Conservatives not really that worried
Although they will probably face a bit of a thrashing at the local elections in May, the Conservative party have revealed that they are not really that worried. Conservative candidate Michael Madeup said 'After the mess we have made of things for…
Read full storyOffice playing Enya CD in honour of St Patrick's Day
Office staff at The Den in Mithering on the Trent are being forced to listen to Enya because it is St Patrick's Day. The Den, known as a leading Arts club for the youth is actually run by three people in their fifties who have not had their finger…
Read full storyMan claiming Irish heritage really just a Thin Lizzy Fan
Gary O'Johnson, a man from Chutney on the Fritz is once again claiming Irish heritage on St Patrick's Day, even though he is only a fan of Thin Lizzy, and remembers a pleasant dream about the Corrs. 'Yes' said Gary 'I added that O into my name to…
Read full storyNorfolk Folk Keeping It In The Family
Ron Snogger got a shock when he opened an envelope from the County Court yesterday morning. Ron, 30, has been married to Ethel Snogger for the past 7 years, even though Ethel is nearly three times his age. Adopted at birth, Ron thought that he'd…
Read full storyThe Reason Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood's Marriage Is Headed For The Dumpster
TULSA, Oklahoma - (Satire News) - The harmonica player in Garth Brooks band has made it known that the once-happy country couple is now a not-so-happy country pair. Harmonica player Noreen "Legs" Butterhouse, told Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine writer Buc…
Read full storyMcDonalds Is Adding Gender Neutral Bathrooms
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Taking a cue from some European countries, McDonalds will soon be adding unisex bathrooms. Mickey D executives stated that by installing gender neutral bathrooms it will cut down from having to clean and maintain two bath…
Read full storyAn Elementary School Teacher In Idaho Has 4 Nipples, 3 Belly Buttons, and 2 Labia Minoras
POCATELLO, Idaho - (Satire News) - The Watchdog News Agency reports that a third grade teacher at Pocatello's Mr. Potato Head Elementary, has revealed that she was born with 4 nipples, 3 belly buttons, and 2 labia minoras. Doranella Dillafinko, 42…
Read full storyColorado Is Importing Pot From Baja California
DENVER - (Satire News) - Word coming out of the Rocky Mountain State, is that the square-looking state is now importing marijuana from Baja California. A spokesperson for Gov. Jared Polis, stated that due to last year's summer drought, and the sub…
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