plan Nixed

The Tea Party has failed to support Republican hopeful Herman Cain's plan for tax reform. The plan, which calls for a 9% personal income tax, 9% federal sales tax, and 9% corporate tax, is referred to as the "999" plan. Despite the fact that this...
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Funny story: Scientists Develop 'Living' Building Prototypes

Scientists Develop 'Living' Building Prototypes

San Francisco, CA - Not to be outdone by top scientists in London, researchers in California are working on the next big thing in green living. They are creating 'Living' buildings that will be far greater than the 'Living' buildings that are being...
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Funny story: HAARP caused Japan earthquake and now Moon to be closer than ever

HAARP caused Japan earthquake and now Moon to be closer than ever

Government sources have acknowledged that the HAARP project, based in Alaska, was the source behind Japan's deadly earthquake which triggered a tsunami. But that is not the only thing that's worrying Japan right now. As it seems, tonight the Moon wil...
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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Seen At The Opening of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Seen At The Opening of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

VENICE BEACH - The two stars of the hit television series The Vampire Diaries, Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder were spotted standing in line at the opening of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 at The Big Kahuna Movie Theater Complex in Venice...
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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Admit That Their Sexting Has Made Their Relationship Stronger

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Admit That Their Sexting Has Made Their Relationship Stronger

HOLLYWOOD - The stars of the new movie The Vampire Diaries - The Erotically Titillating Movie Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder took a break from shooting the movie and spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight. Dobrev told de Gallo that the...
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Funny story: Pippa Middleton Bares Her Ass Photos

Pippa Middleton Bares Her Ass Photos

All eyes are on Pippa Middleton after her head-turning role at the Royal Wedding. Global millions were transfixed by Pippa's classy chassis as they took in the Westminster Abbey spectacular. Her Almost-Royal Litheness wowed us all with her slinky...
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Funny story: Nina Dobrev Says Robert Pattison Proposed to Her, Pattinson Doesn't Deny It

Nina Dobrev Says Robert Pattison Proposed to Her, Pattinson Doesn't Deny It

Nina Dobrev, whom everyone expects to marry Ian Somerhalder, told reporters today that Robert Pattinson had proposed to her two months ago. "I realize his fans and the Twilight faithful won't believe me and I expect that you do not believe it eith...
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Funny story: New York legalizes "Gay Marijuana"... AutoCorrect error shifts the focus of the law from "hugs" to "drugs"

New York legalizes "Gay Marijuana"... AutoCorrect error shifts the focus of the law from "hugs" to "drugs"

Albany, New York - New York lawmakers have passed a bill that legalizes "Gay Marijuana" in the state. The lawmakers had been working on a law to approve same-sex marriage in New York, but a last-minute AutoCorrect glitch changed the complexion of the...
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Funny story: London Riots hit Richmond and Hampstead

London Riots hit Richmond and Hampstead

London, UK: After several days of rioting across London that have seen police cars burning on the streets of Tottenham and shop windows smashed in Brixton, the violence has spread to the more leafy and sedate boroughs of Richmond and Hampstead. Ey...
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Funny story: Andy Caroll joins Liverpool, told to get a hair cut

Andy Caroll joins Liverpool, told to get a hair cut

Andy Carroll, the hero of Tyneside is set to become the hero of Merseyside, but only if he gets a hair cut. "It was bad enough that Torres used to wear a headband," said lifelong Liverpool fan and Newcastle boss, Alan Pardew. "But Andy wears a scr...
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Funny story: Convert the Euro into a Candy Bar, Says EU Debt Panel

Convert the Euro into a Candy Bar, Says EU Debt Panel

Brussels - A committee of Europe's leading economists, bankers and nutritionists have developed a simple solution to end the European debt crisis. They propose converting the Euro from a currency into a candy bar. "Currently, we are printing euros...
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Funny story: Earth Now Has Two Suns - Sol And Nibiru

Earth Now Has Two Suns - Sol And Nibiru

Houston, TX - NASA scientists are in a frenzy this quiet Sunday morning, about something new appearing in the heavens. The earth now has two suns in the sky--Sol and Nibiru. Millions of people spotted the extra solar disc on Saturday, and NASA can...
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Funny story: Modern Warfare-3 Hidden Super Weapons Revealed

Modern Warfare-3 Hidden Super Weapons Revealed

Highly secretive gaming "cheat codes" were revealed to the public earlier today, as a corporate e-mail listing the locations and instructions for acquiring four super weapons was accidentally released to the public. Insiders to the MW3 development...
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Funny story: City Legend Mike Summerbee In Sky Sports Meltdown

City Legend Mike Summerbee In Sky Sports Meltdown

Former Manchester City star Mike 'Tra-la-la-la' Summerbee had a Keeganesque few minutes today in the Sky Sports studio at Old Trafford following today's Manchester derby. Clearly disappointed, and exuding bitterness, the former City winger finally...
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Funny story: Nibiru To Make Closest Approach To Earth This Wednesday

