Rodeo Bull Trump Bucking the Cowboys On His Back
A sports spokesman for Donald Trump has revealed a possible career for Donald just in case he doesn’t go to jail in the next 30 years (which is possibly how long this whole fucking drama may take before there’s any closure). Jimmy “Ride ‘Em Hard”…
Read full storyI’m A Doctor, Not An Actor
In California, in Hollywoodland, in Los Angeles, there are lots and lots of doctors. And they have the money to dress nicely and look respectable in a town where respect is a word used by junkies and hookers and screenwriters … but not by anyone who…
Read full storyTaylor Swift Can’t Keep It In Her Hard Rock Panties
Taylor Swift has tried again and again to donate her panties to the Hard Rock Café in Los Angeles, but they keep getting stolen. Was it a lone thief in a mask with a long moustache that he was spinning around his finger? Or was it an employee, esp…
Read full storyChinese Money Number One For Future Happy World of People Pets
China has teamed up with more shithole countries run by assholes in order to make itself Head Asshole Nation Of The World (HANOTW … shit, thought I almost had Han Solo there for a second … kinda looks like Hanoi.) BRICS is composed of five major e…
Read full storyRittenhouse Doesn’t Wanna Pay for Play
Kyle Rittenhouse got away with killing people with his gun, but not necessarily his wallet. He’s being sued by one of the victims of his medical rampage and he’s scared. Kyle doesn’t want to have to pay for the dead bodies he created. A civil sui…
Read full storyA Leaking Pecker Is NOT Funny!
Is your pecker leaking? We all worry about leaking peckers, some more than others, but not you … Oh no, you think your pecker is going to stay vacuum-sealed for the rest of your life, dontcha? And then one day you’re walking along the stree…
Read full storyAll Banks Will Fall for Crypto to Rise
The banks are falling! The banks are falling! So yelled Hermann Von Moneylaunder, president of a very big and important European bank. After he took out all his money and put it into Bitcoin, that is. The banks are failing for a reason. There i…
Read full storyThe Yo Yo MoFo Bro Band Wins The Best New Hip Hop Band Award at The Afro-Am Awards Show
LOS ANGELES - (Spoof News) - Music Moments Magazine senior writer Calcutta Cotton reports that she had a great time at "The 19th Annual Afro-Am Awards Show." The yearly event honoring black artists, bands, dancers, and stand up comedians was co-ho…
Read full storyRobot Literature Nobel Prize Winner Ain't No Doctor Suess
A robot has won the Nobel Prize for Literature! The Noveltron 3000 has penned over 42 novels with universal themes of love and loss and man’s inhumanity to man – hitting all the notes for any jury – and blew the human competition away! Judges a…
Read full storyDisney to Become Its Own Country
As a response to all the damage done to it by Ron DeSantis, Disney Inc and all its subsidiaries have decided to secede from the USA and become its own country, much like the Pope and his billion-plus Catholics fooled the world into giving them their…
Read full storyRupert Murdoch Actually Controlled by Alien Hemorrhoid
In a rare bout of toilet humor, in an interview with the Australia News Weekly, Rupert Murdoch says that he isn’t the one who uses his media outlet to spread right-wing propaganda to the world to try and “Make Fascism Fun Again” (MFFA), it’s somethin…
Read full storyDreaded Cotton Boll Weevils Infest Thousands of Alabama Cotton Fields
BURNT CORNBREAD, Alabama - (Spoof News) - Local residents are saying that they have not seen this bad of a cotton boll weevil attack since the late 1940s. One owner (Uriah Muffler), 77, of a large 900 acre cotton field just outside of Mobile, Alab…
Read full storyNHL San Jose Sharks Fans Hope MLS Earthquakes Suck This Season
San Jose, CA – “Listen, I respect soccer. Sometimes I even wear socks when I gotta wear dress shoes like to somebody’s funeral. I’m just saying. There’s only one major sport in this city. Hockey. And we all know the Sharks blow this season. But…
Read full storyMonster Trucks at Trump’s Next Rally to Draw Big Nacho Bellies
Since the rally at Waco, Texas didn’t turn out quite as Donald planned – he was expecting bigger numbers, as usual – so he has decided to change up the next rally a bit to draw a bigger crowd. As an opener to his show, there will be a monster truc…
Read full storyBiden Does Stand-Up Comedy in Chinanada
Biden called Canada “China” and got big laughs! So after the show he went to an Ottawa comedy club and did five minutes of killer material. Here are some of Joe’s jokes: “Why can’t Justin Trudeau be a good democratic leader? ‘Cuz the Chinese fo…
Read full storyEqual Rights for American Female Mass Shooters
American women who don’t know their place are nasty women! Where did they get these guns and why didn’t their MAN tell them to stay home – mass shooting is a man’s job! But how else to get equal rights? The recent mass shooter in … where was it? T…
Read full storyJimi Hendrix’s Guitar Abused by the Trump Family
A guitar once owned by Jimi Hendrix has been purchased at auction by someone from the Trump Family, but no one is sure who owns it. Donald tried to play it and broke three strings until it was taken away from him by the SS. Donald Junior ... no…
Read full storyMeghan and Harry Are Deep Inside Cabin Fever
Meghan and Harry have been noticeably quiet since South Park had a go at them about how they love their privacy so much they can’t shut up about it. Now what are they doing? What any couple who has been publicly shamed and shunned do. They shut up…
Read full storyKing Charles Playing NFT King
King Charles is getting into the NFT game, seeing how successful Trump was at it, so now you too can get a King Chuck in gold and ermine robes, in riding jodhpurs, in golf attire, dressed up as a soldier standing in front of a helicopter with a helme…
Read full storyKing Charles on Tour for Democracy, but Not the French Kind
King Charles was in a sticky wicket recently. And for an old reason … The French! Mon Dieu! They were revolting again. I mean, having a revolution, or a protest, or just burning things because they didn’t want to retire two years later. THAT was w…
