A Stunningly Attractive California Masseuse Claims That Donald Trump Is Her Biological Daddy
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - In a recent scandalous report from Scandal Today, it has been revealed that a masseuse working in the Bay Area is claiming that she is the biological daughter of Donald Trump or as Ivanka calls him (her little sperm do…
Read full storyLiz Hurley and Cheryl Cole Buy An English Pub In Soho
SOHO, England - (Spoof News) - The BBC reports that the Fairy of Fun, Liz Hurley, and the Duchess of Sass, Cheryl Cole, have just become owners of a pub that was first established back in March of 1968 The pub is named Ye Olde Drink and Silly Chat…
Read full storyHouse GOP In Conspiracy To Protect Donald Trump
The whole world is watching how Democracy works (on the Republican side) in the United States. It’s a travesty. Too bad George Floyd didn’t have the House GOP on his side. But the difference is that Trump tried to bribe a witness before the 2016 pres…
Read full storyThe Song "Stormy" By The Classics IV, Is Back On The Music Chart After 54 Years Thanks To Stormy Daniels Renewed Popularity
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Who could forget the timeless hit "Stormy" by the band The Classics IV, that rocked the airwaves in 1968? Thanks to the resurgence of Donald J. Erasmus Trump's funtime friend, Stormy Daniels, the song is back on the char…
Read full storyTrump Might Really be Indicted, and Biden’s Pi__ed
When it comes to 21st century politics, one literally does not know what to believe so we are passing along some stories that we have heard about the impending Trump indictment and are working to track down additional information. As many of you…
Read full storyA Gorgeously Sexy Texas Cowgirl Is Elected Mayor of A Town In Texas
FIDDLESTICK, Texas - (Satire News) - Meet Kate Flintmaker, a proud Texan from the bustling metropolis of Fiddlestick, Texas [Pop: 2,902]. Kate's family includes her mom Starlette Jo, dad Nolan Bob, and an army of 7,473 head of Black Angus cattle o…
Read full storyProfessor's Findings Ended Poverty in U.S. Last Night!
A professor in this country who was virtually unknown a month ago ended all poverty in America last night and has captured more media space recently that the last sixteen U. S. Presidents combined. "I don't know why any academics, economists, or…
Read full storyA High School Cheerleader In Texas Can Do Cheers In 13 Different Languages
GALVESTON, Texas - (Sports Spoof) - Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti recently stumbled upon an extraordinary high school cheerleader. Meet Paris Boochee, aka "The Rah Rah Girl". At only 17 years old, Paris can cheer on her team, The Nolan Ryan R…
Read full storyWill Ford Brexit production start in Aidensfield?
YORKSHIRE, England – (Satire News) – As we reported at the beginning of the year, a completely new type of British car is on the planning table. The name of the new innovation is Ford Brexit. This car model has an inward-sloping rear window, so c…
Read full storyThe Proud Boys Are Already Planning To Bust Trump Out of Prison
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Donald Trump reportedly told his one and only remaining friend Greg "The Swamp Monster" Gutfeld that several members of the Proud Boys have texted him telling him not to worry because within 24 hours of him being impri…
Read full storyThe SeaWorld Whale Finally Tamed: Joy At Donald Trump's Arrest Over Stormy Daniels Hush Money
BOSTON - (Satire News) - Everyone in the "Blue State" of Massachusetts is happier than a beaver in a wooden bowling pin factory. And the reason is due to the fact that after years and years justice will finally be served when the most evil, hatefu…
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