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Thursday, 19 April 2007

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Actor Dylan Sprouse has been acting with his twin Cole Sprouse since the age of 6 months

In a recent press conference, Dylan Sprouse excitedly revealed his new contract with Gillette, world-renown grooming products company.

Dylan Sprouse, now 15, is the star of Disney show "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody". He portrays one of a pair of twins living at a fancy hotel.

"I'm not old enough to shave yet," He said with a grin, "But they gave me this contract, so I thought hey, why not!"

When asked for the reason they chose to use such a young model for their spokesperson, Gillette had no comment, but expert marketing advisor, U. B. Riech, author of How To Get Into Marketing, said, 'Youngsters are maturing earlier now. And so I believe Gillette's marketing tactics should change drastically, targeting a younger audience.'

In response to the contract, the young actor's parents said they were 'proud and elated' that their son is 'growing out of his Disney shell'.

In response to the young actor's parents' response, Gillette and Disney has announced a partnership in manufacturing a new line of Disney designed 'It's fun to shave!' razors targeted towards budding youngsters.

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