Come on, stop picking on Harry as though he could further embarrass the monarchy. The silly frozen "todger" story in the "Spare" book got him tossed out of the monarchy. This is a monarchy that has survived since 1066.
What is the relevance between Henry VIII and Harry's frozen todger? None. It wouldn't even make the history books.
Where would Harry's todger story fit between the rivalry of Mary Queen of Scots and Queen Elizabeth I, who later had Mary beheaded? Not even a footnote.
"By the way, Queen Mary, did you know that about three hundred years later, a descendant named Harry had a frozen todger?"
Harry may become known as "Harry the Todger," just as Marie Antoinette became the "Let them eat cake" Queen.
While Harry complains that the monarchy lied to him about the press, at the same time, he confesses that he was smoking pot, taking cocaine, hallucinogens, and magic mushrooms, drinking alcohol, and having the poor judgment to dress as a Nazi for a costume party.
Why would the monarchy tell him everything? Why would anyone even tell Harry where the money jar was located?
His complaints seem to stem from King Charles cutting off his allowance. Boo-hoo! No one gets a free ride in their 30s, 40s, 50s, or 60s. So forget it. The ATM is closed. Get it?
And besides, Harry quit the family business when he decided to go Hollywood.
But he's young enough to one day wake up and realize he was born into a historic monarchy superior to Hollywood.
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