Love In An Elevator
Donald and Ivanka were caught by Secret Service staff making out hot and heavy in a private elevator in the Trump Tower in New York City. If that wasn’t strange enough, Steven Tyler, lead singer of Aerosmith, was also present in said elevator sing…
Read full storyA Female Catcher Tries Out For The World Champion Houston Astros
HOUSTON - (Sports Satire) - The Houston Astros organization reports that a female catcher, who stands 6-foot-6-inches tall and who weighs 286, has been given a tryout with the world champion Houston Astros. The catcher was born and bred in Tampico…
Read full storyThe BBC Reports That King Charles III, Is Infatuated With The Erotically Sensuous Cheryl Cole
LONDON - (Gossip Satire) - The BBC, which is the best source for current affairs (no pun intended) is reporting that a source within Buckingham Palace, has revealed that King Charles III, informed her that he is totally smitten with the lovely, lusci…
Read full storyA Young Latina Singing Sensation Has More Instagram Fans Than Anyone Else In America, Including Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, and LeBron James
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Lolita Tierra Del Fuego, who is only 18, has just become the music world's brand new female sensaton. And Instagram is reporting that Lolita already has more Instagram followers than anyone else in the entire world (302…
Read full storyHockey Players to Wear Jet-Powered Skates
The ice hockey skate is being reinvented. A new skate will have a battery layer between the shoe part and the skate part - sort of a three-part skate. A computer and a battery (like an electric bicycle battery) will give Hockey players several 2-…
Read full storyEx-Navy Pilot Saw One UFO Attempt to F**k Another UFO
Recently, many ex-navy pilots have come forward in the U. S. to say they have seen UFO's near their planes doing weird things. One ex- pilot recently anonymously described a 'Close Encounter'. "This large Bluish Flower - shaped UFO was hang…
Read full storyDonald "3-Chins" Trump Is Being Sued By The Navaho Nation
YUMA, Arizona - (Satire News) - Donald "Old Elephant Butt" Trump, who political scholars from the four corners of the world have called the biggest, fattest, most extensive liar in the history of lying, has just been hit with a $6.6 billion lawsuit.
Read full storyJesus’ Foreskin Has Been Found!
A Palestinian shepherd boy with a rum-pa-pa-pum drum was wandering on the outskirts of Jerusalem, trying to hide from Israeli police, who had just beaten up his grandmother for breathing without a permit … anyway, the kid was digging in the dirt tryi…
Read full storyThe Chicago Bears Fans Want The Owners To Change The Team Name
CHICAGO - (Sports Satire) - Some of the most fickle and unforgiving fans in the NFL are the fans of the Chicago Bears. The season ticket holders recently voted, by a vote of 12,942 to 803 to change the name of the lowly (3-14) Bears. One long-t…
Read full storyMexico's Meanest Fighting Bull Is Put Out To Pasture After Goring The 3rd Matador in 4 Weeks
TIJUANA, Mexico - (Sports Satire) - Mexico's El Ole News has just put out that the National Bullfighting Agency of Mexico (NBAM) has decided to put one of the meanest fighting bulls in the history of bullfighting out to pasture. The bullfighting b…
Read full storyThe Boston Celtics Hit Nineteen 3-Pointers To Clobber The Detroit Pistons
BOSTON - (Sports Satire) - The Boston Celtics with a record of 45-18, continue kicking ass in the NBA's Eastern Conference. The guys in green and white sank nineteen, 3-pointers to clobber the cellar-dwelling Detroit Pistons 117-41 on The Celtics…
Read full storyScotland Yard Is Investigating Manchester United For Some Very Shady Stuff
LONDON - (Sports Satire) - The BBC has just broken the sports story that the Manchester United Red Devils soccer team is being investigated by Scotland Yard for some under-the-table shenanigans that are way up there in the high jinks department. B…
Read full storyDallas Quarterback Dak Prescott Is Reportedly On The Trading Block
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette has broken the story that Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott is on the trading block. Team owner Jerry Jones said that he had a long owner-to-employee talk and he simply told the…
Read full storyLet the truth be known, wake up humanity!
News of the World: Governments are entrusted by the people of their nation to solve problems. Unfortunately, government's cause more problems than they solve. On a common day two ordinary people were arrested for over $460,000 in stolen merchandis…
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