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Sunday, 7 October 2007

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The Marchant Twins, just minutes before peeling off and plunging naked into the strawberry fondant creme-filled jacuzzi

Newcastle - (Ass Mess): Big Brother twins Sam and Amanda Marchant's naked, auto-erotic internet pics have stormed into the lead and taken over from High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens as cyberspace's most viewed and downloaded nude images of the year.

The blonde, 36DD 19 year-old twins from Newcastle posed for shots of themselves languishing deshabille in a penthouse rooftop open-air jacuzzi filled with strawberry fondant creme that they took several hours to lap up orally.

An accompanying video shows them exploring every fondant-filled crevice, nook and cranny as the golden summer sunshine gleams on their lithe and ravenous bodies.

A "Sweets for my Sweet, Sugar for My Honey" sound-track is audible in the background although much of the lyrics are spasmodically drowned-out by the moans and groans emanating from the outdoor tub.

On Saturday night large parts of Northern Europe underwent an internet blackout as servers crashed following the web becoming inundated by the website's enthusiasts.

The Marchant twins were reported by UK tabloids today to be recuperating from the photoshoot in a London emergency liposuction clinic.

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