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Topics: Russell Brand

Wednesday, 29 October 2008

image for Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie on her high whorse about shagging Russell Brand
In her peroxide incarnation Georgina Baillie at least doesn't look like the rear end of a bus,unlike Ross's wife Jane

London - (Ross/Russ Mess): The foxy siren at the center of the Jonathan Ross/Russell Brand lurid phone call fiasco lashed out today at tabloid reports she had 'dared' her ex-shag to phone her Grandpa about shenanigans in the back seat of her 1999 Lada Coupe.

Baillie, 23, alias 'Voluptua' of the burlesque dance troupe Satanic Sluts, apparently bet Brand £1,000 that he wouldn't call up her somewhat ga-ga Grandpoppy Andrew Sachs and spill the beans about their shagging.

A lovers' tiff then went hideously wrong when Brand and Hampstead neighbor Jonathan Ross took up the challenge during a BBC Radio show.

Ross's wife Jane Goldman is a scarlet-haired 20 stone harpy.

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