Kansas Will Be Closing All of Their Sex Parlors
TOPEKA, Kansas - (Satire News) - The state that is home to wheat, corn, barley, milo, sorghum, and a very rare species of hummingbird that does not hum has just made a major announcement. The governor of the "Fly-Over" state of Kansas. Laura "Swee…
Read full storyCharles' Coronation Marks 1,000 Years of Compassionate British Rule of Wales, Irleand and Scotland, Etc.
So says Dr. Rotundus Boypincher of the Famous Boypincher Clergy Family - (going far Back in British Church history). He was doing a TV book interview for his latest book - 'How Britain Civilized the World and Made Lots of Money. Doing It'. B…
Read full storyCamilla Charmed Viewers When she was on Antiques Roadshow Recently
Camilla, our New Queen (sort of) - was on Antiques Roadshow recently showing an old, rare English - made snuffbox. (Even back then - most things in England were imported.) She charmed viewers with her pleasant personality. In chatting wit…
Read full storyKing Charles' Message to Harry and Meghan - You are Evicted But Please Come to the Coronation
How can a man kick a couple out of the home given to them by Queen Elizabeth - and then send them a friendly invite to his coronation? How can a man take away harry and Meghan’s police protection (and the police protection for their two young roy…
Read full storyThe Alex Murdaugh Bobblehead Dolls Are Here
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The Hasbroken Toy Company has just reported that they manufactured 45 Dick Alexander Murdaugh Bobblehead dolls and according to retail outlets only 2 were sold. One was sold to Ann Coulter, GOP maven, who is such a skanky…
Read full storyWest Virginians Vote To Extend The 3-Second Dropped Food Rule, Due To Extensive Poverty Throughout The State
CHARLESTON, West Virginia - (Satire News) - The nation's poverty steak has hit all the states very hard, but none like West Virginia, where many of the states 874,773 coal mines have had to shut down, due to the flashlight shortage. The good folks…
Read full storyIowa Votes To Ban Porn
DES MOINES, Iowa - (Satire News) - Press Extra reporter Voodoo Dupree, sister of comedian Zydeco Dupre, reports that the "Fly Over State" of Iowa has just voted to ban pornography in the state's bars, hotels, fast food chains, schools, and nail salon…
Read full storyAlex "The Trump-Looking" Murdaugh Has Been Sentenced To 707 Years In Sing Sing Federal Prison
WALTERBORO, South Carolina - (Satire News) - In a highly publicized trail, Dick Alexander Murdaugh, who looks like he could be Trump's illegitimate cousin Niles Fausto Trump, will be spending the next 707 years in a cold, damp, cell at Sing Sing Fede…
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