Equal Rights for American Female Mass Shooters

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Thursday, 30 March 2023

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It's Not the Genitalia, But the Trigger Finger One Should Worry About, yes?

American women who don’t know their place are nasty women! Where did they get these guns and why didn’t their MAN tell them to stay home – mass shooting is a man’s job!

But how else to get equal rights? The recent mass shooter in … where was it? Tennessee? Texas? (The mass shootings are always bigger in Texas!) wherever … was a girl!

Now some said she had a penis, but most of those were Republicans, like Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Now if it really was a girl or girl-like object – then MTG wants the world to know that women can do mass shootings as well as men! And Marge is inspired to take control of her own life – in the midst of her divorce – and throw her hat into the 2024 race to be president.

Will Marge turn her cabinet 50% women, and if they don’t like guns, will they get fired? Will this be a new trend in America (or an old one, but usually without a voice) where people who like and use guns will be heroes? When will the Second Amendment be stopped from turning people into killers?

Women need to bust through that glass ceiling, but shoot their way through it? Marjorie is getting a divorce … and she has a gun … if you see her coming, walk softly and carry the Constitution, but that probably wouldn’t stop her … like thoughts and prayers don’t stop killers.

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