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Thursday, 1 March 2007

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These policeman stiffs are working hard on the job.

Ever since the Antonella Barba nude pictures have been released, the New Jersey Police Department has been hard on the job finding out whether or not they're fake or not.

Seems easy, right?

"It's not." says Henry Godry of the NJPD, "it takes a lot of work and dedication to i.d. her in these stills. If anyone has any evidence on this case we urge them to come forward. Seriously urging them. IT'd be much easier if someone, ANYONE, had a video clip, just for example. That would make it MUCH easier. Sooo much easier. Wow. Really easier."

Many are asking, why is this search taking so long?

"Well, we did a deep, hard search on the pictures. Reeeally deep. We actually dropped all of our other cases except this one. We feel it's very important. But we just need a little more time. But a video clip, wow, would that speed things up or what! WOW, wow. Especially a high quality video, cause that's what we're missing really. A really good quality video."

I let Mr. Godry know that our prayers are with him, and that, on behalf of all of New Jersey, we wish him the best in his investigation.

"We're keeping our fingers crossed, at least on our free hands."

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