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Friday, 14 September 2007

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Vanessa is wearing nothing under her clothes

There are many media confirmations that Vanessa Hudgens, star of , High School Musical, XXX sex tape are just rumors, nothing more. Although in past experience, where there's smoke there's usually fire, in this case may be hot air. But then again one can only hope.

Most of the news outlets confirming that the video allegations are false and just ridicules are the same sources that were lighting the fire of innuendo to begin with. Considering Vanessa is, was ??? years young in this alleged tape someone might want to call a, Chris Hanson, To Catch a Predator, fowl.

First came the release of phone photos on the net of a totally naked, undressed, in her birthday suit, no clothes what so ever Vanessa. Hudgens confirmed that the photos were intended for her boyfriend, Zac Efron. Vanessa bares all in one photo for Zac, the only thing disturbing his view is a gold chain around her waist, nothing is left to the imagination, another in the tub, enticingly pulling her bikini bottoms down. Ohhhhh,,the humanity!!!!

Vanessa apologized publicly for the leak and hoped the, "Girls Gone Wild." photos would not hurt her Disney status, yeyh, Right! B movie feature films lookout a nude star is born.

The non-existent tape is not now in negotiations and will not be released in the next two months or so according to no one at a sleazy porn distribution company.

Rumor has it a rumor is only a rumor until substantiated in which case the rumor would no longer be considered a rumor but in fact would revert to
uncalled for speculation and public titilation.

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
09.14.07

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