As a response to all the damage done to it by Ron DeSantis, Disney Inc and all its subsidiaries have decided to secede from the USA and become its own country, much like the Pope and his billion-plus Catholics fooled the world into giving them their own country.
“Disneyvania” will have lots of rides and crap for all the kids to wear, and Mickey will be Major Domo and Goofy with be the Minister in Charge of WTF Am I? and Minnie will create and destroy a rose garden, and the Pirates of the Caribbean pirates will be the Navy.
The passports will be a hand stamp so you can get in, have your DNA stolen and analyzed, and you yourself will be owned as a piece of Disney property, with no willpower of your own.
Adolf Disney, the Fuhrer of Disneyvania, has sprechen, “Vee vill destroy Six Flags – the Great Satan – und rule zee world for und 1000 years!”
Thus, the first act of the new nation will be one of war, having a go at the competitors, Six Flags, and all their amusement parks.
Is America ready to spawn little Americas? Texas hopes so, as do every state that thinks Marjorie Taylor Greene is “a genius”. It’s likely that Disneyvania will team up with America (after succession and a quiet afternoon war of tea and grenades) to invade Mexico, as MTG insists, since it’s from there that all of America’s evil come. Not the other way around.
All Hail Disney! Buy more of its shit and keep those mouse ears pointed to a Christian Heaven! It’s a small world after all!
PS: Next up for their own countries: Elon and Gates. Cyber geek war, no one gets killed, but their credit ratings may go down.
