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Saturday, 24 February 2007

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The American Idol Contestant and the former Miss Nevada are in trouble for new photos

Scandal erupted in Hollywood when it was discovered that one of the American Idol final 20 had naked pictures of herself posted on the internet. The contestant, Antonella Barba, is seen topless in pictures on a beach with the former Miss Nevada. Other pictures show her rolling naked in the sand and covering her wet, sandy privates with a hand. They are also seen drinking and flashing men in a nightclub.

When asked about the latest scandal, the three American Idol judges all had different comments. Randy Jackson, former member of Journey, said "Yo Yo Yo Yo Dawg. She's is hot! She's just doin' her thing. She's chillin' in the sand and gettin' her groove on."

Paula Abdul, former Laker Girl and singer/dancer, answered by saying that, "Hey, I didn't sleep with this one either. I didn't help her make the top twenty-four. Don't blame me this time. And that was Evian water in my Coke cup, regardless of what Rosie said."

Simon Cowell, the man beloved and hated for his brutal honesty and opinions, was also not very diplomatic this time. "Did you see that girl's pictures? She was sagging very bad for someone so young. It was just ghastly and appalling. I thought it was amateur porn night at the titty bar. It was a really poor performance and I didn't enjoy the fat rolls at all. She'll never make it as a stripper."

Show emcee Ryan Seacrest, out of the goodness of his kind and gentle heart, offered the following: "I know that she's in pain right now over these photographs. If she needs to talk or a shoulder to cry on, she can come to my place and we'll talk, have a few drinks, see what happens. I am here to offer her all the comfort that she needs. She can bring along Miss Nevada if she wants and the three of us can work out their problems over some nice wine and soft music."

There was no word if the singer would be removed from the competition, and she could not be reached for comment. Friends, however, said she was seen leaving the American Idol hotel rooms with a short, unshaven, curly haired blonde male with big teeth. Another unidentified woman was in the back seat.

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