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Donald Trump is reportedly planning on leaking bombshell letters in his new book. That is going to be difficult for him to compile as so many of his cronies are in prison and they heavily censor what they say and write there. It doesn’t help any t…
Read full storyDonald Trump Hit In His Orange Face With a Pink Paint Ball
OKLAHOMA CITY - (Spoof News) - The man who's practically counting down the seconds until he hears the slam of a jail cell door was in OKC for a GOP rally, which, if estimates are correct, was attended by a whopping 17-19 people. The portly fellow,…
Read full storyArcheologists Discover Pre-Historic Middle Finger Site
Archeologists from around the world gathered today near a site in North America where thousands of skeletons were discovered with raised middle fingers. Though the meaning of this has long been well known in the modern era, these eminent research…
Read full storyThe FBI Has Discovered That Trump Gave 47 of His Filthy Rich Friends Millions of Dollars In US Food Stamps
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The FBI just announced that former President and current inmate Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has been caught in yet another scandal, this time involving illegal gifts to his closest "Republicanites". According t…
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