MOSCOW - (Spoof News) - The Daily Drama reports that Russian President Vladimir Putin has had it with the "Orange Pervert."
Putin texted the "Golfing Nazi" and told him in no uncertain terms that if he does not repay the personal loan within 48 hours, he will inform the Russian KGB to track down the whale-looking "Cunt Grabber" and put the ever-living hurt on his humongous, volcano-looking ass.
DD reporter Cinderella St. Lamb learned from info guru Andy Cohen that the loan Trump begged Putin for was in the amount of $1.83 billion.
Trump promised Putski that if he could not pay it, then he would take the money from the US Treasury and have the American people pay it.
Putin told The Kremlin Voice that if Trump does not pay back every damn dime, then he will regret that his daddy ever knocked up his mama.