Read full storyVietnam Asking for Aid from America for the Invasion of China Movie
Invoking that old nugget, the Domino Theory of Politics, Vietnam has asked America for assistance to wage war on China. If Vietnam doesn’t win, all nations could crumble to China’s reign of terror. China and Vietnam hate each other – which is why Vie…
Read full storyMcDonalds in Russia to Resurrect Shamrock Shake
McDonald's will be changing the appearance of its cups and burger containers to the colors of the Ukrainian flag. But what about the McDonald's in Russia? American corporations are too big to fail and cannot choose sides in politics and war; they…
Read full storyA California Wildfire Threatens To Destroy The La Brea Tar Pits
LA BREA, California - (Spoof News) - A wildfire that was sparked by a bolt of lightning has already burned 600 acres and is fast approaching the world-famous La Brea Tar Pits, home to the world-renowned La Brea Tar Pits Diner. LA Channel 701 repor…
Read full storyMein Kampf to be Required Reading in the Florida Reich
Ron De Satan has given the greenlight for copies of Mein Kampf, written by some Austrian guy named Adolf Hitler, to be required reading for all children in Florida schools. Tests will be given as well as awards to any child who can recite as much of…
Read full storyMy Pillow Stuffed with Banned Lit
Ron DeSatan can’t ban books fast enough, and the My Pillow Guy loves it! For every book banned and NOT burned by DeSatan, the paper will be shredded and stuffed into every My Pillow. Sleep easy and cozy, knowing that some classic of Western lit…
Read full storyRobot Movies to Sweep Oscars in World of Tomorrow
The Oscars are over and already people have forgotten who won what and why. Fame is fleeting, and actors today will be unknown tomorrow. But what about the World of Tomorrow?! Science tells us that computer apps are now able to write screenplay…
Read full storyWeather man realises he has wasted his career
Weatherman Martin Briggs has revealed that the degree in meteorology he has had made him no more able to predict the weather than the average weather app on a mobile phone. To the people of Mithering on the Trent he is a familiar face and voice, t…
Read full storyTrump Is So Depressed He's Now Taken Up Smoking
MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - An anonymous Mar-a-Lago employee has revealed that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is so depressed and miserable that he has taken up smoking. The insider stated that the Orange Whale is smoking four packs of Marlboros e…
Read full storyA List of Tweets From The World of Sports
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - Sports Bet Gazette writer Zorro La Bamba has compiled a list of sports related tweets. A LIST OF TWEETS FROM THE WORLD OF SPORTS 1. I already miss playing football so damn much, that I may return and play for fr…
Read full storyBoebert Never Graduated High School
A spokesperson for Colorado High (Go Skunkrats!) has checked old documents and found that Lauren Boebert never graduated high school! Now, there aren't a lot of requirements to be an American politician (those who can't do, teach; those who can't…
Read full storyKari Lake Knows Her Pigeons
American pigeons are smarter than the average pigeons. They can recognize how a person votes. And that’s not from a person in a mental ward who has been forbidden of ever owning an American gun … that’s from someone sane … Kari Lake is still going…
Read full storyMelania Having Affair with Secret Service Agent, Doug the Plug
Melania is having an affair with one of her Secret Service goons, nicknamed Doug the Plug. Guess what he plugs! Donald has no idea. He sleeps a lot, drinks a lot of diet Pepsi (cuz if it’s diet that means you’ll lose weight, right?) and thinks up…
Read full storyRepublican Christmas Cards for a Killer Holiday
Republican Christmas cards are a new hot trend, and all the NRA members want in on it. None of the families or senators or congress-people or celebrities wanted to be named (you have to wait till next Christmas, nosey-parkers!), but each right-win…
Read full storyWaco for the Wacko
Since Trump knows he’s fucked forever, he figures he might as well go whole-hog, as they say here in Kentucky, the Incest State. I don’t necessarily mean he’s going to do hard time, but his reputation is shot. Even his own party doesn’t want him l…
Read full storyShe-Hulk Weighs In On The Controversy Surrounding ‘The Little Mermaid’
Los Angeles, CA – (Announcer) Welcome everyone. Welcome to the show. We’re attempting a new format here, where the actors and actresses appear in costume or in some other likeness of the screen character they portray... (She-Hulk) Fuck that! F…
Read full storyWANTED DEAD OR ALIVE: FlyFace And Donald Trump: The Two Men The FBI Couldn’t Shut Down
BILLINGSGATE POST: As incongruous as it may seem, the infamous Flyface and Donald Trump are being mentioned in the same sentence because both were unsuccessfully pursued by the FBI. As of this writing, both are still at large, even as their pictur…
Read full storyHarry Is Just Trying To Remain Relevant
Come on, stop picking on Harry as though he could further embarrass the monarchy. The silly frozen "todger" story in the "Spare" book got him tossed out of the monarchy. This is a monarchy that has survived since 1066. What is the relevance betwee…
Read full storyPutin Tells Trump That If He Does Not Pay Back The Personal Loan, The KGB Will Find Him and Put The Hurt To Him
MOSCOW - (Spoof News) - The Daily Drama reports that Russian President Vladimir Putin has had it with the "Orange Pervert." Putin texted the "Golfing Nazi" and told him in no uncertain terms that if he does not repay the personal loan within 48 ho…
Read full storyJennifer Lopez Is Crowned "The Sexiest Latina In The USA"
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - J.Lo, the world-renowned singer, dancer, actress, and glockenspiel player, has just added another accolade to her already impressive resume: "The Sexiest Latina in the USA." According to her publicist, J.Lo's vavavoom…
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