Nibiru To Make Closest Approach To Earth This Wednesday

Houston, TX-- There is grim news today from NASA headquarters about a star called Nibiru. NASA scientists have calculated that Nibiru will make its closest approach to earth within only 48 hours. NASA has already notified the military, and Presiden...
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Funny story: H&R Block: Like Demolishing a Building With A Big Stuffed Bunny

H&R Block: Like Demolishing a Building With A Big Stuffed Bunny

H&R Block is in panic mode, entering what it calls First Peak --the flurry of business set in motion by the arrival of W-2s for those tax clients who usually plan to pay Febuary's child support with their tax refund-- without the ability to offer...
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Funny story: Archive: Martha Washington Gives Abigail Adams Some Racy Relationship Advice

Archive: Martha Washington Gives Abigail Adams Some Racy Relationship Advice

(Originally published in the Feb 1797 issue of the The Satirist) A letter from Martha Washington to Abigail Adams was recently attained and transcribed by our District of Columbia chief muckraker, Richard N. Bullocks. The letter was written shortly after the election of John Adams as the second President of the United States of America. Dearest Abigail, How art thou? Congratulations...
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Funny story: Spokesperson for the Duchess Of Cambridge Hits Back At Kelly Osbourne Criticism

Spokesperson for the Duchess Of Cambridge Hits Back At Kelly Osbourne Criticism

A spokesman for The Duchess of Cambridge has hit back at criticism from Kelly Osborne about recycling her fabulous dresses. The spokesman is said to have asked "What planet is Kelly Osborne living on? I work with some of the most out of touch p...
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Funny story: America's Got Talent's Landau Eugene Murphy, Jr. To Be The Next Frank Sinatra

America's Got Talent's Landau Eugene Murphy, Jr. To Be The Next Frank Sinatra

HOLLYWOOD - Nick "The Candlestick" Cannon could not believe what he had just heard and neither could any of the America's Got Talent studio audience or the three judges. Howie Mandel, Sharon Osbourne, and Piers Morgan had all just heard Landau Eug...
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Funny story: Selena Gomez Says Justin Bieber Is Extremely Upset That The Vancouver Canucks Were Defeated By The Boston Bruins

Selena Gomez Says Justin Bieber Is Extremely Upset That The Vancouver Canucks Were Defeated By The Boston Bruins

HOLLYWOOD - Selena Gomez spent the day shopping on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills. She had recently gotten out of the hospital where she had been rushed due to malnutrition, undernourishment, and a very pronounced case of split ends. The teen singin...
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Funny story: Shocking Inside Look at Bin Laden Take Down: Obama So Paralyzed with Fear and Indecision Panetta Made the Decision in Palace Coup!

Shocking Inside Look at Bin Laden Take Down: Obama So Paralyzed with Fear and Indecision Panetta Made the Decision in Palace Coup!

Power brokers inside the White House, said to be so fed up with Obama's procrastinating and reliance on Chicago Slum Lord Valerie Jarrett, who based her advice only in terms of a re election campaign, bi passed the President and set the wheels in motion for the final take down of Bin Laden! The coup, for that is exactly what it was, was spear headed by a frustrated Hillary Clinton who backed C...
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Funny story: Pippa Middleton buttock falsies all the rage

Pippa Middleton buttock falsies all the rage

London - "At this stage we simply don't know if they're surgical implants," one ogler commented, "or polystyrene slip-ins, part of some designer thong. "Still, it's the only sartorial topic on most blokes' minds, like, watching Pip sashay up the A...
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Funny story: Carrie Underwood Denies Divorce Rumors

Carrie Underwood Denies Divorce Rumors

PENSACOLA, Florida - Carrie Underwood, who has won more country music awards than Reba McEntire, Alan Jackson, Sugarland, and Ramrod Rick & The Cattle Rustlin' Band combined, performed before a sold out audience at The Orange Seed Auditorium in P...
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Funny story: NASA Astronaut: "Hey Obama: Call Me When You Want Your Shuttle Back!"

NASA Astronaut: "Hey Obama: Call Me When You Want Your Shuttle Back!"

Protests have sprung up all over the world to voice opposition to everything from human rights violations to public union's ability to collectively bargain. The protests for all intents and purposes have been a success: Power grabs by dictators in Eg...
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Funny story: FOX News Explains Why They Finally Had To Cancel 'The Glenn Beck Show'

FOX News Explains Why They Finally Had To Cancel 'The Glenn Beck Show'

NEW YORK CITY - After months of speculation and rampant innuendo FOX News has finally announced why they have decided to cancel The Glenn Beck Show. Maxwell F. Woodpracket, spokesperson for FN said that contrary to what many members of the news me...
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Funny story: Bazaar Behavior: US Plans the World's Biggest Yard Sale in Iraq

Bazaar Behavior: US Plans the World's Biggest Yard Sale in Iraq

Baghdad - Iraq's capital city has never seen a shopping bazaar like this. As the US military starts to withdraw from Iraq, it's organizing the world's largest yard sale to liquidate its surplus of equipment and supplies in the Middle East. Col. Ch...
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Funny story: The Devil's In the Dutchmen! Vincent Tabak & Joran van der Sloot Linked To Aruba Springbreak Disappearances!

