Are you in a Hurry? Try the New 'Slurpburger' - The Newest Burger in Town
The newest and fastest growing burger chain out west and in the South is El Slurpo's. Soon to spread nationwide. Their food come in gulp cups of three sizes. It's super-fast food. Be in and out - and fully fed in 5 minutes. Basi…
Read full storyTucker Carlson: The Titanic Made It Safely To New York
According to Trucker Carlson of Fox News, the Titanic safely made port in New York harbor. No icebergs anywhere, just a safe passage and no tragic role for Leonardo Di Caprio or Kate Winslet. Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy gave Tucker Carls…
Read full storyThe NCAA Announces Last Minute Changes To Improve The Women’s Basketball Championship
Indianapolis, IN – Two years later, the NCAA still has yet to escape that moment when the world became aware of a major disparity between the men’s and women’s sides of the vaunted March Madness tournament. While the men’s teams had access to full g…
Read full storyA Very Sexy Female Soccer-Style Kicker Gets A Tryout With The Dallas Cowboys
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Jerry Jones is thrilled to announce that his kicker problem may be solved, after he sees a female soccer-style kicker from California kick field goals from 62, 73, and 87 yeards, yes 87 yards! Jones told the assembled me…
Read full storyFox's Tucker Carlson's Nose Growing Uncontrollably After Showing Jan. 6th Videotapes
The nose growth happened recently after his episodes showing Jan. 6th security videos of the followers of trump (in riot gear) - going into the capitol as peaceful tourists. He might have Pinocchioitis, a temporary physical condition that stops w…
Read full storyThe Reason Why One of The American Idol Hopefuls Was Disqualified Will Shock You
NEW ORLEANS - (American Idol Satire) - A mini-scandal has hit the country's top rated music show. The producers of "American Idol" are hurrying and scurrying to do some damage control after The Chicago Daily Wind Newspaper reported that one of thi…
Read full storyFox Talking Head Tucker Carlson Shows Videos of Peaceful Patriots Visiting Capitol Jan 6th
House republicans in congress gave fox's tucker Carlson all the security videos of the trashing of congress on January 6th. (But didn't give any videos to CNN, the new York times - or anybody else.) Tucker is now doing several Foxy episodes t…
Read full storyKing Charles Will Have A British Charity Gala At Buckingham Palace and Ricky Gervais Will Be The MC
BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (Satire News) - The BBC is reporting that King Charles III, will be hosting a charity to benefit "The Home For Retired Buckingham Palace Guards." King Chas, as his grandkids call him, has hired The Rolling Stones to perform for…
Read full storyMichigan Will No Longer Allow Same-Sex Canoodling
LANSING, Michigan - (Satire News) - The state of Michigan has said that enough is enough and that's fucking enough. Gov. Gretchen "The Babe" Whitmer has made it known that the act of same sex canoodling has gotten a bit out of hand. The governo…
Read full storyTrump's Urologist Tells Him That He Is So Damn Fat That Each One of His Ass Cheeks Weighs 65 Pounds!
PALM BEACH, Florida - (Satire News) - Word on the streets of Palm Beach is that fat ass Trump's urologist has informed him that the "Tub Of Lard" is so fucking fat that each of his ass cheeks weighs 65 pounds. Dr. Othello P. Bottomwood, who claims…
Read full storyA Gynecologist In New Jersey Discovers a Condom That Can Be Reused Up To 18 Times
HACKENSACK, New Jersey - (Satire News) - The Prophylactic World is amazed at the latest discovery in 'Rubbers." A retired New Jersey gynecologist, Dr. Titus F. Upperweed, 51, told The American Department of Birth Control (ADBC) that he has discove…
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