Written by KendoMonkey
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Topics: Strike, Surgery

Wednesday, 16 July 2003

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Intergalactic hussy, Darth Vader, appeared in court on Tuesday charged with indecently spanking a japanese woman. The incident, recreated in the picture shown here, is said to have undergone surgery after one lightsaber strike too many.

Lawyers for the Dark Lord stated that he was simply doing what was asked of him:

"We got this request from a fan which My Lord felt was an appropriate thing to be doing with his time. So, he went to the young lady's apartment and spanked her with his lightsaber. It was all very innocent, no harm done except for a few deep scars."

The incident is said to have scared the Bothans.

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