The Devil's In the Dutchmen! Vincent Tabak & Joran van der Sloot Linked To Aruba Springbreak Disappearances!

The Aruba and Holland Tourism Industry were hit today with the shocking bombshell news that accused women killers Vincent Tabak and Joran van der Sloot, both Dutchmen, met and partied 6 years ago on Aruba the same time US student Natalie Holloway w...
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Funny story: Alex Pettyfer: Taylor Lautner Did Not Steal Dianna Agron From Me

Alex Pettyfer: Taylor Lautner Did Not Steal Dianna Agron From Me

British actor Alex Pettyfer says that he is not concerned with actor Taylor Lautner stealing his girlfriend. This was after Lautner and Dianna Agron were seen at a restaurant together in Pittsburgh. Lautner was there several months ago to work on...
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Funny story: Emma Stone Responds To Jim Carrey's Complimentary Video Tribute

Emma Stone Responds To Jim Carrey's Complimentary Video Tribute

LOS ANGELES - Jim Carrey sat in front of his computer and professed his attraction, admiration, and desire for the star of the motion picture The Help, Emma Stone. Carrey, who at 49, is 27 years older than 22-year-old Stone told her that he has se...
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Funny story: New, All-Nude Episode Of 'Star Trek' Discovered

New, All-Nude Episode Of 'Star Trek' Discovered

Hollywood, CA-- A new episode from the original 'Star Trek' series has turned up in a vault in Hollywood. It's actually a partial episode--and very controversial. Something happened in the middle of filming, and the show never made it to TV. The F...
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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Denies The Kristen Stewart Lesbian Rumors

Vanessa Hudgens Denies The Kristen Stewart Lesbian Rumors

VENICE BEACH - Left Coast Mirror Magazine is reporting that the rumors of an intimate relationship that were reported in The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette between movie starlets Vanessa Hudgens and Kristen Stewart are totally false. LC2M Editor A...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Loves Spankings, Says Liam Hemsworth

Miley Cyrus Loves Spankings, Says Liam Hemsworth

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth's on again, off again relationship is apparently off again as Hemsworth told reporters in Australia yesterday. "I'm finally through with that part of my life. I admit that Miley wore me out. I have a career to think...
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Funny story: New Cell Phone App Turns Camera Into X-ray that Sees Through Clothing

New Cell Phone App Turns Camera Into X-ray that Sees Through Clothing

Sebring, Fla. - A new app available for downloading promises to turn an ordinary cell phone camera into an X-Ray machine that can see through clothing. Invented by thirteen year old Randy Cummings from nearby Titusville, the middle school student sai...
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Funny story: Mona Lisa "Stoned Out Of Her Mind" Say Art Historians

Mona Lisa "Stoned Out Of Her Mind" Say Art Historians

Paris, France-- A radical new interpretation of the Mona Lisa may have just solved the enigma of her famous smile. The secret, say art historians, is in the eyes. The Mona Lisa was stoned when she sat for her famous portrait by da Vinci. Art histo...
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Funny story: Richard Simmons' Tweet Causes Massive Crimewave

Richard Simmons' Tweet Causes Massive Crimewave

Richard Simmons singlehandedly caused a spike in vending machine theft when he tweeted a Wall Street Journal article about recession-fueled vandalism. The article focused on hi-tech crime prevention techniques, but may end up causing more thefts...
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Funny story: American Idol's Lauren Alaina, 16, Does Not Appreciate The Comment That She's A Cross Between Carrie Underwood and Kelly Clarkson

American Idol's Lauren Alaina, 16, Does Not Appreciate The Comment That She's A Cross Between Carrie Underwood and Kelly Clarkson

HOLLYWOOD - One of the youngest performers to ever appear on American Idol has a fairly good chance of making it into the finals. Rossville, Georgia native Lauren Alaina, who just recently turned 16, is being touted as one of the ones to beat. She...
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Funny story: Osama Burial Spotted on Google Earth

Osama Burial Spotted on Google Earth

Osama bin Laden's burial at sea is believed, by many, to be an attempt by the US government to deny his followers a shrine. Allowing his body to sink to the bottom of the ocean at an unknown location would allow his remains to be left undiscovere...
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Funny story: Shakira's 2011 Nude Calendar Is Selling Like Colombian Hot Cakes!

Shakira's 2011 Nude Calendar Is Selling Like Colombian Hot Cakes!

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - The Colombian firecracker Shakira had just finished performing before a sell out crowd at Green Bays' Box of Snow Balls Auditorium when she received the good news. She was informed by Tittle Tattle Tonight's Papaya Ruckusgar...
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Funny story: Postal Service rescue plan would turn mail carriers into drug runners

Postal Service rescue plan would turn mail carriers into drug runners

Washington, DC - A Congressional panel that's searching for ways to save the crumbling US Postal Service has recommended that the agency increase its profits by becoming the nation's narcotics distribution network. With the Internet and e-mail dev...
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