LOS ANGELES - (Spoof News) - Music Moments Magazine senior writer Calcutta Cotton reports that she had a great time at "The 19th Annual Afro-Am Awards Show."
The yearly event honoring black artists, bands, dancers, and stand up comedians was co-hosted by Beyonce and Black Kitty Meow Meow.
Beyonce apologized to the crowd for not looking 100% because she said that her and her hubby Jay-Z recently adopted a rescue woodpecker and the little pecker kept her and Z up most of the night.
She giggled as she said her hubby finally gave "Woody" two shots of Jose Cuervo Tequla, and the little feathered fellow went off into Night Night Land.
Singers Nicki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion won the award for "Best Song Duet" with their hit, "I Told Da Brutha Not Ta Be Messin' Wif My Booty - So If His Hand Is Broke Den Tuff Kitty Said The Kitty."
The award for most words in a rap song went to Yo Yo Afro Woke, whose song "Da Ballad of Da Detroit Police" contains 2,906 words including the words pussy, do-rag, bitch, ho, nipple rings, and fa shizzle ma nizzle, which were uttered a total of 281 times.
And the "Best New Hip Hop Band of The Year" went to the Detroit rap artists, The Yo Yo MoFo Bro Band, who also had the year's "Best Rap Song" with "I Just Can't Help But Grab My You-Know-What Whenever I See My Woman's Booty Cleavage." ■
