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Topics: American Idol

Tuesday, 4 March 2008

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Seen here in one of his favorite roles

Cyberspace - (Bare Faced Cheek Mess): Gay American Idol semi-finalist David Hernandez's nude lapdancing photos have flooded the net after appreciative fans from Phoenix's Dick's Cabaret & Strip Club mounted a spirited campaign to help their dreamboat contestant win the star prize.

Hernandez's 2004 naked debut performance photos feature a catchy thirty foot pink and black sequin banner above the club dancefloor proclaiming 'A Big Hand On Your Opening, David'.

Amateur video footage of the lithe and supple-bodied 24 year-old Gay American Idol contestant shows him stripping in a variety or traditional male roles.

These include a respected Capitol Hill Senator, a pinstriped Gordon Gekko-esque hedgefund harlot, a classic beefy rubber-clad firefighter and the ever-popular Rock Hudson lookalike "although 99% of club patrons always thought that was a Bobby Kennedy mask he's wearing."

Hernandez's performance on the Tuesday 4 March edition of the show looks to be a sell-out.

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