Putski's Pickle: Putin's Plot to Pilfer the Planet's Produce and Punch!
The despised world dictator, Vladimir Putin, also known as "Putski," was caught attempting to steal all the world's vodka and cabbage. Sources close to Putin reveal that the Russian Autocrat fled the Kremlin in high heels and a pink tutu while sc…
Read full storyTrump The Chump Is Hiding From The Guatemalan Drug Cartels
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Two years ago the man with the loose orange tongue made a comment that the drug cartels from Guatemala were "punks" and not really as tough as the drug cartels from other countries. Well fast forward 24 months an…
Read full storyGuatemala Has The World's Greatest and Most Luxurious Soccer Stadium
GUATEMALA CITY, Guatemala - (Satire News) - According to the Nacional News Agency, the Guatemala City Hot Tamale Ball Kickers play in Ixtantan Soccer Stadium, which is allegedly the most luxurious stadium in the world, even more luxurious than a gold…
Read full storyGovernment thinking about Privatising Gravity
Strapped for cash, a political party peopled with a few billionaires is thinking that they might have to privatise Gravity in order to balance the books. The naturally occurring phenomenon is useful for keeping things close to the ground and would…
Read full storyThe CIA Reports That Terrorist Groups Al-Qaeda, The Taliban, Isis, and Hezbollah Are All Back and With a Vicious Vengance
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The CIA has learned from an undercover spy that four of the world's top terrorist organizations have resurfaced and they vow to cause more mayhem than a hyperactive squirrel in a Nutella factory. The groups had g…
Read full storyIsis Hitman Captured At Heathrow Airport
LONDON - (Satire News) - The BBC reports that Scotland Yard has just captured one of the most infamous terrorist clowns in the world, Yasim Feem Lala, 37. He was captured as he tried to board an Air Switzerland plane that was bound for North Dakot…
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