A spokesperson for Colorado High (Go Skunkrats!) has checked old documents and found that Lauren Boebert never graduated high school!
Now, there aren't a lot of requirements to be an American politician (those who can't do, teach; those who can't teach...politician), but surely they've written some kind of law saying that every politician HAS to have a high school diploma...right?
Right? RIGHT?!!!!
If Lauren can be kicked out of politics due to a lack of eduamacatyion...or however it's spelled...then what will she do?
Of course, she'll fight and sue and pretend she doesn't know incriminating things and say she's never met friends of hers who are racists and call for an appeal and take it to the corrupt Supreme Court...but when all that fails, what shall she do?
Do prostitutes need to graduate high school?
The education official said, "If she passes a test in reading, writing - she has to know how to spell her own name and maybe even the word 'constitution' - and basic geography and math, then we'll consider that as a diploma. It's not right, it's not fair, but that's politics."
But other Democrat educators have complained. One of them said, "She should have to write an essay about everything she hates - as an example of the fine art of rhetoric - and show how wonderful it is, and vice versa."
What that means is: Lauren writes an essay saying how much Joe Biden is great and how tree-huggers and black people are her closest friends...and then write another essay saying how she hates the NRA and how Trump is killing America and how guns are bad and people who love guns are bad people.
A tall order. Will she do it? To graduate and get her cushy government job back?
History will show. Or she'll get dragged out of Washington DC and ridden on a rail back to Colorado, whichever works best for America.
